Yo, yo let's gather roun' this tree an' pose as our best. We make erry holiday' look good.

10/6/2008 11:10:27 AM

sweet Jesus.

10/6/2008 11:11:35 AM

Well "guidos" are Italian. We've been celebrating Christmas for just as long as there has been a Christmas.

10/6/2008 11:12:09 AM

do they work in a coal mine? they have ash on their faces.

10/6/2008 11:12:56 AM

THOSE ARE THE ICY HOT STUNNA GUYS.

10/6/2008 11:13:21 AM

these guys are all over the internet

10/6/2008 11:13:24 AM

Quote :

"THE 12 DAYS OF GUIDO CHRISTMAS (Carmine Famiglietti / Joseph Summa) Joseph Summa Ha Ya Doin Boys On the first day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, A ride in his IROC-Z. On the second day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the third day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the fourth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the fifth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the sixth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Six Sergio Tacchinis, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the seventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Seven Piazza jerseys, Six Sergio Tacchinis, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the eighth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Eight ha ya doins, Seven Piazza jerseys, Six Sergio Tacchinis, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the ninth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Nine balls-a-grabbing, Eight ha ya doins, Seven Piazza jerseys, Six Sergio Tacchinis, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the tenth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Ten hand gestures, Nine balls-a-grabbing, Eight ha ya doins, Seven Piazza jerseys, Six Sergio Tacchinis, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the eleventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Eleven Sinatra CDs, Ten hand gestures, Nine balls-a-grabbing, Eight ha ya doins, Seven Piazza jerseys, Six Sergio Tacchinis, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. On the twelfth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me, Twelve globs of hair gel, Eleven Sinatra CDs, Ten hand gestures, Nine balls-a-grabbing, Eight ha ya doins, Seven Piazza jerseys, Six Sergio Tacchinis, Five pinky rings! Four fresh cannolis, All tree Godfadda's, Two guinea tees, And a ride in his IROC-Z. "

10/6/2008 11:15:36 AM

Just say no to self tanner and lipgloss.

10/6/2008 11:15:36 AM

there was a thread about them with lots of pics last year or so.

10/6/2008 11:15:49 AM

http://www.clubitup.com/main.html

10/6/2008 11:17:14 AM

chembob calling himself a guido? :carlface:

=/=

10/6/2008 11:18:26 AM

CUBIC ZIRCONIA OVERLOAD

10/6/2008 11:18:26 AM

I've gotta say, if those guys rolled up at my party...I'd call everyone and tell them to get the fuck over, lol.

10/6/2008 11:18:28 AM

Just say no to self tanner, lipgloss, trimmed/styled eye-brows, pouty lips, bling bling, the 'beard', and the electric shock hair.

IOW, just say no to everything.

Quote :

"chembob calling himself a guido? :carlface:"

maybe he wants to be one, but isn't cool enough to be one...?


[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : ]

10/6/2008 11:18:46 AM

lolol

10/6/2008 11:20:41 AM

Quote :

"chembob calling himself a guido? :carlface:"

guido is an ethnic slur for Italians.

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 11:27 AM. Reason : as well as guinea, WOP, etc.]

10/6/2008 11:26:49 AM

not in this thread it doesn't.

10/6/2008 11:28:31 AM

dude I live near their native habitat

every now and then I see them down from the Hamptons or Westchester on the train

they always move in large packs and are usually quiet except for one guy who is their cheerleader
in my experience this guy looks semi-normal and is fairly charismatic

10/6/2008 11:29:48 AM

^
the concentration of Italians in the Tri-State area is just about the highest in the nation.

10/6/2008 11:31:38 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

great definitions. read all on on 1st page.

10/6/2008 11:37:35 AM

10/6/2008 11:39:51 AM

I'm sure this is old but still appropriate:

10/6/2008 11:40:05 AM

love it

10/6/2008 11:44:07 AM

holy shit in that montage that Kiwi posted, see the bottom left pic. (and bottom right also)

they are SO ORAAAAAAAAAANGE

WTF? are they even humans???

10/6/2008 11:48:10 AM

haha chembob's no guido, he's just ugly

10/6/2008 11:50:18 AM

fake and bake

or

cross breeding with umpa lumpas

10/6/2008 11:52:00 AM

the 3 dudes in the middle aren't even guidos

they are just retards

10/6/2008 11:54:17 AM

Quote :

"haha chembob's no guido, he's just ugly"

didn't say i was one of these guys, just that i'm Italian and guido is a slur for Italians

10/6/2008 11:55:15 AM

I thought you were Irish?


No-matter, all dirty Papists as far as I'm concerned.

10/6/2008 11:56:48 AM

That one guy is wearing a women's top, I swear it.

10/6/2008 11:57:35 AM

ahahaha omg at this site, you need volume to really get the feel

http://getoffourisland.com/what_happened.html

10/6/2008 11:58:16 AM

Orange you glad you aren't italian?!

10/6/2008 12:01:21 PM

EGCC?

10/6/2008 12:07:43 PM

Italian Retard Out Cruising

10/6/2008 12:10:21 PM

nice, star wars fight scene music

10/6/2008 12:35:54 PM