One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

10/18/2008 11:34:05 AM

terribly done sir.

10/18/2008 11:36:52 AM

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10/18/2008 11:39:40 AM

^horribly funny

10/18/2008 11:40:55 AM

lol gg on both

10/18/2008 11:43:51 AM

Never heard the first one before.


Funny.

10/18/2008 11:45:27 AM

i laughed at both

10/18/2008 11:46:48 AM

10/18/2008 11:49:09 AM

hay chris

10/18/2008 11:49:32 AM

two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff




*ba dum* *cha*

10/18/2008 12:17:05 PM

QUICK SOMEONE EMBED THE BIG RED BUTTON

10/18/2008 12:25:15 PM

ok I laughed

10/18/2008 12:26:21 PM

haha good stuff

10/18/2008 12:49:58 PM

heh- saps brings the lame but still somehow funny

good work sir

10/18/2008 12:58:58 PM

gg on the Gandhi joke. heh, i chuckled.

10/18/2008 2:03:25 PM

lulz

10/18/2008 2:45:08 PM

LOL

10/18/2008 3:42:11 PM

both gave me a chuckle.

i had just returned from an excursion to the soap box, so it was greatly appreciated.

10/18/2008 3:49:10 PM

g1

10/18/2008 4:54:04 PM

I lol'd at both.

10/18/2008 8:37:54 PM