Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your name: Kyle

A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

2. Your age: 25

The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.


3. What you should be doing?: doing laundry

When Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb"

4. Your birthplace: Kinnelon

Kinnelon Comes from the German Word Kinnie-Lahnn, Meaning "A Whales Vagina"

Also, a upper middle class town found in Northern New Jersey, Populated overwhelmingly by wealthy Caucasians who think they are tough because they get a lexus, beamer, or benz for birthday or graduation present.

apparently it changed a lot since the 80s

5. Last thing you had to eat: chili

Also known as Nugs, Chronic, Kill. It is the form of weed that is crystalized and calls your name just by smelling it.
Most Tempting weed around. Very good. Its all they Smoke In Denver. Originated in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. So if you get some, it won't compare to what is 'round here.
Mile "HIGH" City

10/26/2008 8:05:08 AM

fuck dat I just live

10/26/2008 8:05:26 AM

1. cassie

Quote :

"To be slightly mad, absent minded and self destructive. They are generally beautiful people in and out. A word coined from the e4 drama skins featuring the character "Cassie"."

2. 24

Quote :

" 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert. "

3. studying

Quote :

" An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper. "

4. raleigh

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" (2007) population: 367,995 Cultural center, and Capital city of North Carolina in Wake County. Home to many research firms due to it's proximity to Research Triangle Park. Home to Singer Clay Aiken, Rappers, Petey Pablo, Small World(of DTP) and Brolic D of DTP. Home Of NC state University, Shaw, Meredith, and Saint Augustines colleges. "

5. yogurt

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" Space Balls character made to mock Yoda of Star Wars "

10/26/2008 10:05:32 AM

I think the name is just enough.

1. Robert

Quote :

"Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion "

10/26/2008 10:17:40 AM

put in chembob, i'm pretty sure it will say: see faggot

I"m walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/26/2008 11:00:29 AM

Derek:

Quote :

"Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body."

10/26/2008 11:08:34 AM

1. HAHAHA

Quote :

"Verb - the compulsive need to insert your genitals into anything and everything. if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you. hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit"

Quote :

"Irish name that comes from Ireland. Ireland is a place on the earth where they drink guiness and breed horses. Hey look it's Larkin and he has a pint of guiness in his hand and he is strolling down to the pub garden with his imagary friend Lawrence the Leprechaun. I wish i was like Larkin, all the chicks dig him."

Quote :

"Noun - One who takes it in the butt while freestlying terribly Verb - The act of tossing salad and scrambling red easter eggs ADJ - Terrible and homosexual 1. That larkin must suck at life. 2. OMG! Im going to kill myself, I got drunk and larkined a male prostitute. 3. I went to that larkin movie and almost died."

2. 22

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"Zigzags or rolling papers. Each 2 represents a z, and can be used to keep a cover on what you're actually trying to do Hey while you're at the store can you grab me a pack of 22's? We need something to smoke."

3. Smoke Rocks

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"doing crack to get high Tyrome Biggums - I'm gonna tell you something Joe Rogan, that you probably didnt know about me, I smoke rocks."

4. Wake County

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"The 2nd most populated county in North Carolina, behind Mecklenburg county, which contains Charlotte. Wake county is home to Raleigh, Cary and Garner to name a few cities. Great place to live, great place to get into trouble. Basically the most freedom to do what you want in any part of the country. It's similar to a real life Grand Theft Auto. You could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. Either way, alot of fun. Shopping carts don't have brakes! Rick Ross is an ass pirate. It should be 'alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in WAKE COUNTY.' Welcome To Wake County. We got whatever you need, and yo ass will be back."

5. Bagel

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"An elderly individual who annoys the general public by going through what is left of their life in a ridiculously slow fashion. Tasks at which a BAGEL is expert at annoying those around him/her include: driving too slow in the hammer lane, taking too long at the checkout line by counting pennies from a change purse, asking if coupons are still valid (when you are behind them in line and really have to take a monster dump). Fucking BAGEL!!!! MOOOOOVE!!!"

