Quote :

"Clara Meadmore, who celebrates her 105th birthday Saturday, says she knows the secret to a long life: no sex."

http://news.aol.com/article/woman-105-credits-no-sex-for-long-life/207584

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:47 AM. Reason : a]

10/11/2008 12:43:57 AM

if that is the case then why would I want to live?

10/11/2008 12:45:09 AM

fuck that, i'll die young thank you.

10/11/2008 12:45:36 AM

so how ugly was she--when she was younger???

she must be a closet case

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:46 AM. Reason : ]

10/11/2008 12:45:47 AM

You know it's incredibly tight.

All atrophied and shit.

10/11/2008 12:46:19 AM

Quote :

"She plans to celebrate her 105th birthday with a party at the Perran Bay nursing home, where she lives in Perranporth, Cornwall. Queen Elizabeth II sent her a birthday card. Meadmore said she would probably have a glass of wine to celebrate but not more. "I'm hardly likely to get drunk and do something silly at my age," she said. "

10/11/2008 12:47:54 AM

she was probably ugly as sin and decided to be holier than thou to make herself feel important. That or she's a liar.

10/11/2008 12:52:39 AM

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"I'm hardly likely to get drunk and do something silly at my age," she said."

Not if this guy has anything to do with it:

10/11/2008 12:53:30 AM

Her picture doesn't look so bad for her age. She has all her own hair and teeth. That's pretty good, if you ask me.

But I don't think I'd want to live FOREVER without having had sex at least once.

10/11/2008 12:53:38 AM

I bet she has and can't remember it

10/11/2008 12:54:30 AM

I bet she was a right old slut in her day, just the Alzheimers kicking in.

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:57 AM. Reason : ]

10/11/2008 12:57:15 AM

fuck this nasty shit

10/11/2008 1:43:07 AM

BWN>>>>

10/11/2008 1:49:49 AM