Should I go see a friend (female of course) of mine in LA next weekend? It's gonna cost me around $567 plane + hotel + car. She's married with 2 kids but that's not gonna stop me from hittin it though. So I got the extra money and I think it'll be worth it, considering she's good looking and we would be fuckin all day long for two days straight.

10/30/2008 12:48:16 AM

k

10/30/2008 12:48:37 AM

:carlface:

10/30/2008 12:48:49 AM

NICE YOU METRO ASS BITCH.

GO GET INVOLVED IN SOME SHIT YOU SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED IN.

DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU GET YOURSELF KILLED SON.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:49 AM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 12:49:44 AM

so i guess it didn't work out with the one who found your porn

10/30/2008 12:49:53 AM

sorry but flying to LA economy and back in 2 days isn't worth any ass.


i mean jessica biel could be begging me, and she'd have to at least upgrade me.

10/30/2008 12:49:55 AM

wreck that home, home wrecker

although you being a jar head and all i cant wait till you are doing a tour and some one fucks your wife or gf if you get one

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:53 AM. Reason : lol]

10/30/2008 12:51:54 AM

tell her tits or gtfo

10/30/2008 12:54:59 AM

youre the reason stupid ass jarheads get called stupid ass jarheads

10/30/2008 12:56:11 AM

it isn't even worth the time to fly out there unless she's paying for it

and that would be if she wasn't married -- words fail to capture how sad it is that you're considering it in light of that fact

10/30/2008 12:56:45 AM

it isn't workin out with my ex gf and i've been thinkin bout karma but I don't think it'll apply to me in this situation lol

10/30/2008 12:57:01 AM

wow. You're going to pay like $900 and fly like 6000 miles for pussy? do you really need it that badly?

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/30/2008 12:58:59 AM

this is another reason i always say

guys are dumb

and women are crazy

10/30/2008 1:01:06 AM

i concur w/ walls here....its just pussy man...go spend like 300 downtown and pull home some decent trim and be content

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:01 AM. Reason : 123]

10/30/2008 1:01:29 AM

it's only $567

10/30/2008 1:01:55 AM

i love ppl that say shit like "only 600 bucks"....nigger you're in the marines, you aint rich

10/30/2008 1:02:54 AM

hell, hire an escort if you want to pay for pussy, keep it out of someone elses home

10/30/2008 1:03:08 AM

567 + hotel + car + food + gas + other shit is not 567

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:03 AM. Reason : you could get a baller escort for 900]

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:04 AM. Reason : 900 roses that is]

10/30/2008 1:03:38 AM

I'm not black and I'm not active duty, while I'm not rich I got that money and I would just spend it on my car.

10/30/2008 1:09:28 AM

^ Seems like that'd be the wiser option.

10/30/2008 1:10:06 AM

just post an ad on craigslist. I'm sure some attractive chicks will fuck for $567 as long as you don't have like aids or something.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/30/2008 1:11:05 AM

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"I'm not black"

AHAHAHA

10/30/2008 1:11:33 AM

^^^^ Buy me a fucking drumset, then

You can find free poon in Raleigh

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:12 AM. Reason : mehalkhal;fjadf]

10/30/2008 1:11:52 AM

sorry for the racial slur, it was just for emphasis.....b/c spending 600+ on pussy is a nigger thing to do...

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:12 AM. Reason : spending it on your car is the whight thing to do]

10/30/2008 1:11:55 AM

I'm not black, if that's what you're referring to.

10/30/2008 1:13:34 AM

no I just didn't wanna hurt the grunts feelings...

10/30/2008 1:14:46 AM

he wasnt told his feelings could be hurt

10/30/2008 1:15:22 AM

He's a goddamned Marine for fuck's sake

10/30/2008 1:16:08 AM

I like how civilians call me grunts and grunts call me a pog it is all relative. I taught you guys would be all like fuck that pussy son. At least that's what my other grunt friends would say plus this bitch is just beggin for my dick.

10/30/2008 1:18:26 AM

im just sayin...you could easily spend half the cash, not have to fly coach, and still get some bomb pussy downtown

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:19 AM. Reason : ya motha]

10/30/2008 1:18:37 AM

Quote :

"plus this bitch is just beggin for my dick"

You fuckin POG, that bitch is like fucking forever away. You can score some Raleigh hoodrats for free in like 5 minutes; shit, son.

10/30/2008 1:19:57 AM

^^^ whatever encouraging response you're expecting from tdub, you will always get the opposite. always.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:21 AM. Reason : ^]

10/30/2008 1:21:41 AM

You're wasting your time

Quote :

"He's a goddamned Marine for fuck's sake"

10/30/2008 1:21:57 AM

plus if you stay intown, you can mod that SWEEET mulletmobile...LS1=GOD

10/30/2008 1:22:08 AM

I kinda do want to get tinted windows on my whip, and get it detailed but that shit can wait. pussy can't wait though

10/30/2008 1:30:09 AM

Quote :

"She's married with 2 kids but that's not gonna stop me from hittin it though."

hey you're a huge piece of shit

10/30/2008 2:49:00 AM

and he drives a camaro w/ a body kit

10/30/2008 2:50:24 AM

Not only are you a huge piece of shit, but pussy can wait. I'm living proof. I mean, not like the wolfwebber, but...you get the fucking idea.

10/30/2008 2:52:33 AM

fact remains that paying 600 bones or more for some pussy is some las vegas shit.....not get on a plane and fly to LA to meet up w/ a married woman w/ a beat up pussy shit

10/30/2008 2:54:55 AM

I mean you don't even give a shit about the kids or the divorce that this could cause

you need to go fuck yourself

10/30/2008 2:55:28 AM

As long as you're not gonna hit it and quit it. lawl

10/30/2008 2:56:20 AM

the fact that he is trying to track down some married chick is weak as hell... but then to find out that said chick has also popped out two kids... that's not even traveling for quality pussy... that's like me flying to miami to drive some other dude's beat up Benz for a couple of days, only to fly back $567+ poorer and still not have a car at home

10/30/2008 4:27:17 AM

Quote :

"I'm not black, if that's what you're referring to."

Quote :

"no I just didn't wanna hurt the grunts feelings..."

ahaha sorry man, I did not object to your use of the word "nigger" there at all, I was just rehashing a tired old TWW meme that must have fallen out of fame recently

to explain the meme, basically this kid interpreted "n00b" as implying "nubian" and was like "I'm not black, if that's what you're referring to."

it was perhaps the most classic unintentional acceptance of n00b status in the history of the internets

10/30/2008 4:35:40 AM

Quote :

"although you being a jar head and all i cant wait till you are doing a tour and some one fucks your wife or gf if you get one"

you're a sack of shit. i hope if you fuck her she gives you aids.


seriously...can you not just get it by spending 1/10 of what you'd spend going to LA taking some girl out for dinner and drinks??

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 4:43 AM. Reason : cheating and/or aiding in someone else's cheating is fucked up...esp someone with a family...]

10/30/2008 4:39:47 AM

I just bought my ticket, reserved the hotel, and rented a car. And fuck all you with your morals, I have none.

Quote :

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps! - Eleanor Roosevelt"

So I would do any pussy that gives it up no exceptions.

10/30/2008 7:22:08 AM

make sure her kids watch

oh, and be sure to video tape it

10/30/2008 7:34:21 AM

good job private pile

10/30/2008 7:38:35 AM

this thread is complete and total bullshit

no one is this stupid and/or pathetic

10/30/2008 7:38:51 AM

^ wanna bet?

10/30/2008 7:39:34 AM

or is he?

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 7:40 AM. Reason : i]

10/30/2008 7:40:23 AM