[Edited on October 26, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ]

10/26/2008 11:10:25 AM

hahaha:

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" Peter 416 up, 186 down love ithate it Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy. 'I love Peter.' 'Same, he's a great guy.' peter 405 up, 199 down love ithate it machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy peter sure knows how to drive me insane peter 680 up, 391 down love ithate it the penis (see also cock,pecker) He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone. peter 59 up, 27 down love ithate it sweetest man, "absobloodylutely amazing", perfect...no other words that describe you better 040306-040406 peter has been exactly what i needed this year. peter 92 up, 76 down love ithate it The act of picking up someone and air hump him/her for as long as you can. Popularize by Peter North, an American erotic film actor/director. Peter's trademark maneuver was picking up his co-actor and go at it until the impromptu passenger ask to be drop off the peter bus. If you find yourself a hapless victim of this maneuver the best thing to do is to just holdon for dear life and hope that you won't be caught off guard next time. nook # 1: hey big guy !! u sad ? want a quick pick me up ? nook # 2: FU son stop trying to Peter me, I know all ur tricks nook # 1: dang I was just trying to cheer u up nooks peter north pew pew caw caw tookie tookie by bigeagle Mar 20, 2008 share this add comment Peter 2 up, 4 down love ithate it A blue-eyed and dimpled crazed sex machine that knows how to please his girl...also a stand-up father. I LOVE PETER AND HIS PETER : ) "

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"21 363 up, 51 down love ithate it The age at which one is finally considered human. "

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" homework 1957 up, 123 down love ithate it Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor."

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"california 2482 up, 682 down love ithate it 1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen. 2. A place you'll want to stay in once you visit get there. 3. Extremely diverse. 3. Much more entertaining than Texas. "

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"brownie 116 up, 30 down love ithate it A type of chocolate cake that usually has copious amounts of fudge included, making them richer and moister than ordinary cake. A "special brownie" has no solid definition, but a hilarious connotation. I like to eat brownies, they taste very good. "Are those...Special brownies?" "Yes. Yes they are. You want one?" "Sure." *munches on it* "

[Edited on October 26, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : lkj]

10/26/2008 11:56:35 AM

DAVID

1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

dude he is such a david

3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.

4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

5. A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.

Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"

6. David is a person who rocks everyones sox.
Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL.
David IS HELLA TIGHT.

- david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants !
:orgasm:

10/26/2008 12:12:46 PM

1. Nick

Quote :

" the most amazing person alive with a huge penis "

2. 24

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"In Canada, slang for a case of 24 bottles of beer, usually pronounced "two-four" (NOT twenty-four). I went to the beer store and bought a two-four. "

3.

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"Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life. "

4. Madison

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"Capital of Wisconsin and home to UW-Madison, one of the nation's top party schools. Renowned also for its Halloween celebrations, which for the last few years have ended in drunken riots. Due to this reputation, the word is used at other schools as a synonym for "extremely drunk." Frank: Hey, we're going out to get trashed. Wanna come? Ernest: No, man, I was totally madison last night. "

5. Grits

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" Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess. Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth? Mr. Tipton: I don't know. Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? My Cousin Vinny - 1992 "

10/26/2008 12:17:07 PM

^^YOU PUT IN THE WRONG NAME SON. THIS ONE IS WAY MORE APPROPRIATE SON.


JohnnieWalkr

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"A man who likes to eat his mama's nipple cheese. A mama's boy. Man, you're such a Johnnie Walker!!"

[Edited on October 26, 2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ]

10/26/2008 12:18:32 PM

CODENAMES DONT COUNT SON


SEE:

SAABTURBO - ONE WHO IS ALWAYS YELLING ARBITRARILY

SORRY FOR SAABTURBOING IN THE LIBRARY

10/26/2008 12:31:42 PM

1. Name: Steven

Quote :

"Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated"

2. Age: 20

Quote :

"Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints."

3. What I should be doing: programming

Quote :

"The most fun you can have with your clothes on, although clothes are not mandatory."

4. Birthplace: Cartersville

Quote :

"the coolest city in the world. located in georgia; the peach state."

(that town was a complete shit hole. don't be fooled.)

5. Last thing I ate: Captain Crunch

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"The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked."

Overall I'm pretty satisfied with that "quiz". Lot of good answers.

10/26/2008 12:41:39 PM

Quote :

"swave"

10/26/2008 12:44:39 PM

S WAVE.

