Tuesday is Erection Day 2008. If you are a registered sex offender, and didn't take advantage of signing up for free Internet porn, please do not participate in the erection process on Tuesday.

I'm not going to say something dumb like "I don't care who you get an erection for, just get one", because I DO care. I don't think it will take a lot of effort on your part to know whom I get hard for, but if you really need to know please contact me privately and I will be happy to discuss it with you.

I respect all that get erections, whether we support the same porno or not. By getting an erection, you have expressed your opinion in who should be our erection givers. You and I have the same one erection. We are equal with multi millionaires, middle class workers, and welfare recipients in raising our rods.

I also say to those that don't get an erection - MAN UP. You have given up your right to a man card since things like lesbian, anal, or asian porn don't give you an erection.

11/4/2008 9:50:29 AM

And by this initiative you have completely disenfranchised women as they can not get an erection.

Typical Republican. . .

11/4/2008 9:53:22 AM

11/4/2008 9:55:33 AM

^^women can make their own day.

11/4/2008 9:58:28 AM