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"Now, let me introduce you a method proposed by Japanese feces experts. This method is called “Quick 1kg feces method.” This method is particularly suitable for those who have a busy schedule during the weekdays as they can employ this method during days other than their working days. It is also known as “weekend 1kg feces defecation method”. Have a look at its menu as listed below: * Friday's night: 500g boiled sweet potatoes (or potatoes) + 1 to 2 red apples + 250g yogurt * Saturday's morning: 500g boiled sweet potatoes (or potatoes) + 1 to 2 red apples + 250g yogurt * Sunday's morning: 500g boiled sweet potatoes (or potatoes) + 250g yogurt Note: Preferably the homemade yogurt for a better result. When you implement this “Quick 1kg feces method” for three consecutive days as suggested, you'll immediately see its result as you'll see 1kg feces as soon as you've the third meal on Sunday's morning."

http://www.healthmad.com/Health/Are-Your-Feces-Healthy-2.232693

11/3/2008 10:01:19 AM

what the fuck?

11/3/2008 10:01:59 AM

wat

11/3/2008 10:02:15 AM

those japs are so silly

11/3/2008 10:02:32 AM

i drop 2 pounders twice a day, whats the big deal?

11/3/2008 10:02:49 AM

that's a shit ton of yogurt

11/3/2008 10:03:07 AM

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"Some of the Japanese who dwell in the outskirst have more than 1kg feces defecate everyday. You may wonder how could they produce so much feces in a day? Well, that's because their primary diet is high-fiber foodstuffs. Do you know what they eat? They've more than 1kg of potatoes or sweet potatoes as their main daily diets. So, when they've potatoes together with yogurt, they've an enjoyable time to poop: the feces appeared in a good color, margin and texture came out so smoothly, and the feces dropped into the water with a ryhtm of “pootong, pootong, pootong”…hmm, only three gentle sounds were heard. And their bowel and abdomen feel relatively relaxing but less contraction after the defecation. Isn't it sound good to you?"

11/3/2008 10:03:31 AM

sounds wonderful

11/3/2008 10:05:07 AM

Quote :

"ISN'T IT SOUND GOOD?"

11/3/2008 10:07:07 AM

after eating mcdonalds last night, mine sounded like gunning down a flock of ducks with a thompson this morning

11/3/2008 10:07:08 AM

McDonald's is never good for the bowels lol

11/4/2008 7:20:18 AM