random b!tches from elementary school add me on facebook

WHY DO THEY REMEMBER ME YET I DON'T REMEMBER THEM?!?!!!!? shit was like 10 years ago. then they post on my wall like "OMG EVAN! i haven't talked to you in foreverrrrr!"

the wonders of facebook

10/13/2008 11:12:46 AM

they remember you because you were the gay friend

10/13/2008 11:15:17 AM

you were in elementary school 10 years ago?

god that makes me feel old

10/13/2008 11:16:41 AM

were you fat and gay then?

10/13/2008 11:16:48 AM

fat, no - that started when this thing got in mah brain during sophomore year of high school

gay, yes - i've always been gay

10/13/2008 11:17:38 AM

oh and this one in particular turned out to be pretty hawt

i'd probably bwn her if i didn't like dudes

10/13/2008 11:21:26 AM

dbl post

suspend

10/13/2008 11:23:17 AM

worthless without pics

10/13/2008 11:23:21 AM

need pics

10/13/2008 1:26:01 PM

ah hell, go for it. maybe she'll turn you straight.

10/13/2008 1:26:55 PM

dibs on the hawtie

10/13/2008 1:27:24 PM

I too, used to get random friend invitations on http://www.facebook.com/.

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : linkFAYUL]

10/13/2008 1:33:16 PM

you don't remember them because you're a selfish, callous individual

they remember you because they're caring, nostalgic individuals

two of my very good friends are people that i knew in elementary school and reconnected with a few years ago via facebook

10/13/2008 1:53:38 PM

i was hoping the OP would be "when a plan comes together"

but when i saw that evan made the thread i knew that would not be the case

10/13/2008 1:55:10 PM

Relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrlSkU0TFLs

10/13/2008 2:01:21 PM

^ahahaha

this thread wasn't worthless after all

10/13/2008 2:04:05 PM

hahaha. vid was funnie/

10/13/2008 2:05:12 PM

Quote :

"that started when this thing got in mah brain during sophomore year of high school"

?

10/13/2008 2:07:10 PM

^One of these. Sad business.

10/13/2008 2:08:28 PM

yea got one too, except I went to elementary school in Alabama....

and yea, chick was hawt, i would bwn her if i didn't have AIDS.\

actually, disregard that. i'd give her teh aids.

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10/13/2008 2:09:29 PM

^^ wtf, are you serious?

10/13/2008 2:27:05 PM

^it's more common than you think

10/13/2008 2:27:31 PM

what is that? looks like a centipede....

10/13/2008 2:29:06 PM

watch out, they can be transferred from brain to vagina through oral sex

centipedes, in your vagina

10/13/2008 2:31:11 PM

that shit can ruin your day

10/13/2008 2:31:58 PM

you were in elementary school 10 years ago?

god that makes me feel old

10/13/2008 2:32:07 PM

^yeah it makes me feel old too

10/13/2008 2:35:00 PM

10/13/2008 2:35:49 PM