bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
her junk don't smell so hot? She's a beautiful girl and the sweetest person I know, but I'll be damned if I can go down on her. It's sad because she loves giving me head and I'd like to return the favor. She's clean, showers allthefuckingtime, completely shaved, all that...just an unfortunate balance of flora I suppose.
I think I'm gonna be like "awww check out this link to kitten pictures" when it's really a link to bacterial vaginosis information.
Whatcha think? this is a sensitive matter.
I, too, have sad hex 10/10/2008 6:20:05 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
This just means you're gay and don't like the vag. Go find a dick and be happy. 10/10/2008 6:21:24 PM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
oh. oh no. that just won't do! 10/10/2008 6:22:00 PM |
wethebest Suspended 1080 Posts user info edit post |
you don't like the natural taste of pussy eh. you're a fag thats what you are 10/10/2008 6:22:18 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
maybe she is overwashing it 10/10/2008 6:24:07 PM |
Callaway All American 2126 Posts user info edit post |
stinky vag > sweet smelling peen 10/10/2008 6:24:15 PM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
you guys are heroes! i can't believe you're not on the cover of people magazine!
^^ didn't know that was possible, but whatever the cause may be the matter still needs to be addressed tactfully
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason : asf] 10/10/2008 6:24:40 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
get her to change her diet 10/10/2008 6:24:41 PM |
Ytsejam All American 2588 Posts user info edit post |
eating to much dairy. 10/10/2008 6:25:15 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Hey, it's cool. You're gay. A lot of people are gay. You get special center's on university campuses and shit. 10/10/2008 6:25:45 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
how long have you been dating? maybe you should just say it.
or. maybe it just smells normal and you are confused. vaginas smell. but there's a fine line between smell and stank. 10/10/2008 6:30:37 PM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
there is no real way to broach the subject in a way that won't offend.
just say it. i mean hell get a second opinion. 10/10/2008 6:31:45 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
this thread is money 10/10/2008 6:31:52 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
if it is that bad i would hope she'd have noticed. 10/10/2008 6:32:38 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
in on page 1 10/10/2008 6:33:47 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
in on page 1 10/10/2008 6:33:47 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
DOUBLE POST!
iop1, again 10/10/2008 6:34:38 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
in on page one and i believe there is a whole thread about smelly pussy in either the lounger or buried under all the crap that is chit chat. 10/10/2008 6:37:09 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I tell ya what. Let me eat that pussy, and I'll do the hard work for you. 10/10/2008 6:40:38 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
10/10/2008 6:41:48 PM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
I mean (not trying to sound like a douche or trying to boost my iCock) I've smelled worse, but most of the girls I've been with only smelled this level of bad after a long sweaty day or a couple active days without showering. This is constant.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of a natural odor and it doesn't smell unhealthy per se, but it does make me wary of putting my face all up in it. I don't know if she realizes it and is too embarrassed to say anything about it or if she's just so used to it she doesn't notice. Been dating ~6 months or so.
Or maybe she's fully aware and is thus okay with the massively-lopsided oral ratio we've got going on
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:45 PM. Reason : asdfad] 10/10/2008 6:42:24 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
my offer still stands 10/10/2008 6:42:59 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^ Quote : | "get a second opinion." |
10/10/2008 6:43:13 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know if this is for real but I am glad you want to help her out. This should not be so embarrassing bc it happens to a lot of women. It does not mean she is not clean either, I don't know what shithead maybe has said that it is just she has an imbalance in the normal bacteria down there. Just let her know when you are together in a quiet place. It happens. I would want Ken to tell me that if it was unbearable to go down on me. I would be a very sad panda if he did not enjoy that experience.
DO NOT DOUCHE! IT IS TERRIBLE! IT ONLY MAKES THE SMELL WORSE! COME ON KIDS!
