The United States of America

vs.

Benjamin Abbott

(And guess who won.)

10/16/2008 2:41:57 PM

i fought the LOL and the



LOL won

10/16/2008 2:56:25 PM

is that the step between arrest and FEDERAL POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISON?

10/16/2008 3:01:51 PM

Pretty much.

I wasn't arrested, but I could theoretically have been sentenced to prison.

10/16/2008 3:03:12 PM

i'll bite. what for?

10/16/2008 3:04:12 PM

Carrying a snake stick in a national monument.

10/16/2008 3:12:27 PM

Is that some kind of gay innuendo?

10/16/2008 3:15:55 PM

Is it?

10/16/2008 3:17:30 PM

Really? Now we have two Galaxy ex-pats who are convicts.

10/16/2008 3:36:20 PM

No, because I wasn't convicted. Judge decided the statute was too vague to count snake sticks.



Made my day, let me tell you.

10/16/2008 3:38:34 PM