and off go my pants!

10/24/2008 3:39:37 PM

haha

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 3:41 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2008 3:39:57 PM

why does your roommates presence affect the position of your pants?

10/24/2008 3:40:18 PM

48 hour Jack Shack

10/24/2008 3:40:19 PM

Quote :

"SEX ON COUCH"

10/24/2008 3:56:57 PM

Srssly.

One of the things that is keeping us from renting out our extra bedroom to a college student is the fact that we'd have to like actually wear pants around the house.

10/24/2008 3:57:04 PM

I mean you do not HAVE to. I know when CrazyJP lived here I did not care.

10/24/2008 3:58:16 PM

GROSS SON.

10/24/2008 3:58:16 PM

oops

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 3:58 PM. Reason : cddweller accidentally logged in and posting, n/m]

10/24/2008 3:58:28 PM

^ haha that was funny before you changed it

10/24/2008 3:59:30 PM

I can't fucking wait until I either get a.) a better high paying job or b.) a second job so I can move out. I stepped outside to go take a shower, naked as I used to do when I was living on my own, and realized, OH FUCK, THERE'S MOM.

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 4:00 PM. Reason : Yeah, this is what I meant to post.]

10/24/2008 3:59:32 PM

.

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2008 3:59:46 PM

Who cares if your Mom sees you naked???
Damn, this is the woman that birthed you and wiped your ass for goshsakes.

10/24/2008 4:00:58 PM

In high school when someone's roomate left for the weekend we would bet on how many times the other roomate would beat in his absence

Double digits was the norm....my record was 22

10/24/2008 4:02:06 PM

i <3 living alone

10/24/2008 5:18:28 PM

i remember getting the "dont have sex on my couch" speech by my roommate a few years ago

that lasted about 6 hours after he was gone

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 5:20 PM. Reason : i too have had sex]

10/24/2008 5:20:15 PM

I mean really, the only purpose such a speech can serve is to guarantee sex occurs on your couch

10/24/2008 5:21:21 PM

exactly

10/24/2008 5:21:37 PM

^^^^ I DO, BUT THEN AGAIN I DON'T SON.

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 5:21 PM. Reason : ]

10/24/2008 5:21:48 PM

nvrmnd

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 5:24 PM. Reason : ]

10/24/2008 5:24:12 PM

ONLY METROS LIVE ALONE, SON

10/24/2008 5:25:29 PM

i am not metro

10/24/2008 5:25:55 PM

Quote :

"Who cares if your Mom sees you naked??? Damn, this is the woman that birthed you and wiped your ass for goshsakes."

I try to avoid it, but why would I really care? When I was 8 & vomiting out both ends I think she paid her dues...

10/24/2008 5:27:27 PM

Quote :

"Double digits was the norm....my record was 22"

i don't care who you are...that's impressive work.

were you timing from say Friday at 3 pm to Sunday at midnight, or was it a saturday/sunday event.

either way, that must have gotten painful

10/24/2008 5:27:40 PM

I DON'T THINK I COULD BEAT IT 22 TIMES IN A WEEKEND

10/24/2008 5:29:12 PM

i dont think i have masturbated that many times in my life

10/24/2008 5:30:28 PM

lies

10/24/2008 5:31:40 PM

i know women will tell u that another woman must be lying if they say they never pleasure themselves but in my case it is true.

10/24/2008 5:32:27 PM

STEADY SEX DIET?

10/24/2008 5:33:14 PM

of course women don't pleasure themselves, they go out and act like whores and have a one night stand

10/24/2008 5:33:30 PM

^^in another life

now i just have one night stands

10/24/2008 5:34:41 PM

I TOO HAVE A NIGHT STAND.

10/24/2008 5:35:25 PM

you don't have to do it yourself if you can get someone else to

10/24/2008 5:35:29 PM

good thing i am a whore
i'll never have to rely on myself ever!

10/24/2008 5:37:04 PM

Quote :

"my roommate is gone for the weekend "

as is mine

10/24/2008 5:37:29 PM

ftw

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 5:37 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/24/2008 5:37:39 PM

this thread just got more interesting

10/24/2008 5:40:40 PM

I TOO HAVE A NIGHT STAND.

10/24/2008 5:41:51 PM

we heard you the first time

10/24/2008 5:42:29 PM

I TOO HAVE A NIGHT STAND.

10/24/2008 5:44:20 PM

i said more interesting

10/24/2008 5:44:25 PM

eye 2 hav nite stnd

10/24/2008 5:45:24 PM

hay danny

10/24/2008 5:45:53 PM

howdy meg

10/24/2008 5:46:40 PM

less wood more stories about wood

10/24/2008 5:47:25 PM

bttt for having complete control of the tv!

10/24/2008 7:44:20 PM

Quote :

"BALLS ON COUCH"

10/24/2008 8:52:33 PM

[no pants]

10/25/2008 9:23:45 AM

Quote :

"One of the things that is keeping us from renting out our extra bedroom to a college student is the fact that we'd have to like actually wear pants around the house."

haha

10/25/2008 10:33:00 AM

Quote :

"I TOO HAVE A NIGHT STAND."

10/25/2008 10:49:01 AM