This one was a big hit in middle school:

"I used to have that shirt

[pause]

until my mom got a job."

10/10/2008 3:11:47 PM

your mom's so fat, when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of george washington's nose

10/10/2008 3:12:33 PM

*sigh*

10/10/2008 3:13:57 PM

YeahBoyeee

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 3:14 PM. Reason : lol]

10/10/2008 3:14:47 PM

your house is so dirty the roaches ride around in dune buggies

10/10/2008 3:14:47 PM

But, that joke implies your own previous recent poverty. Seems to be counter productive.

10/10/2008 3:15:18 PM

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

10/10/2008 3:15:47 PM

kenny,

you are so poor

10/10/2008 3:16:32 PM

Quote :

"ut, that joke implies your own previous recent poverty"

who cares about that! the [pause] is what really brings it home.

10/10/2008 3:21:40 PM

http://www.jefffoxworthy.com

10/10/2008 3:24:04 PM

You're so poor, Sally Struthers is filming a commercial in your house.

10/10/2008 3:36:58 PM

TWO STORY

MILK

CARTON

10/10/2008 3:38:39 PM

XSMP

IS

METRO

10/10/2008 3:39:11 PM

you've been so poor for so long that you're rich again due to not being able to buy a car in the first place. GG!

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 3:41 PM. Reason : actually, I am Metal As Fuck™]

10/10/2008 3:40:41 PM

I crack you down so low you be holding a sign saying "Don't spit, I can't swim"

10/10/2008 3:44:18 PM

You are SOOOO poor you can't even afford to go out to eat!

10/10/2008 3:45:04 PM

Whereas you just can't afford to eat.

10/10/2008 3:45:39 PM

You're so poor, you didn't grow up in the hood, you grew up in a trunk.

10/10/2008 3:45:59 PM

you are SOOOO poor that you are starving for food.

10/10/2008 3:46:37 PM

apparently you're so poor you can't afford to pay attention to the lack of teh funny in your jokes.

10/10/2008 3:48:35 PM

Quote :

"your housebox in the alley is so dirty the roaches ride around in dune buggies"

10/10/2008 3:48:59 PM

You're so poor you're gonna vote for obama

10/10/2008 3:49:59 PM

Quote :

"You're so poor you're gonna vote for obama and be even more poor"

10/10/2008 3:53:32 PM

you're so poor obama doesn't even want your vote

10/10/2008 4:08:15 PM

You're so poor, Obama supporters picked you up so you could register to vote.

10/10/2008 4:10:07 PM

what the fuck is going on in this thread

10/10/2008 4:13:58 PM

you got servred

10/10/2008 4:14:53 PM

You're so poor, you have to pirate movies on a 56k modem.

10/10/2008 4:15:07 PM

1900 baud

10/10/2008 4:15:30 PM

14.4

10/10/2008 4:15:50 PM

i win.

10/10/2008 4:16:18 PM

Quote :

"You're so poor, you have to pirate movies on a 56k modem."

haha

10/10/2008 4:21:23 PM

poor people

10/10/2008 4:22:07 PM

1900 bps

10/10/2008 4:23:14 PM

something fishy happening here.. giving me a boner though

10/10/2008 4:25:25 PM

k

10/10/2008 4:28:51 PM

mind boggling really

10/10/2008 4:31:23 PM

html. really.

10/10/2008 4:33:23 PM

is this your doings XSMP?

10/10/2008 4:33:45 PM

-shrug-

10/10/2008 4:34:49 PM

fuck my ass

10/10/2008 4:35:38 PM

not never

10/10/2008 4:41:50 PM

yes you will, because that was a double negative.

10/10/2008 4:50:16 PM

your mama's so old when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch.

your' mama's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea she was on the other side fishing.

10/10/2008 4:55:52 PM