my beanie weenies hickory smoke can was only half-full

or half-empty

11/7/2008 7:11:41 PM

here is your pity post, amigo

11/7/2008 7:13:33 PM

I'll post in your thread but it will be a cold day in hell before I'd eat that shit, consider a half-empty can a gift.

11/7/2008 8:14:01 PM

probably wasn't pastuerized right then, happy shitting your guts out day


seriously though, you're cheap enough to buiy beanie weenies, and are bitching about that? you're out what, 48 cents?

11/7/2008 8:16:51 PM

never have I ever

had food poisoning

I think my digestive tract is resistant to food-borne toxins

11/7/2008 8:19:05 PM

its from years of eating ramen noodles and papa johns

11/7/2008 8:31:17 PM

them shits sold like hot cakes at the grocery store i worked at

11/7/2008 8:46:27 PM