where it feels like no matter how hard you try, everything in your life just keeps going terribly wrong? this has been my week.



time for sleep, i do believe. night.

10/31/2008 2:50:19 AM

how are you gonna post a thread and bounce nigga

10/31/2008 2:53:15 AM

my past month has been like that...no matter how much i give what i don't have to give, no matter how much patience i have, no matter how much i try to do right...things just keep going wrong!

sleep well. tomorrow will be better.

10/31/2008 2:54:58 AM

yep, very familiar w/ this feeling right now

10/31/2008 2:56:19 AM

I won $60 tonight playing poker.

10/31/2008 3:07:56 AM

I like days like that!

10/31/2008 3:08:23 AM

Yeah, I've been having a month of this myself. It progressed from my personal life and crept into my work as well. Then into my school work. I'm starting to recover now, but hell if it sucks.

10/31/2008 3:16:54 AM

yeah mine took over all aspects of my life - personal life (including friends/relationships), work, etc...i think i'm recovering...not sure yet

10/31/2008 4:51:22 AM

at the job, it's been a rough couple of weeks...

with my own VO business, this has one of my best months ever, so it sort of balances out.

10/31/2008 5:23:23 AM

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


suck it up and just go fishing, pussies.

10/31/2008 7:25:23 AM

but i hate fishing

10/31/2008 9:50:03 AM

this is still cracking me up

10/31/2008 9:51:24 AM

no, not one of yours, because at least i wake up in the morning without a sore asshole

10/31/2008 9:51:58 AM

"oops, done stung mahself"

^i never wake up with a sore asshole - i pitch, son.

10/31/2008 9:52:04 AM

sure, you're the bitch of tdub and the bitch of your faggot boyfriend

10/31/2008 9:54:14 AM

^ you're not a very nice person

10/31/2008 9:54:59 AM

i'm not a person at all, i'm a figment of your imagination

10/31/2008 9:55:52 AM

i am no one's bitch, thank you very much

except ricky. i'm his bitch.

10/31/2008 9:56:40 AM

OH, SO HE WAKES UP WITHOUT A SORE ASSHOLE. HE'S THE PARTNER IN THE RELATIONSHIP WHO USUALLY WAKES UP WITH CORN FLECKS STUCK TO HIS DICK.

OH AND I DON'T BELIEVE THAT HE NEVER TAKES IT, HIS BF WOULD NOT ALLOW THAT SHIT SON. HE'S GOT TO TAKE IT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND SUCK HIS BF'S DICK CLEAN.

HIS BF MUST LOVE TO SUCK EVAN'S DICK CLEAN, ESPECIALLY WITH THE CORN FLECKS, BROCCOLI AND CRUSHED RED PEPPER.

10/31/2008 9:58:26 AM

what the fuck are you even talking about?

you would actually be funny if you made some sense every once in a while.

10/31/2008 9:59:17 AM

MAKES SENSE TO ME


YOU'RE A COCK GOBBLING FAG, SON

10/31/2008 10:00:11 AM

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.


HE WAKES UP WITH A SORE ASSHOLE, YOU WAKE UP WITH CORN FLECKS STUCK TO YOUR DICK BECAUSE OF PUMPING CORN FILLED DIARRHEA OUT OF HIS ASS ALL NIGHT.


I MEAN, THAT'S A SIMPLE FACT. YOU JUST SAID IT'S WHAT YOU DO SON.

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 10:01 AM. Reason : ]

10/31/2008 10:00:48 AM

I BET HE PITCHES, BUT HE SUCKS DICK LIKE A GOD DAMNED HOOVER

YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF SHIT AND CUM ALL IN YOUR MOUTH YOU FAG

10/31/2008 10:02:09 AM

there is such a thing as cleaning up before buttfucking, you know

i require it

10/31/2008 10:02:52 AM

haha everyone posted around 2AM to 5AM has a shitty life.. life goes a lot smoother when you get your ZZZZZs you tired assed mother fucks.

10/31/2008 10:04:53 AM

SO HE CLEANS UP BEFORE BUTTFUCKING.


