lol, some church had this up

I have no idea

how would Jesus vote?

my guess is that he wouldn't vote since he wasn't American amirite

11/3/2008 4:26:08 PM

TRUE

11/3/2008 4:26:37 PM

agreed

11/3/2008 4:26:58 PM

JESUS, AS THE BIBLE AND RANDOM PEOPLE SEEM TO PORTRAY IT, WOULD NOT VOTE MY SONS.

11/3/2008 4:27:39 PM

JESUS WOULD BE PRESIDENT

11/3/2008 4:28:14 PM

I mean, are they trying to say that Jesus would vote McCain?

they didn't provide an answer

11/3/2008 4:28:59 PM

A sign near me is "Jesus is our 401K"

I like it.

11/3/2008 4:30:50 PM

RELIGION JUST SEEMS MORE AND MORE ABSURD TO ME WITH EVERY WAKING MOMENT.

11/3/2008 4:33:11 PM

Barack Odrama

11/3/2008 4:33:40 PM

"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your belongings and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in Heaven. Then come, follow me."

11/3/2008 4:33:56 PM

I kind of get the feeling Jesus would be for the guy that wants to share the wealth.

just sayin'

11/3/2008 4:41:32 PM

yea it seems like it

11/3/2008 4:42:31 PM

HAHA NO SHIT?


ID SAY MOST PEOPLE WOULD THINK JESUS IS A WHITE DUDE WITH LONG FLOWING HAIR

11/3/2008 4:42:55 PM

jesus is definitely conservative.

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11/3/2008 4:43:03 PM

Jesus wouldn't be pro-abortion. That is in the bible. Nobody knows what he would say about the other stuff.

11/3/2008 4:44:31 PM

JESUS WANTS TO SAVE THE WHALES

11/3/2008 4:45:18 PM

don't confuse pro-choice with pro-abortion

11/3/2008 4:45:18 PM

"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your belongings and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in Heaven. Then come, follow me."

11/3/2008 4:45:22 PM

i think jesus would be like "fuck this shit" and go fishing

Quote :

"FISHERS OF MEN"

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : or maybe go do some carpentry work idk]

11/3/2008 4:46:19 PM

RELIGION JUST SEEMS MORE AND MORE ABSURD TO ME WITH EVERY WAKING MOMENT.

11/3/2008 4:46:49 PM

^

11/3/2008 4:47:16 PM

fuck that. God is all about killing your newborns for sacrifices. Remember Abraham and shit? he lived for like 800 years and he killed his kid (or did he, i can't remember that shit exactly) anyways the point is god is pro abortion and general child abuse if they are out of line.

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11/3/2008 4:48:31 PM

nobody is confused. Jesus would let that choice be up to God and not humans. Therefore he is no pro-choice.

11/3/2008 4:49:25 PM

Jesus would tell a meaningless parable and then stick a nail in his wrist.

11/3/2008 4:49:29 PM

we're talking about jesus here, not god. wait, nevermind, they're the same. wait, no, they're different.


arrrrghghhghghahh

11/3/2008 4:49:38 PM

so he would be against the death penalty too then i suppose.

11/3/2008 4:49:58 PM

yeah dude. god had jesus just to kill him. IM FOLLOWING YOUR EXAMPLE GOD.

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11/3/2008 4:50:08 PM

i think jesus would probably be against the death penalty





but i'm not

11/3/2008 4:50:32 PM

Who would John McCain vote for if he was alive today?

11/3/2008 4:50:52 PM

BLASPHEMY

11/3/2008 4:51:00 PM

idk, god did say thou shalt not kill. If you're going to hell because you didn't follow the 10 commandments it doesn't matter when you die (unless you repent or something). fuck that apologizing is for saps.

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11/3/2008 4:51:42 PM

where is saps anyway

11/3/2008 4:57:42 PM

The Bible also says an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth in response for the death penalty. Why don't you people study up a little bit before you talk about stuff you don't know.

11/3/2008 5:09:08 PM

The bible mentions palin, see

She did look to the west, and she saw across the mountains and the fog for a distance of a journey of ninety-nine cycles of the sun; and she did see the cossacks and knew of their deeds; For The Lord had given her vision unclouded by the Width of the wasteland and the sea.

11/3/2008 5:11:47 PM

Jesus wasn't a citizen.

11/3/2008 5:18:00 PM

or was he??

11/3/2008 5:19:09 PM

my guess is that he wouldn't vote since he wasn't American amirite

11/3/2008 5:51:04 PM

take your bread and give it to the poor...gold and silver will rot, and that rot will eat at your heart...teach a man to fish...the meek shall inherit the earth...i'm guessing he would vote for the less facist ticket

11/3/2008 5:52:33 PM

How would Jizzus vote?

11/3/2008 5:52:42 PM

poorly

11/3/2008 5:55:07 PM

considering God gave us free will, i'm sure he would be anti-abortion but pro-choice

after all if we didn't have the choice to sin, there would be no need to ask us not to

11/3/2008 5:58:46 PM

"I'm voting for Obama"
_______/

11/3/2008 6:37:49 PM

jesus would vote for ron paul

11/3/2008 6:38:34 PM

Literal reading of the Bible is just moronic.

11/3/2008 6:39:10 PM

Quote :

"jesus would vote for ron paul"

lol this bitch smoked too much grass

11/3/2008 6:39:21 PM

I SMOKE ROCKS SON.

11/3/2008 6:39:47 PM

Jesus would say fuck voting "i just live"


[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 6:41 PM. Reason : d]

11/3/2008 6:41:14 PM

^^^some would say so did jesus......

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 6:41 PM. Reason : ^]

11/3/2008 6:41:27 PM

BLASPHEMY!

11/3/2008 6:42:26 PM

Quote :

"so he would be against the death penalty too then i suppose"

If it weren't for the death penalty, Jesus wouldn't have developed such a cult following.

11/3/2008 6:43:43 PM