IS THAT LIKE THIS? ~

10/26/2008 12:59:13 PM

1. Name: Bill

a draft of a proposed law presented for approval to a legislative body


2. Age: 23

The greatest number of all time.


3. What I should be doing: research

Discreet term, or code name, for a session of 'hows your father'

4. Birthplace: High Point

A game which is played while intoxicated by only the top drinkers in the world. The game requires an empty beer can and 2 players. Player one holds the can horizontal on a table while player 2 chops the can in an attempt to break it in half. Then player 2 spins the can to the “highest point” (or usually the part of the can that will fuck the other persons hand up the most) and allows player 1 to chop the can. You take successive turns. The winner is the player who successfully breaks the can into two separate pieces. The winner will obtain bragging rights, and a bloody hand. You drink when you need a little more courage to submerge the side of your hand into a jagged bloody pile of aluminum.


5. Last thing to eat: Cinnabon

A rather amusing coiling of an unusually long, thin and hairy piece of shit at the bottom of the toilet.

10/26/2008 1:05:30 PM

1. Name: Stephen
Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.
Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.

2. Age: 23
The greatest number of all time.

3. Should be Doing: Shower
Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

4. Birthplace: Richmond
City in Northern California that is a lovely place to get shot in (This also applies to the city in Virgina).

5. Last thing I ate: Cookie Dough
The single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.

10/26/2008 1:10:39 PM

SO I HAVE TO BUY METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE WITH THE COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM SON?

10/26/2008 1:12:05 PM

1. Jimmy

Another word for dick (often confused with jimmy-hat meanin condom)
i slippedd my jimmy in her pussy.

The man Stephen Colbert calls upon during his show when he wants a video or picture shown.
Stephen Colbert: "JIMMY! Roll the footage!"

n.-
1. A short crowbar with curved ends.
syn: jemmy (British English.)

tr.v.-
1. To pry something open with or as if with a jimmy.
This crate is nailed tight, hand me the jimmy so I can pry it open.

He jimmied the door open with a crowbar.

2. 23

The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike.

3. cleaning

1.Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.

2.Removing all useless part of a whole so that it is better.
1.I did some cleaning. My desk is empty now. But don't look in the wardrobe.

2.And the chief gang told'em that Joe and Mac were now missing.

4. Silver Spring

the only place where u can drive 5 minutes one way and go into a rural area and 5 minutes the other way and go into a city
u can get to a rural area pretty quick after u leave wheaton if u go on Layhill away from D.C.

5. Cocoa Pebbles

Cocoa Pebbles isn't defined yet.

10/26/2008 1:40:18 PM

1.ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

2.A .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards.

3. (nap) 3 hours of sleep or less

4. (Asheboro) this little city may be a dry town, but it is also a major port for drug trafficing between Florida and New York. there are two kinds of people who live there. type A people know all other type A people because their parent's parent's parents all grew up there too, nothing happens without them knowing about it within 24 hours. type B people moved there and speak english as a second language. type A people view type B people as the enemy. the main attractions in a*town consist of the NC State Zoo! and the 24 hour walmart. there is also the poor excuse for a mall. when in asheboro, don't forget to root for the home team, the asheboro blue comets of asheboro high school of the exciting asheboro, nc.

NOTE* - Asheboro is no longer dry

5. (biscuits and gravy ) undefined

10/26/2008 1:43:44 PM

So I'm a dick and you're a sex god. Nice.

10/26/2008 1:46:38 PM

1. Your name: Sam

Quote :

" Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation "I bet your not Sam...like me" "

Your Age: 20

Quote :

" Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints. I know this dealer that sells 20's. "

What I should be doing: vibrations

Quote :

"vibrations isn't defined yet. "

Your Birthplace: roxboro

Quote :

"A school wif some hot guys, some hot girls, 'n' everything else an average middle school has. Extra sluts, though. Damn, those kids at Roxboro are spoiled! (As said by a kid from Whiley, a school that gets out at 3:35 instead of 2:35 cause they are too stupid) "

LAst thing to eat: monster thick burger

Quote :

" The thing in the front of my pants. My Monster Thickburger was a combo deal with her Arby's Big Montana. "

10/26/2008 2:12:39 PM

1. Your name: Heather

Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.

