http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1849241,00.html?imw=Y&loomia_si=t0:a3:g4:r2:c0&xid=Loomia

10/11/2008 3:19:10 PM

that looks like one awesome toilet

10/11/2008 3:50:49 PM

hell i want one

10/11/2008 3:52:35 PM

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"You'll save on therapy. Previous Neorests have come with a device that imitates the sound of water flushing — presumably to disguise any other sounds emanating from the bathroom. But the newer model has a sound system that accommodates an SD memory card, and comes preprogrammed with 18 soundscapes. Some of them — the pounding of the ocean, the Lite FM jazz — appear to be designed to promote meditation. Others — classical music, running water, classical music played over running water — appear to be inspirational. Still others — there's a sort of marching tune in there — are more of the get-on-with-it variety."

do people really have that hard of a time taking a leak?

10/11/2008 4:06:17 PM

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"It offers a squirt of water in the rear, a squirt of water in the front, a squirt of water that pulses or a gentler stream for tough days. You can adjust pressure and direction from the comfort of your seat. Then there's a down under blow drier"

oh lawd

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 4:25 PM. Reason : p.s. i'd pee all over it]

10/11/2008 4:25:05 PM

i'd pee all over you

10/11/2008 4:37:38 PM

Quote :

"Others — classical music, running water, classical music played over running water — appear to be inspirational."

Do they mean that the music will help inspire you to piss/shit if you're having trouble? I seriously don't understand what this "appear to be inspirational" statement means.

10/11/2008 4:59:39 PM

wtf fuck that i just live

10/11/2008 7:42:50 PM

meh, you can drop like 2 g's on a regular old hatbox toilet

10/11/2008 9:56:21 PM

i just buy houses with unfinished basements. get more room upstairs when you dont have to devote any sq ftage to gay bathrooms.

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 10:01 PM. Reason : shit in the basement and all]

10/11/2008 10:01:37 PM

ha, i assumed this would have something to do with government waste.

10/11/2008 10:48:33 PM

should get 10,000 of these instead of that suicide net

10/11/2008 10:57:42 PM

They have toilet seats similar to these you can buy in Japan. And yes, women here feel the need to flush the toilet before they do their business because they're embarrassed by the sound of their excrement.

10/12/2008 1:33:57 AM

the can in my hotel room here in korea is kinda baller like this one

variable seat heaters, bow dryers, radio, a ton of bidet stuff

the funniest part though is the warning on the lid that shows a guy passed out smoking a cigarette on the can

i dont know what it's warning agasint, but it's lol-able

10/12/2008 10:19:29 PM

pictures

10/13/2008 2:52:25 AM

if the photogallery worked i'd upload one.

10/13/2008 5:04:02 AM

Quote :

"Previous Neorests have come with a device that imitates the sound of water flushing — presumably to disguise any other sounds emanating from the bathroom."

You could drop 5K on a toilet, or just spend the extra $0.005 and flush twice if it's really that much of an issue for you. Of course you hit the break even point on that millionth stealth flush. Those people should also be embarrassed that everyone 'on the outside' is hearing them flush 2 and 3 times per trip to the bathroom.

It's pretty much irrelevant anyway because the first thing you do with a toilet like this is upload an mp3 of that scene in Dumb and Dumber.

10/13/2008 8:09:50 AM

^^ http://www.photobucket.com

10/14/2008 6:26:01 AM

OLD

10/14/2008 3:42:21 PM

this crapper has nothing on Tim the Toolman's Benford toilet. Now THAT was a super potty!

10/14/2008 5:27:55 PM

This kind of stuff is never really environmental when you take into account what goes into making it.

10/15/2008 4:41:38 AM

There was some golden toilet in HK. this is nothing compared to that.

10/15/2008 5:18:47 AM