Open your closet, don't turn on the light. Make sure you have one match with you. Step inside and close the door. If the lights outside of the closet are on, this will not work. Nor will it work if it is daylight. The only room you need is enough for slight mobility.

Stand in the darkness for about two minutes, since that's all that's needed. Now, take the match and hold it in front of you and say, "Show me the light or leave me in darkness." If you begin hearing whispers light the match immediately. If you don't hear anything, and the match doesn't ignite on it's own then don't turn around. If you light the match too late or not at all after hearing whispers, something will grab you from behind and pull you into what seems like a forever fall into darkness.

If you do manage to light the match in time and nothing happens after, open the door slowly and get out, then close the door but do NOT look inside. From then on, never look inside your closet without the light on at all. Some say if you leave your closet open during the night you can see the demon watching you with two red eyes that glow like matches.

10/22/2008 10:43:27 PM

first

10/22/2008 10:43:55 PM

Candyman, candyman.....

10/22/2008 10:45:18 PM

light as a feather

stiff as a board


rise....

10/22/2008 10:53:11 PM

10/22/2008 11:03:45 PM

FAIL

FAIL

FAIL

10/22/2008 11:04:59 PM

SHE'S MOVING IN THAT PICTURE!! ITS POSSESSED!!

10/22/2008 11:10:33 PM

During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.

Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm's well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. For the remaining 45 minutes of video, until the batteries in the camera died, it remained in its stationary position.

To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well, or why the height and stature of the woman in the video didn't come close to matching the body they'd found in the oven.

10/22/2008 11:13:52 PM

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. What happens when they all come together?

The person will then stare into your eyes and answers your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned, if you do your death will be that of cruelty and unrelenting horror. Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

This object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

10/24/2008 3:40:22 PM

now why would I want to intentionally scare myself if its not a movie?

10/24/2008 4:02:49 PM

Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls

10/24/2008 4:04:14 PM

I am pretty sure there is a ghost in my house, possibly multiple ghosts. My dog sees it all the time, and every now and then I will either see it out of the corner of my eye or "feel" it in a room with me. Sometimes it shakes the bed while I am trying to fall asleep, most likely just to let me know it's still around. It's cool though, doesn't fuck with me or anything. And doesn't seem to scare the dog. I think it just likes to hang around and watch chicks get naked in my bedroom. My kind of ghost.

10/24/2008 4:13:34 PM

these ghost stories are funny

10/24/2008 4:14:06 PM

Then again, it could just be my imagination.

10/24/2008 4:14:34 PM

I like the ghosts that help out around the house or wherever they are. There's a ghost at a hotel in Germany or England that helps the staff by putting mints on pillows.

10/24/2008 4:15:45 PM

My ghost is lazy. But then again, I have never asked it to do anything. Maybe I will try that tonight. I'll start small.......I'll see if he will scare the shit out of my roommate. Then we'll move up to vacuuming and dishes.

10/24/2008 4:17:23 PM

you know what's really scary

people

people do some scary shit

try not to think about it too hard

10/24/2008 5:05:22 PM

eric...funny as hell!!

10/24/2008 5:11:29 PM

In Raleigh there is a homeless man missing both his legs from the knees down, whose spot along the streets is the corner of Hillsborough and Oberlin, near the Bell Tower. Approach him after nightfall, give him some change (NO pennies, NO dimes) and ask him, "What did you see on the other side?" He will then tell you all about his travels to other realms and times, where he lost his legs, how he lost his money.

It is up to you whether to believe him or not, but as you listen you'll find yourself being drawn in with every story. You must stay alert, or the old man will notice your inattentiveness, and with a scowl he will stop imparting his wisdom; he will chase you as fast as he can, tottering on his stubs. The other reason why you must stay alert is to check the time. Before midnight you must interrupt him (do NOT let him finish whatever story he's telling you at the moment) and say "I've heard enough, old man. Good day and good luck", then walk away.

Make at least two left-hand turns around the block before going about your business. You must do this, because anyone who has stayed to listen past midnight is never seen again, at least not in this particular plane of existence.

10/24/2008 5:16:09 PM

Thanks to this thread, I can't sleep, because I think the Blair Witch and Goat Man are going to eat me, in addition to all the other creepy apparitions.

10/25/2008 3:17:59 AM

Some people need to learn some fucking grammar.

10/25/2008 11:37:28 AM

I'm sorry. I was never good at commas. I learned about them and I got all Charlie from Flowers For Algernon with them.

10/25/2008 10:10:39 PM

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.

10/29/2008 11:06:46 PM

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn't sure of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to...and who he was.

He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him.

She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: "Now your third wish. What will it be?"

"Third wish?" The man was baffled. "How can it be a third wish if I haven’t had a first and second wish?"

"You’ve had two wishes already," the hag said, "but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That’s why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes." She cackled at the poor man. "So it is that you have one wish left."

"All right," he said hesitantly, "I don't believe this, but there's no harm in trying. I wish to know who I am."

"Funny," said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish..."

10/29/2008 11:10:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2jtevVuIlU

10/29/2008 11:15:47 PM