THAT MEANS YOU STILL HAVE TO SUCK HIS DICK CLEAN AFTER BUTTFUCKING, WHICH IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING ALL ALONG......



AND BTW, DIARRHEA WORKS IT'S WAY DOWN EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS PUMP YOUR ASSES FULL OF WATER OR SOME SHIT TO WORK OUT THE CORN FLECKS BEFOREHAND.

AND THE DICK STILL SMELLS LIKE A BUTTHOLE, NO AMOUNT OF ENEMAS CAN REMOVE THE SMELL OF ASS SON.

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 10:07 AM. Reason : RHEE RHEE ON DAT DICK, SUCK IT CLEAN.]

10/31/2008 10:05:15 AM

*slowly backs out of thread*

10/31/2008 10:05:32 AM

Fuck that cunt lips I get 4 hours a night TOPS and I'm the most jovial motherfucker on the planet

10/31/2008 10:05:56 AM

more details on the butt sex

10/31/2008 10:06:10 AM

who sucks someone's dick after it's been in someone's ass?

that's just nasty

10/31/2008 10:06:32 AM

Quote :

"RHEE RHEE ON DAT DICK, SUCK IT CLEAN."

10/31/2008 10:08:16 AM

enlighten me as to the meaning of "RHEE RHEE"

10/31/2008 10:09:47 AM

Quote :

"DIARRHEA"

BTW, ARE YOU BLACK SON? FOR SOME REASON I PICTURE YOU AS A SOMEWHAT TUBBY FAT GUY WITH GLASSES.

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 10:11 AM. Reason : ]

10/31/2008 10:10:16 AM

if a dick is covered in diarrhea, it is not coming anywhere near my mouth - in fact, i would just get up and leave at that point.

^i'm white

10/31/2008 10:11:41 AM

Quote :

"who sucks someone's dick after it's been in someone's ass? that's just nasty"

YOU DO, YOU SHIT LOVING FAG, AFTER YOU GET POUNDED IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE HE MAKES YOU SUCK IT CLEAN

10/31/2008 10:12:18 AM

no lube, you say?

then it would be shit AND blood... now THAT is tasty.

10/31/2008 10:12:54 AM

LOOK, JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A RHEE RHEE VACUUM.

10/31/2008 10:13:05 AM

Quote :

"RHEE RHEE VACUUM"

10/31/2008 10:13:55 AM

SERIOUSLY, I HAVE A VERY HARD TIME BELIEVING YOU AND YOUR BF DON'T SUCK THE CORN FILLED SHIT OFF OF EACHOTHER'S HAIRY SHAFTS.

10/31/2008 10:15:11 AM

lolol you said "very hard"

10/31/2008 10:15:55 AM

SO I'M RIGHT.

10/31/2008 10:16:38 AM

nah

also my shaft isn't hairy, it's nice and smooth.

10/31/2008 10:17:26 AM

I'M TALKING ABOUT CORN FILLED SHIT SUCKING YA GOD DAMNED METRO ASS RHEE RHEE VACUUM.

10/31/2008 10:18:11 AM

CAUSE IT GETS THE SHIT SUCKED OFF IT BY A DUDE

10/31/2008 10:18:18 AM

LEAVE EVAN ALONE!

10/31/2008 10:18:29 AM

slowly backs out of thread.

10/31/2008 10:19:29 AM

GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU BECOME A GOD DAMNED RHEE RHEE VACUUM SON! HE'S GOT YOU IN HIS METRO TRAP ALREADY SON.

10/31/2008 10:19:44 AM

FUCKIN RHEE RHEE VACUUMS

10/31/2008 10:20:02 AM

Quote :

"HIS BF MUST LOVE TO SUCK EVAN'S DICK CLEAN, ESPECIALLY WITH THE CORN FLECKS, BROCCOLI AND CRUSHED RED PEPPER."

When you put it like that it doesn't sound half bad...

10/31/2008 10:21:43 AM

oh man...
I don't want to catch MOUGitis

10/31/2008 10:22:04 AM