Tonight's VP Drinking Game

This Thursday! A debate for the ages! Two contestants, one vice presidency! Who will earn the honor of succeeding Dick Cheney?

In the blue corner Joe “I take the train home” Biden. In the red corner Sarah “I can see Russia from my house” Palin.

Blue Team Rules

* For every mention of Scranton, Pennsylvania: Take a sip.
* When Biden begins the “I take the train home everyday story” being drinking. Don’t stop ‘till he finishes.
* When Biden questions Palin’s inexperience: Drink something you’ve never had before
* When Biden makes an obvious gaffe: Spill your neighbor’s drink
* When Biden uses X words when Y will do: Drink X-Y seconds
* When Biden patronizes or self identifies with the working class: Down some brew (Bonus points if you use Miller Highlife)
* When Biden lambastes Washington Insiders: Make a toast to his 35 years of experience in the United States Senate

The Joe Biden checklist. If he mentions all of the following, finish your drinks: Blue Collar, Golden Parachute, Little Guy, Washington Insider, Working Class, Clean

Red Team Rules

* Every time Palin cites Alaska’s proximity to Russia as “foreign policy experience”: Take a shot of vodka
* When Palin claims she said “Thanks but no thanks” to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say “thanks but no thanks,” and then when no one’s looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
* When Palin recounts putting the governor’s jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends
* When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it’s the same thing.
* When Palin points out that Biden thought Obama was too inexperienced for the job: Finish your drink and say, “Oh Snap!” If you’re a democrat, follow this by crying.
* When Palin claims that Washington’s problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.
* When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you’re the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.

The Sarah Palin checklist. If she mentions all of the following, finish your drinks: Bush Doctrine, Snow Machine, Moose, Lipstick, Hockey Mom, Family Values



http://www.lifelovepursuit.com/post/52761499/tonights-vp-drinking-game


hope this isn't [old]

10/2/2008 2:42:25 PM

at least fix the typo

\/ (begin)

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : everyday story” being drinking. Don’t stop ‘till he finishes.]

10/2/2008 2:43:44 PM

and dont forget PALIN BINGO


http://www.palinbingo.com

10/2/2008 2:44:23 PM

am i blind?

what typo?

10/2/2008 2:45:02 PM

nice

10/2/2008 2:46:01 PM

She scares diddy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70wGnx_lZio

10/2/2008 2:46:08 PM

it should say "begin drinking" not "being drinking"

10/2/2008 2:46:11 PM

OHHH DUR (you even pointed that out)

amazing how i dont ever catch too many typos like that


my b

10/2/2008 2:47:14 PM

I bet the republican campaigners are gonna sweat bricks all night.

10/2/2008 2:47:33 PM

how about every time you see an Obama commercial that uses the phrases "time for a change" and/or "more of the same" take a drink? You will be dead by dinner time

10/2/2008 2:48:15 PM

^ or everytime i see john mccain looking old in a commercial?? but that isn't the debate or a VP nominee. dur. VP debate drinking game happens while the VP nominees are debating.

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .]

10/2/2008 2:49:35 PM

this is not a thread to fight about whos voting for who damnit.

if i see one more "palin is stupid" "obama is a fucking elitist" "x is this" "x is that"
bullshit im gonna scream

the majority of the people saying this shit have no clue what going on and they like to think they do.

/end rant

this is a thread to make fun of both candidates equally.



[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 2:53 PM. Reason : fhghg]

10/2/2008 2:51:59 PM

^^^you can do that with McTrain's ads lately! He jumped on that caboose right around the time of their convention.

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : sorry Joie]

10/2/2008 2:52:11 PM

haha youre fine

10/2/2008 2:52:54 PM

10/2/2008 2:54:36 PM

we can't do things equally that's socialist. i just thought palin bingo was funny....SORRY!!!!! so in the interests of fairness i found a biden board


http://www2.grist.org/images/home/2008/10/02/Talking_Points_Bingo_all10.pdf

10/2/2008 2:55:46 PM

HAHAHA gg on the socialist remark.

1 cookie for you.

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : REmark]

10/2/2008 2:57:20 PM

this thread is racist against people that don't drink

10/2/2008 2:58:17 PM

oh snap, that does come on tonight!

I've been so goddamn busy this week that I completely forgot.

thanks joie! <3

10/2/2008 2:59:55 PM

^^you can still drink. like water or something. just get extra hydrated!!

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]

10/2/2008 3:00:14 PM

I'd like to play but I'm all out of beer and don't feel like driving to the store to get anymore so if you have more than a 12 pack that's obviously more than you need and I'll be sending someone over to pick 40% of it up for me shortly, lets get to drinking!

10/2/2008 3:04:32 PM

my wife printed out palin bingo cards at work already - game on

10/2/2008 3:06:07 PM

i think she should be slapped everytime she mentions the bridge to nowhere

nowhere, alaska 99901

10/2/2008 3:13:57 PM

I'm throwing a debate watching party at my apartment, we're playing palin bingo

http://www.palinbingo.com

10/2/2008 3:20:47 PM

Quote :

"or everytime i see john mccain looking old in a commercial?? "

or how about Obama looking black in his commercials?

10/2/2008 3:21:37 PM

^ my point exactly.

DURRRR.

10/2/2008 3:25:01 PM

10/2/2008 3:30:30 PM

ok. i am in no way saying i support mccain nor obama.
but i watched this video and i have no sound.

im reading the comments and i want to know what the FUCK these kids are singing.

now...when i post this you are going to think that im trying to belittle obama.
it is not the case.

just morbid curiosity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG6ureeTw2E

10/2/2008 4:44:31 PM

i like joie's non partisan game that takes jabs at both sides instead of some of the other dumb shit i've seen

10/2/2008 4:47:43 PM

bam

10/2/2008 9:07:04 PM

I need to go and make myself a drink right now!

10/2/2008 9:07:34 PM

i dont have cable or even bunny ears

update me people.

10/2/2008 9:08:09 PM

palin's a hot old canadian

10/2/2008 9:08:11 PM

i got work, but ima play cuz im a trooper

10/2/2008 9:08:49 PM

i'm voting for the moderator

10/2/2008 9:09:44 PM

she is pretty hott.
pretty dumb.
but pretty hott.



[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 9:11 PM. Reason : rutyr]

10/2/2008 9:10:39 PM

I've heard maverick 3 times!!!

shit

10/2/2008 9:11:03 PM

I'm a bit drunk.

10/2/2008 9:11:21 PM

Every time McCain and Co. talk about mavericks, I can't help but think of Mega Man X.




Also, this moderator reminds me of the Chief from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

10/2/2008 9:11:26 PM

^I totally thought that about the Carmen San Diego woman!!!!!

10/2/2008 9:12:32 PM

ZOMG INTARWEB SOULMATES!

10/2/2008 9:13:32 PM

these debates are like the one time every 4 years that soap box is like sports talk.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/2/2008 9:14:14 PM

now im singing that theme song over and over in my head


thanks guys

10/2/2008 9:14:28 PM

^ You're welcome.

10/2/2008 9:15:12 PM

so when do they get to the swimsuit portion?

10/2/2008 9:15:54 PM

After the commercial break.

10/2/2008 9:16:30 PM

hells yes

10/2/2008 9:17:15 PM

drink every time she say heck or darn
drink every time she sounds like shes from Minnesota

10/2/2008 9:17:36 PM

I need to get my stomach pumped from alcohol poisoning.

10/2/2008 9:18:07 PM

she sounds canadian

if she ends a sentence with , eh? i'm gonna lose it

10/2/2008 9:18:36 PM