ChapDick Dick Balm

does anyone else's pecker get dry in the winter?

11/5/2008 3:10:36 PM

no

11/5/2008 3:11:01 PM

no

11/5/2008 3:11:32 PM

just have sex....vag is like natural dick moisturizer

11/5/2008 3:13:24 PM

so no one else has dry penis skin?

11/5/2008 3:21:47 PM

no

11/5/2008 3:22:22 PM

I CAME UP WITH DICK BALM DAYS AGO SON.

AT LEAST GIVE ME CREDIT WHERE IT'S FUCKIN DUE SON.

11/5/2008 3:22:55 PM

at one time i thought it would be cool to make a brand of snowboarding/ski goggles called "Beer Goggles" and they would come packaged in a big ass beer can. could be cool.

i also thought it would be cool to make a brand of apple cider called "Dicken's Cider"

11/5/2008 3:23:24 PM

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"sumfoo1 (11:17) : What about Dicken's Cider? = too? "

orlly

11/5/2008 3:24:18 PM

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11/5/2008 3:24:19 PM

how bout inventing a pizza that once eaten makes you go over to a 60 year old mans house and make him fuck you in the ass in front of his kids

11/5/2008 3:25:19 PM

^^^dude i came up with that shit like 10 years ago

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 3:25 PM. Reason : ^^^]

11/5/2008 3:25:48 PM

^^ lol isn't that a saget joke?

11/5/2008 3:39:43 PM