the newest one from Monkeychow:

FUCK YOU WITH A GOAT OX

:scoots chair away from his side of the computer desk:

10/13/2008 10:51:50 PM

monkeyfuck!!!

former roommate who will not be named

10/13/2008 10:52:41 PM

"I will rape you with a poison-tipped dildo." Shouted to my Smash Bros. Melee character (Samus) after missing a grapple hook to the edge grab and losing to my brother (the one that got lost from DH Hill).

10/13/2008 10:53:37 PM

I made a thread the other day hoping you could help me, did you see it?

10/13/2008 10:55:18 PM

I usually shout a lot of racial epithets combined with violent sexual crimes.

10/13/2008 10:56:18 PM

^^nope, just saw it. i can't recall the species, but i know someone who was catching these and keeping them as pets with his son. they're harmless.

10/13/2008 10:57:45 PM

I had a friend shout "shitniggars" during a WORMS match once. He wasn't allowed back at our house.

10/13/2008 10:59:35 PM

10/13/2008 11:02:45 PM

i usually just say fuck a lot

10/13/2008 11:04:04 PM

i usually just say "fuck a lot"

10/13/2008 11:04:54 PM

iusuallyjustfuckalot

10/13/2008 11:08:17 PM

i usually just live?

10/13/2008 11:08:50 PM

at what game?

10/13/2008 11:09:24 PM

Duck Hunt?

10/13/2008 11:09:42 PM

^^nevermind. it was a poor RDesque post.

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 11:10 PM. Reason : jdfaljdsqpoiuruhjvglkfdajkjds]

10/13/2008 11:09:56 PM

lol

10/13/2008 11:10:12 PM

well i mean i was just trying to have a conversation about waht kind of video games yall like but you had to diss me

10/13/2008 11:10:48 PM

i'm way confused at this thread

10/13/2008 11:11:27 PM

I like pretty much everything except FPS.

10/13/2008 11:11:36 PM

i hate pretty much everything except FPS


on PC, but i haven't seriously sat down and played a video game in 3 or 4 years

10/13/2008 11:12:52 PM

FUCK THIS, I JUST LIVE

10/13/2008 11:13:33 PM

"fuck you with a goat ox" was during the new "world of goo" computer game.

10/13/2008 11:16:51 PM

One of my friends shouted out

NIPPLE FUCK

wtf.

10/13/2008 11:41:47 PM

I love how video games turn everyone into sufferers of Tourette's.

10/13/2008 11:42:57 PM

the only game i really play is lego star wars & bowling on the wii
except i dont have my games anymore so now i just play the fish tank game on the comp
and occassionally snood

10/13/2008 11:45:25 PM

i think most of MJ's shouting revolves around the phrase: "fuck you in the ass with ________!"

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : should i be skurrd?]

10/13/2008 11:46:12 PM

SHAZBOT!

PI PI PI (bionic commando)

10/13/2008 11:47:49 PM

this thread brings the lolz.

usually its "what the fuck" "damnit!" etc etc.

10/14/2008 2:57:43 AM

if you get that mad over a video game, you shouldn't be playing in the first place

10/14/2008 6:57:55 AM

at one point is it appropriate to finally step in when you have a tourette's gamer over? I know a few people that will get mildly violent with the controllers and be genuinely angry/expletive throughout the game, it usually ruins it for me.

Roo-eens. Rooons. Ruins. Roo-eens.

10/14/2008 7:13:14 AM

i've used "I'll shoot you with a hammer"

I had a roomie in college who would say "shit-piss-cunt-fuck-cocksucker-motherfucker" all in one word

10/14/2008 8:26:19 AM

Quote :

"if you get that mad over a video game, you shouldn't be playing in the first place"

way to be obtuse over even the simplest shit you fat piece of shit

10/14/2008 8:42:02 AM

Note to self: record audio of next mario kart game

I should be able to make some good contributions to this thread

10/14/2008 8:42:04 AM

I USUALLY SHOUT THINGS LIKE:


"WHAT A DUMB FAT BITCH."

"LOOK AT THAT FAT BITCH WHO TALKS SHIT IN THE CLASSIFIEDS."

"LOOK AT THE FAT BITCH WHO IS TAKING OUT HER FRUSTRATIONS ABOUT BEING FAT ON SOME GUY IN THE CLASSIFIEDS."

10/14/2008 8:43:46 AM

rofl, it's so true

10/14/2008 8:43:53 AM

SO YOU YELL ABOUT THE FAT BITCH TOO?

10/14/2008 8:46:43 AM

Im not a playa, i say "fuck" a lot

10/14/2008 8:54:15 AM

hey Craw how was your match

10/14/2008 9:00:58 AM

I'd like to put Receivedeath and Saabturbo up against a wall together and throw frozen water balloons at them until they puke

10/14/2008 9:04:44 AM

Quote :

"I'd like to put Receivedeath and Saabturbo up against a wall together and throw frozen water balloons at them until they puke"

ahahahah

10/14/2008 9:05:50 AM

it usually sounds like a sputtering engine as i try to say Fuck and God Dammit and Shit at the same time.


it's like OH GOFSHUCK


i also say "FOR SHITS SAKE" alot.

10/14/2008 9:08:02 AM

I've heard and said things like:

"Godfuck", "Mother Ass", "Fuckballs", "Ballshit"

10/14/2008 9:09:08 AM

thats not til november first man, also!

i was wonderin if u still had dat "u r smrt"

10/14/2008 9:16:25 AM

^^^^^^^^^
I was hoping that was on here

I know one of my roommates once after beating a really hard boss ( like 40 minutes of playing and 2 restarts) he went into a 5 minute tirade.

10/14/2008 9:18:35 AM

i usually call things bastards, bitches, fuckers

same applies when working on a car

10/14/2008 9:32:55 AM

"Are you fucking kidding me?" seems to be my favorite, especially during lag spikes or shitty controlling maneuvers.

10/14/2008 9:57:03 AM

Quote :

"at one point is it appropriate to finally step in when you have a tourette's gamer over? I know a few people that will get mildly violent with the controllers and be genuinely angry/expletive throughout the game, it usually ruins it for me."

Haha, I was playing Smash Bros with some people, and one person kept jokingly accusing another person of committing suicide when their damage got real high so no one would get credit for killing them.

The accused person eventually stood up, screamed at the accuser, threw his controller down, punched the doorframe, and left the room. It was great.

10/14/2008 10:55:06 AM

Quote :

""

Soooooooooooo true.

I also love the file name

10/14/2008 10:58:21 AM

Quote :

"I usually shout a lot of racial epithets combined with violent sexual crimes."

10/14/2008 10:59:58 AM

...And add torture devices to the mix.

Barbed wire cock ring
Sandpaper dildo
fire ants

10/14/2008 11:01:01 AM