2. Your age: 24

24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

3. What you should be doing: Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

4. Your birthplace: Wilmington, NC

(Answer 1 is about Wilmington, DE ) Largest city in Delaware, basically younger step-sibling to Philadelphia (about 15 minutes away) Philly people go to Wilmington to work and Wilmington people go to Philly for a good time...Home of large credit card companies and various other crap.
(answer 2)
A city in North Carolina which is home to Screen Gems studios and therefore "One Tree Hill" and "Dawson's Creek", and even "Matlock" once upon a time. Historic downtown with a battleship on the river, the beach is nearby, home of UNCW, and it has beautiful homes on the intracoastal waterway including "Dawson's" house from the show. Beautiful Gardens such as Airlie Gardens by the beach. It is also home of the NC Azalea Festival and Wrightsville beach is the home of the NC Holiday Floatilla.

5. Last thing you had to eat: Goldfish

the snack that smiles back

10/26/2008 4:29:16 PM

1. Jared

Quote :

" 1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness 2.someone you would stride to be like 3.a manifestation of excellence 4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create Jared is the best I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well My wife is screwing Jared "

2. 22

Quote :

" 1) A .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards. 2)22 inch rims '22 inch rims on the Lac. I guess that was yo footprint in the sand carrying us on yo back' -David Banner"

3. Homework

Quote :

" You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth. I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass. "

4. Pennsylvania

Quote :

"Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa. Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse. Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn't. "

5. Buffalo Wings

Quote :

"The best bar food ever! Fried chicken wings basted in a hot sauce and served with a side of celery and bleu cheese. You dip the wings into the blue cheese and throw the celery on the floor. The best wings are from the Buffalo NY area and the farther you get away the greater likelihood that the wings will suck. Not that you can't get good wings in the rest of upstate NY or even Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the Twin Tiers (NY/Pa border) but the real deal is in Buffalo. Douche bags claim that the shitty, rubberry, no taste wings one can find in chains like Hooter's and BW3's are good example of Buffalo Wings. The shittiest wings under red heat lamps in gas stations in the above mentioned areas are better than these shitty chain restaurant wings. Also, stupid motherfuckers dip their wings in ranch dressing. Why don't you just mosey on down to the Old Country Buffet, close your eyes and have them pump what leftover shit they have after the early bird special down your throat and top it off with a quart of Hidden Valley Ranch! Any douchebag that thinks ranch is a compliment to buffalo wings needs to be castrated with a shrimp fork. Note: you can't get good Buffalo wings in Chicago, Miami, and New York although residents there think you can. They have wings in Philly but nobody claims they're the best,and they don't eat wings in L.A. because they are assholes. Dude, if they were that good they would be called NYC wings and not Buffalo wings, so take your pizza pie and cram it up your ass! "

10/26/2008 5:37:32 PM

1. Josh

A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.

2. 23

The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).

3. Programming

The most fun you can have with your clothes on, although clothes are not mandatory.

4. Pinehurst

Small part of the town of Billerica, Ma located in the 978. Also known as "The Hurst" or "Crimehurst." The most badass people out of billerica usually come from pinehurst. there is a chinese food resturaunt where all pinehurst townies get hammered and an elementary school fit for the 18nth century. People get stabbed here. People from here say their from Pinehurst to cops so the police will be afraid to arrest them. No one fucks with Pinehurst... ever.

5. Icecream

crack dope powder candy

10/26/2008 5:49:21 PM

1. Your name: Jameson

Quote :

" A brand of irish whiskey, usually in the mid-price range. Best enjoyed straight and on the rocks. I've had a shitty day, get me an octouple Jameson on the rocks. "

2. Your age: 24

Quote :

" 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert. I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead. "

3. What you should be doing?: packing

Quote :

" Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm. Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days! "

4. Your birthplace: Wilson

Quote :

" A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them. Wow, that school is messed up! Yeah of course it is, its Wilson. "

5. Last thing you had to eat: starburst

Quote :

" Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite God damn that was a good starburst "

[Edited on October 26, 2008 at 6:00 PM. Reason : fuck da instructions]

10/26/2008 5:58:46 PM

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your name:Shawna

A very beautiful, fun to be around, talking to her is a joy.
2. Your age: 25

The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.