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:44 PM. Reason : overwashing] 10/10/2008 6:44:05 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
cant you just properly wash her in the shower or something? 10/10/2008 6:45:24 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
10/10/2008 6:46:09 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
be careful d00d
you might hurt her feelings and she'll never let you go downtown again which decreases the likelihood of getting blown yourself
I think you're probably overreacting though - just put a little Vapo-Rub on your upper lip and be done with it
actually, you could probably get away with something nicer like lavender oil 10/10/2008 6:48:28 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
or just hold your breath 10/10/2008 6:49:18 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Take her out for oysters and wait for the setup. 10/10/2008 6:49:47 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
come on! A stinky vagina means the vag is sick. 10/10/2008 6:50:58 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Yeh, if you ever say anything to her, be careful, you could ruin it completely.
One girl I dated didn't groom to well and I didn't appreciate it. I asked one night, in private, if she ever considered a different grooming style/technique "down there." The results were disastrous. She got pissed, all self-conscious about shit, and wouldn't let me visit the vah-jay-jay for a while, a long while. And no change in grooming either
My offer still stands, too. 10/10/2008 6:51:17 PM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
^ that's what i'm worried about, i know how sensitive girls are to these things, i don't want to wreck her self confidence. the sex is otherwise amazing, i just miss that part of it.
i mean don't get me wrong, i still go down on her occasionally, but it's like every time you want to go out drinking you don't ALWAYS want to have to start the night by manning up with a shot of 151 10/10/2008 6:51:19 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Or she's a heavy smoker. 10/10/2008 6:51:33 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I tell ya what. Let me eat that pussy, and I'll do the hard work for you." |
10/10/2008 6:52:41 PM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
^^nope, doesn't even burn down
***URGENT MESSAGE***
THE NEXT THREE USERS TO OFFER A PINCH-HIT WILL GET A NIGHT WITH HER
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:54 PM. Reason : adf] 10/10/2008 6:53:34 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Hmmmmm. This is a medical mystery for Dr. House. 10/10/2008 6:54:08 PM |
ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70263 Posts user info edit post |
what a fag 10/10/2008 6:54:09 PM |
Wraith All American 27246 Posts user info edit post |
Finger her then let her smell your finger. 10/10/2008 6:57:39 PM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
if that would have worked i'd imagine it would have happened the first time i kissed her afterwards or when "finishing me off" after intercourse
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:02 PM. Reason : asdf] 10/10/2008 6:58:45 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.rephresh.com/Main/Default.aspx
Douching, baths instead of showers, sex, hormonal fluctuations, and any number of other things can really upset your natural pH. Your pH is off, you can have all kinds of problems.
If you absolutely cannot find a way to tell her, go buy this stuff and use it as a lubricant during sex. It's exactly like KY, but it is specially formulated to restore vaginal pH.
I use it after sex because semen tends to throw my system out of wack and cause some general irritation, but I have read about some couples using it as an actual lubricant for sex. 10/10/2008 6:59:01 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
yeah...shove it in her face and let her complain first. 10/10/2008 7:00:01 PM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
^^you're awesome, thanks!
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:01 PM. Reason : wef] 10/10/2008 7:00:58 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
And dudes, punchmonk is right. A healthy vajayjay is not smelly.
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[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:03 PM. Reason : ok, so i was being childish.] 10/10/2008 7:01:37 PM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "get her to change her diet" |
10/10/2008 7:01:43 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ ok, haha...but how does ONE know if HER vag is stinky? like as the primary operator and owner and probably toucher/feeler shouldn't YOU know if you have issues? yes, yes you should.
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:04 PM. Reason : .] 10/10/2008 7:03:19 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^^ *woozy* (feminine problems scare me) 10/10/2008 7:03:28 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Man, I have NO IDEA. My husband and his friend were both talking about how they HATED going down on her before going to class because they had to smell that skank all day.
I just have no idea. Maybe they get use to smelling it. Like if you smoke, you just get use to the smell.
[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .]
10/10/2008 7:04:13 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
your husband and friend are gay too? 10/10/2008 7:05:04 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
You don't have to be gay to not like the smell of yeasty, bacteria infested vajayjay. 10/10/2008 7:06:44 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "BACTERIA
INFESTED
VAJAYJAY" |
10/10/2008 7:12:49 PM |