9 Words Women Use.....So true its scary.

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...that will bring on a 'whatever').


8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @%#$ YOU!


9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

11/6/2008 2:30:18 PM

wow...this is realllllly old.

11/6/2008 2:31:00 PM

yea, i'll agree with most of that

and ^

[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 2:31 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2008 2:31:17 PM

this came out in the 90's [old as shit]

11/6/2008 2:31:29 PM

did your dad forward you this

i think mine did about 6 years ago

11/6/2008 2:31:44 PM

yeah

11/6/2008 2:32:04 PM

and even though it is really old, I will say that is is pretty true.

11/6/2008 2:32:05 PM

i just saw this, and EVERYONE of them was used by my ex-girlfriend (who pissed me off to no end) so I just found it extremely funny

11/6/2008 2:38:18 PM

dude this is a Fischer price "my first internet" chain mail


don't bring that weak shit in here

11/6/2008 2:39:27 PM

old but still funny n still true

11/6/2008 2:40:22 PM

I lol'd when I read this. On AOL, 10 years ago.

Seriously, still funny.

11/6/2008 2:49:49 PM

guys should just print this out and keep a copy for reference.

11/6/2008 2:52:52 PM

[old] but [true]

11/6/2008 2:54:35 PM

Quote :

"4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! "

i laughed at all but i liked this one the best!!

11/6/2008 3:06:05 PM

Quote :

"4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! "

i laughed at all but i liked this one the best!!

11/6/2008 3:06:05 PM

you are in big, big trouble

11/6/2008 3:18:35 PM

I know I have used every single one of these on my husband.

11/6/2008 3:28:00 PM

Quote :

"[oldsad] but [true] "

11/6/2008 3:29:02 PM

Quote :

"That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. "

If you're in a relationship with someone, why so much malice towards them that you want revenge for a perceived slight?

You might as well just break up if it comes to this point, jesus

11/6/2008 3:58:43 PM

I dig Vix she seems like a no bullshit woman.


at least online.

11/6/2008 4:03:06 PM

wow, so true.

11/6/2008 4:11:41 PM

The worst is when the pause during 'whatever'

like they say 'what' in a normal voice

then ever in an exagerated voice and hold the 'r' for a second

11/6/2008 4:13:30 PM

Quote :

"2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. "

couldnt be better

11/6/2008 4:27:58 PM

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"Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house"

Who issues ultimatums like this, especially when the game is on? Seriously, has anyone ever been told this before?

11/6/2008 4:37:03 PM

dude. these are all wrong.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/6/2008 10:27:26 PM