it only really works when i hit the crap out of it

10/31/2008 10:31:16 PM

clean your keyboard.

10/31/2008 10:31:37 PM

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10/31/2008 10:31:39 PM

aim your jizz better next time

10/31/2008 10:32:00 PM

Maybe if you took steps to prevent semen from landing all over it you wouldn't have the "sticky keys" problem.

10/31/2008 10:32:22 PM

10/31/2008 10:35:57 PM

my roommate pissed in his keyboard freshman year. he didn't remember, then when he used it the next moring, it splashed when he started typing

10/31/2008 10:37:55 PM

hahaha. fermented piss

10/31/2008 10:38:33 PM

stop using words with "h"

10/31/2008 10:40:13 PM

i don't jizz on my laptop and it's pretty clean. for some reason the h doesn't work if i'm coming in from an angle to hit it.

10/31/2008 10:51:52 PM