There was a man that was dangling a chain off one of the bridges over 440 this morning causing drivers to swerve in the road and coming close to crashes. A big 18 wheeler came by and the chain got caught on it and the trucker didn't know. The man's arm was pulled off his body and dragged down the road 5 miles until a state trooper pulled him over and showed him what happened. There behind his truck was an arm still holding on to the chain.









The trucker got charged with armed robbery.

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 2:33 PM. Reason : ]

10/18/2008 2:30:44 PM

UM.

10/18/2008 2:31:38 PM

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 2:32 PM. Reason : make a movie about it...profitt!]

10/18/2008 2:31:49 PM

pics or it didnt happen

10/18/2008 2:32:44 PM

why was the trucker charged if he didn't know and why robbery? the guy dangling the chain needs to get charged for endangering people but i guess karma already got him...

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 2:33 PM. Reason : m]

10/18/2008 2:32:59 PM

ba dum cha

10/18/2008 2:33:03 PM

much funnier when you're drunk.

10/18/2008 2:34:21 PM

^^^ lol

10/18/2008 2:37:06 PM

gg goldensquirrel

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/18/2008 2:40:30 PM

lol at GG

10/18/2008 2:41:21 PM

isn't the punchline "arm robbery"

10/18/2008 2:42:05 PM

probably...I'm always good and screwing up the punch line. I was also drunk when I heard this joke...I might not resay it the right way.

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 2:43 PM. Reason : ]

10/18/2008 2:42:52 PM

punchline? what punchline?

the trucker was clearly doing nothing wrong and shouldnt be charged with anything, no matter the spelling.

10/18/2008 2:42:55 PM

GOLDENGIRL IS A METRO.

10/18/2008 2:43:14 PM

yo homes to bel air

10/18/2008 2:43:54 PM

That joke was off the chain

10/18/2008 2:44:00 PM

ahahahaha ^ thread won

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10/18/2008 2:44:01 PM

hahah yes it got me. i really need to pay more attention to tww threads.

10/18/2008 2:45:28 PM

get dat dick out of your head goldengirl

10/18/2008 2:46:48 PM

I KNOW SON, WHAT A FUCKING METRO SON.

10/18/2008 2:47:25 PM

That's nothing...

There was a guy at a gas station here a week ago who, while putting gas into his car, lit up a cigarette. A spark from his lighter ignited some fumes catching is arm on fire. He was flailing around freaking out until the attendant jumped on him with a fire blanket to put out the flames. While doing this the attendant ordered another customer to call 911 to get the burned man some help. After the fire was put out and the man was treated on the scene he was placed under arrest.



He was charged with waving a fire arm.

10/18/2008 2:54:22 PM

ahahahaha @ "thats nothing"

lol. terrible jokes though

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10/18/2008 2:55:17 PM

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE WORN A TSHIRT SON


YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMS

OMG LOL

10/18/2008 2:56:42 PM

10/18/2008 2:56:44 PM

BYE SON.

10/18/2008 2:57:18 PM

this thread is not funny

10/18/2008 3:14:49 PM

was only half as expensive as it could have been

10/18/2008 5:20:01 PM

damn right this thread is funny just by witnessing people not just not getting the joke, but failing to realize that it was, in fact, a joke. And a damn stupid one at that

10/18/2008 5:36:07 PM

THIS JUST IN: Unfunny joke told badly.

10/18/2008 8:14:16 PM

^

10/18/2008 8:26:39 PM

THIS JUST IN: I told this joke to some people, and they laughed - HARD!

this joke is FTW.

10/18/2008 8:27:54 PM

whats faster than speeding bullets?






superman farts!

10/18/2008 8:55:17 PM

Mad Max did it.

10/18/2008 8:56:22 PM

what do you call a guy at your door with no arms and legs?








matt!

10/18/2008 8:58:47 PM

this thread is not funny

10/18/2008 9:05:04 PM

what do you call a guy floating in the ocean with no arms and legs?

10/18/2008 9:08:16 PM

partially eaten?

i dunno you got me!

10/18/2008 9:09:47 PM

^ BOB

what do you call a guy on the wall with no arms and legs?

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 9:10 PM. Reason : bringing the lolz]

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 9:10 PM. Reason : uhh]

10/18/2008 9:10:06 PM

Shut the fuck up.

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 9:14 PM. Reason : .]

10/18/2008 9:10:18 PM

^ WORST KIND OF FAGGOT

Quote :

"what do you call a guy on the wall with no arms and legs?"

Art

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 9:16 PM. Reason : yup]

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 9:16 PM. Reason : lol faggots]

10/18/2008 9:12:39 PM

what would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

10/18/2008 9:28:15 PM

?

10/18/2008 9:30:19 PM

The Flintstones, you fucking racist.

10/20/2008 10:21:47 AM

not funny

10/20/2008 10:28:19 AM

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?














russell

10/20/2008 10:31:51 AM

I thought this was for serious until I got to the punchline.

10/20/2008 10:40:26 AM

What do you call a woman with 1 leg?

10/20/2008 10:44:25 AM

That truck driver's legal fees are going to cost an arm and a leg. At least he's half way there.

10/20/2008 10:53:21 AM

10/20/2008 11:06:37 AM

set em up

10/20/2008 11:11:59 AM