kept riding their bikes on my lawn.

fuck that noise, son. no one tramples on my lawn.


so I started confiscating their bikes


WHAT NOW, BITCH!!1?!?!?!1ONE

10/16/2008 11:14:43 PM

k

10/16/2008 11:16:13 PM

is that a Huffy?

10/16/2008 11:17:02 PM

Dude, when did you move to Tijuana?

10/16/2008 11:17:07 PM

I was gonna go with "I take it you live in a Mexican neighborhood" but I think I'm gonna take the high road here.

That's a lotta bikes. Did Pee Wee Herman also traverse on your space?

10/16/2008 11:17:33 PM

OFF MY SHIT

10/16/2008 11:17:56 PM

Dude, you're going to be in the minority here.
Might as well deal.

10/16/2008 11:18:13 PM

huh?

10/16/2008 11:22:07 PM

ONLY MEXICANS RIDE BIKES THESE DAYS, NORMAL KIDS DON'T GO OUTSIDE

10/16/2008 11:23:27 PM

If you have moved into a neighborhood with kids on bikes, 99.9% of your neighbors are going to be parents or future parents of kids on bikes.

10/16/2008 11:26:49 PM

you know, bottombaby, I'm not really digging your whole "I'm going to bring common sense into a bullshit thread" mentality.

cut it out, k?
you're being a joy kill































































fucking jerk

10/16/2008 11:29:14 PM

LICK MY LEFT NUT






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fucking JEFF

10/16/2008 11:29:58 PM

i wanna lick something

10/16/2008 11:32:00 PM

Look, Erica, look

we've talked about this....
I've seen many vaginas before, and yours is not normal. You have uneven lips (down there). That swollen vagina lip does NOT, and I repeat, NOT, count as a nut.

10/16/2008 11:33:05 PM

*proffers left nut*

10/16/2008 11:33:14 PM

^^^ aha, I actually changed the sheets on the guest bed for you.....HOLMES

10/16/2008 11:33:48 PM

to the ones that were steeped in semen for 3 days?

10/16/2008 11:35:08 PM

I KEEPS IT REAL

10/16/2008 11:36:55 PM

all of my threads end up discussing semen

10/16/2008 11:41:04 PM

im full of it right now

10/16/2008 11:43:23 PM

that's disgusting. I'm totally not kissing you on the mouf now

10/16/2008 11:44:45 PM

for my money few things make me happier than seeing the full of a load hoppity trot to the bathroom as i lay back and turn on the tv

10/16/2008 11:45:03 PM

ahaha

I, too, have a very girthy penis that leaves a vagina so stretched out that the lady cannot possibly hold in semen!
The hand cup around the vag is hilarious













I'm going to bed. Later guys! <3

10/16/2008 11:47:49 PM

is that PeeWee Herman's bike right there in the front, red

10/16/2008 11:50:34 PM

Yes, I believe it is. Which means his Big Adventure was a sham!

10/17/2008 12:49:40 AM

LOL at the quick dismount/hand cup/naked dance to the bathroom sequence

10/17/2008 8:36:02 AM

Quote :

"Get up and bring me some toilet paper!"

10/17/2008 8:38:16 AM

this thread exceeded expectations

10/17/2008 8:42:37 AM

Didn't you or someone else make this exact thread a year ago?

10/17/2008 8:44:42 AM