Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

11/1/2008 6:03:38 PM

[words]

11/1/2008 6:05:09 PM

11/1/2008 6:07:07 PM

O RLY?

11/1/2008 6:22:02 PM

When the fuck did Mudkip become a meme?

11/1/2008 6:25:45 PM

When the fuck did it not?

11/1/2008 6:39:04 PM

what the fuck is a mudkip?

11/1/2008 8:04:33 PM

Wow.

11/1/2008 8:07:28 PM

Quote :

"what the fuck is a mudkip?"

It's the starting water Pokemon from Ruby and Sapphire (Iteration 3).

11/1/2008 8:37:28 PM

oh, I have no idea what any of that is but ok.

11/1/2008 9:00:09 PM

yeah, this is some dork shit

11/1/2008 9:01:33 PM

^^ Simply put, it is some dork shit.

11/1/2008 9:02:46 PM

11/1/2008 9:04:30 PM

Woooooow

11/1/2008 9:04:41 PM

Rule 34. Love it or hate it, it is immutable. Like gravity.

11/1/2008 9:10:24 PM

Quote :

"When the fuck did Mudkip become a meme?"

I suppose the obvious answer is over 9000 years ago.

11/1/2008 9:43:27 PM

YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR

11/1/2008 9:43:56 PM

FUCK THAT I JUST LIVE

11/1/2008 9:46:51 PM

I see by "Ye Olde Mudkip", it hit YTMND. Was this around the time of the NC State/YTMND fiasco?

11/1/2008 9:49:10 PM

there was a fiasco?

11/1/2008 9:50:26 PM

11/1/2008 9:51:14 PM

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Asiacopter

11/1/2008 9:53:04 PM

is that a vajayjay?

11/1/2008 9:56:17 PM

WHAT

THE FUCK

IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

11/1/2008 9:56:37 PM

^ um, it's TWW

11/1/2008 9:59:02 PM

since jj.am blocked hotlinking, you'll have to check out her profile for more pics: http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Mudkip/

[Edited on November 1, 2008 at 10:01 PM. Reason : link]

11/1/2008 10:00:25 PM

Quote :

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE THE INTERNET?"

No one knows.

11/1/2008 10:00:48 PM

Quote :

"some dork shit"

ok

11/1/2008 10:17:19 PM

SO I HEARD YOU LEIK MUDKIPS!!??!??!?11

11/5/2008 10:22:24 PM

Quote :

"SOME DORK SHIT"

11/5/2008 10:23:09 PM

you know you love dork shit just as much as I do, Spontaneous.

11/5/2008 10:23:48 PM

Probably more so.

11/5/2008 10:25:39 PM

yay mudkips!

11/5/2008 10:37:10 PM

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mudkips




[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:55 PM. Reason : THAT STORY IS COPYPASTa]

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:55 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/5/2008 11:52:28 PM

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

11/6/2008 1:10:52 AM