3. What you should be doing?: sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

4. Your birthplace: california


1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen.

5. Last thing you had to eat: sonic


1. SEGA spawned hedgehog who fights robots with animal centers and fighting Dr. Robotnik and Knuckles. He is friends with Tails the Fox and fights to save Planet Mobilus from becoming an industrial hellhole like New Jersey or Delaware. Sonic also must stop the Chaos Emeralds from falling into the wrong hands.

10/26/2008 6:38:40 PM

1. Your first name: ******

Quote :

"****** isn't defined yet."

2. Your age: 20

Quote :

"Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints. I know this dealer that sells 20's. "

3. What should you be doing? : dishes

Quote :

"dishes 24 up, 9 down love ithate it Used as an adjective, "dishes" primarily means to be "done". This is derived from a scene in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead in which one character is sitting on top of the house shooting plates and other glassware which he notes by saying "The dishes are done!" So using this scene as a foundation we can formulate a proof that states that dishes can be done and people can be done(drunk, tired, full, etc.) Therefore by the transitive property...people can be dishes. To note that one's self is drunk, tired, full, or just plain done: "I am dishes." To note that an object is beyond repair: "Wow, there are pieces scattered all over the yard. That dildo is dishes." "

4. Your birthplace: Tampa

Quote :

" Tampa 262 up, 80 down love ithate it Similar to Atlanta but not as many skyscrapers and very spread out. The club areas are actually suburbs, Ybor City and Channelside. The area surrounding University Of South Florida is where you can get your car shot up, raped or killed. Tampa rocks, get your mind right. "

5. Last thing you had to eat: Mexican food

Quote :

" mexican food 143 up, 32 down love ithate it It's almost always... ...A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce. No, seriously. What is a taco? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce. What is a burrtio? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce. What is a fajita? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce. What are nachos? Little tortillas with meat, cheese and lettuce. But seriously. Mexican food is food from Mexico. And it's good. Let's go get some Mexican food! I could really go for a tortilla wrapped around some meat, cheese and lettuce. "

10/26/2008 6:44:22 PM

1. Your name: Aaron

Quote :

"In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp."

This one made me lol more, though:

Quote :

"To be Aaron is to be MEGA! This is because everything about Aaron is so awesome that whenever you wish to call his name you must say 'MEGA-Aaron'. Those who's names are Aaron and wish to earn the reputation of the title MEGA-Aaron... You can't! So be original and go find your own title, you cheapskate moron! "

2. Your age: 21

Quote :

"The age at which one is finally considered human. "

3. What you should be doing?: Homework

Quote :

"Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor."

4. Your birthplace: New Bern

Quote :

"Like the strangest city in North Carolina. New Bern is so strange that people cry they hate Yankees, but search them out all over the world and beg them to come live here!"

5. Last thing you had to eat: Bojangles

Quote :

"KFC knockoff that is at once, confoundingly, both better tasting and redneckier than KFC, Popeye's or Church's ever dreamed of being. English: Bo-JANG-les Spanish: Bo-HAN-glaze High-Falutin': Bo-JEAN-glay (JEAN as in Jean-Luc Picard). Let's go to Bo-JEAN-glay and get some buffalo bites so our farts will burn for two days."

10/26/2008 6:50:54 PM

Haven't read many others, but I bet mine is one of the funniest/weirdest!


1. Najeeb

Quote :

"Najeeb is used as a way to call someone from an Arabic background an average everyday Joe. Kind of like when you greet a good friend. Hey what's going Najeeb? Najeeb, when are you coming out? Look at this Najeeb."

2. 31

Quote :

"turkish symbol for masturbation - 3 is the hand - 1 is the cock "

2nd definition is TOO funny not to quote:

Quote :

"The number that comes after 30. "Okay class, what comes after 30?" "Eleventy-six?" "No, that's incorrect." "31?" "Correct!""

3. Sleeping

Quote :

"To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in. GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping. Those were sleeping noises grandma."

