where the Nazis tell the Jew girl they're going to kill her child if she doesn't suck homeslices cock

he whips it out, and she's like well OK

and then it's like HAHAHAHAHA, really, jew mouth on my dick?

and they smack that ho if I do recall

I just "Googled" to locate the excerpt and I couldn't find it.

and I just want to say

YOU HAVE FUCKING FAILED ME GOOGLE

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 6:15 AM. Reason : flesh-colored christs that glow in the dark!]

10/12/2008 6:11:08 AM

You know, if people had told me anecdotes about this book such as that I might have had the motivation to read the giant tome.

10/12/2008 6:14:13 AM

it has its moments

10/12/2008 6:16:34 AM

SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS SON. IS THIS SHINDLER'S LIST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SON? OR ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WAR AND PEACE SON?

10/12/2008 6:31:51 AM

Nazis in War and Peace? wat?

10/12/2008 6:34:10 AM

^















































SON

10/12/2008 6:37:57 AM

I am pretty fucking sure this happened, though Google can't confirm it, the skepticism I'm encountering makes me question my recollection

it was one of those crusty old tomes

fuckin' A, searching for "jew cock suck" on the internet is worthless, though you guys are definitely right, the timeframe is completely wrong

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 6:46 AM. Reason : help me out here, I want to see this excerpt again :-(]

10/12/2008 6:43:27 AM

ok, it's definitely not War and Peace, but what the fuck is it?

jews

nazis

cocksucking

I know you guys had to giggle about this in middle school too! it was worth a lot of points on the accelerated reader shit, had jew girls sucking cocks, and... that's all I recall, I'm sorry. throw me a bone here.

10/12/2008 6:52:14 AM

Quote :

"and... that's all I recall, I'm sorry. throw me a bone here."

LOOK SON, WIPE THE LSD INDUCED VISUALS OUT OF YOUR EYES AND READ WHAT I WROTE SON. DAMN SON.

Quote :

"SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS SON. IS THIS SHINDLER'S LIST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SON? OR ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WAR AND PEACE SON?"

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 6:56 AM. Reason : ]

10/12/2008 6:56:17 AM

I am pretty sure it's not Schindler's List, I very distinctly recall reading this in middle school on the AR list and being like

and the "Go Ask Alice" diary that was more like... "Dude, go trip acid, really, it's fun!" I can't believe they had shit like that in our library

10/12/2008 7:01:00 AM

^ Must have been a novelization of Schindler's List.

10/12/2008 7:06:25 AM

I have seen fucking Schindler's List and I really, seriously don't recall this occuring anywhere in it. I distinctly recall reading this on page 800-something of some otherwise monumentally lame book, bookmarking it, and being like DUDE, YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SHIT.

I don't think I would have such vivid memories about reading A MOVIE and the next person to suggest it was Schindler's List is getting cockwhipped.

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 7:28 AM. Reason : *]

10/12/2008 7:09:51 AM

Quote :

"COCKWHIPPED"

before you even think about it

10/12/2008 7:14:26 AM

screw you guys, I'm going home

10/12/2008 7:18:45 AM

YOU ARE HOME SON. YOU LIVE HERE, REMEMBER?!

10/12/2008 7:22:44 AM

touche

10/12/2008 7:25:19 AM

Here we go:

Quote :

"I would like so much to reach out and touch you in your loneliness. What would that be like, I wonder? What would be wrong with that? I realize that you're not a person in the strictest sense of the word, but, um, maybe you're right about that too. Maybe what's wrong, it's not us, it's this. I mean, when they compare you to vermin, to rodents, and to lice. I just, uh, you make a good point. You make a very good point. Is this the face of a rat? Are these the eyes of a rat? 'Hath not a Jew eyes?' I feel for you, Helen. [leaning to kiss her] No, I don't think so. You Jewish bitch, you nearly talked me into it, didn't you?"

It's not THE moment I fell in love with Ralph Fiennes, but it was definately a tick in the clock.

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 7:34 AM. Reason : .]

10/12/2008 7:32:49 AM

well that's an entertaining excerpt

but I don't think it's the one I'm looking for

10/12/2008 7:35:08 AM

AS I SAID BEFORE SON:

Quote :

"SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS SON. IS THIS SHINDLER'S LIST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SON? OR ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WAR AND PEACE SON?"

10/12/2008 7:35:47 AM

^^It's just the soliloquy that Amon Goeth gives while pacing back and forth around the servant girl just before he beats the snot out of her.

10/12/2008 7:36:59 AM

as I said before

IT IS NOT SCHINDLER'S LIST

Or a novelization of it.

I can practically remember the cover of the book, it was a brown hardback, like 800 pages, this was fairly near to the end... if my parents hadn't tossed out my Great Big Bin of Books, I could just reach in and answer this! What in the fucking world would ever possess someone to throw out that many books?

but seriously, I can't emphasize this enough, THIS WAS NOT FUCKING SCHINDLER'S LIST

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 7:41 AM. Reason : !?!?!?!]

10/12/2008 7:39:22 AM

I CAN USE CRAZY TAGS AND IT IS TOO FROM SCHINDLER'S LIST, FRIEND.

Only he doesn't want her to gobble his cock, he just wants to fuck her.

10/12/2008 7:41:51 AM

So, in other words, it's not what I'm fucking talking about. This was a gang of Nazi soldiers that approached a Jew girl in an ally practically and threatened to kill her child if she didn't suck the commandants junk, and then he was like LOL J FUCKING K. That's not Schindler's List. In fact, it not being Schindler's list doesn't even scrape the surface of the reality that I DISTINCTLY FUCKING RECALL READING AND BOOKMARKING THIS SHIT FOR MY FRIENDS. The title I got wrong, the fact that I read it rather than WATCHED IT AS A MOVIE I did not get wrong. Fucking lay off.

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 7:54 AM. Reason : .]

10/12/2008 7:45:34 AM

This thread is funny.

10/14/2008 6:29:34 AM

I haven't laughed

10/14/2008 6:30:48 AM

I think this guy read it in a book.

10/14/2008 6:37:47 AM

take a look
it's in a book

10/14/2008 6:40:42 AM

So did you figure out the book?

10/22/2008 9:52:11 AM

war and peace is about the Napoleonic wars in Russia numb nuts..........Hitler wasnt even born yet

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .]

10/22/2008 10:17:28 AM

Maybe he means Whore and [a] Piece?

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 10:30 AM. Reason : -]

10/22/2008 10:30:15 AM

Okay, I think you are probably thinking of "War and Remembrance"

Though not like the OP will read this again. Didn't realize it was so old.

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 10:33 AM. Reason : .]

10/22/2008 10:32:10 AM

THIS THREAD WAS LSD INDUCED.

10/22/2008 10:33:13 AM

fail

10/22/2008 11:03:18 AM

in retrospect I recalled the book was "war and rememberance"

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 11:30 AM. Reason : hey someone else noticed that too, LOL]

10/22/2008 11:30:22 AM