4. Taif

Quote :

"Thank Allah it's falafel. From the comedian Mark Day. "Oh lord, please smite the unbelievers, who insist on eating at Applebee's, and Bennigans, and TAIF.. That's 'Thank Allah it's Falafel'.""

5. Nutella, and Hot Chocolate

Quote :

"God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum. I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it."

Quote :

"One sexy hot brown-skinned girl thats a dime piece. Thats one hot chocolate!"

2nd and 3rd definition of hot chocolate are too good not to quote:

Quote :

"A form of anal sex, hot cum mixed with poop, therefor hot chocolate. "there is lots of hot chocolate on my cock""

Quote :

"when you sweat profusely from the butthole and have a little left over doo-doo from the last time you dropped your kids at the pool "mAn after having nasty butt sex trick ass bitches get hot chocolate."

10/26/2008 6:56:24 PM

Quote :

"It's similar to a real life Grand Theft Auto. You could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. Either way, alot of fun. Shopping carts don't have brakes! Rick Ross is an ass pirate. It should be 'alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in WAKE COUNTY.'"

lol

Quote :

"4. Birthplace: Richmond City in Northern California that is a lovely place to get shot in (This also applies to the city in Virgina). "

10/27/2008 1:59:28 AM

Andy 696 up, 206 down
Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly.

24 630 up, 69 down
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

Sleeping 419 up, 204 down
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

Sparta 210 up, 123 down
A city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band.
Sparta rule but the greeks are scum.

peanut butter and jelly 67 up, 16 down
peanut butter, creamy or chunky, put on a piece of white bread. then on the other slice of bread you spread a nice thick layer of jelly, any flavor you prefer. slap the two pieces of bread together, with the jelly and peanut butter facing eachother, and get ready for an orgy of flavors in your mouth.
Yo nigga this be the best mutha fuckin pb&j sandwich I eva tasted!!! WOOOO WOOOO!!!! Lets go kill some whities!!!

10/27/2008 2:17:58 AM

1. Ben

A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!

2. 26

750ml of alky

3. showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

4. Monmouth County

A US County located in Central New Jersey that is a utopia of upper-middle class Catholics and Jews due to the high population of Italians and Irish and of course Jewish people coming down from New York City. Monmouth County is quite a wealthy area and is your typical suburbia.

5. brownies

very fun but hard to make it all go well as planned but really fun if there is weed in it!

10/27/2008 2:27:35 AM

1. Your name: Misha

Quote :

"Misha is a Russian nick-name for Mikhail. It also means little bear or a teddy bear. "Misha the Bear" was the official mascot of the 1980 Moscow olympics. "

2. Your age: 23

Quote :

"The greatest number of all time. Reasons why: It is... 1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3. 2. Michael Jordan's number. 3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan. 4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg. 5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis. 6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude. 7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude. 8. a .com and the page is very cryptic. 9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..." 10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities" 11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday. 12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet. 13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers. 14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. 15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies. 16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of. 17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces. 18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet. 19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet. 20. the number of the Illuminati. 21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up. 22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length. 23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms). Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike. "

3. What you should be doing?: working

Quote :

"A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience. "No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late." "

4. Your birthplace: Wichita

Quote :

"A nice little small city in south central Kansas with about 350,000 or so people. The west side is pretty boring and the east side is for rich people. Aircraft is a major industry like Learjet, Boeing, Raytheon, etc. Wichita is actually the aircraft capital of the world believe it or not. Lately it has been famous for BTK that was caught earlier this year. "What? But I've worked at Boeing for over 30 years, you can't lay me off. Oh and you're replacing me with a stupid young kid who knows nothing about aircraft? Boeing you are the greatest company EVER." "

5. Last thing you had to eat: eggplant

Quote :

"the term that italians use to address african-american hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit! "

10/27/2008 8:22:23 AM

1. megan

Quote :

"A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious! "

2. 26

Quote :

"750ml of alky"

3. working

Quote :

"A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience. "

4. rocky mount (NC not VA)

Quote :

"The Moonshine capital of the world located in the large county of Franklin in Virginia. "

5. bran chex (not an entry, looked up chex instead)

Quote :

"to somehow combine cheese with sex. "

10/27/2008 8:41:31 AM