I heard a noise downstairs around six-thirty and had philihp go check it out because he's a man.

There was a drunk guy in an NCSU gym outfit using our bathroom and trying to move furniture off the couch (we're replacing the floors so stuff is disheveled). So Phil asks him to leave and he's so trashed on God knows what he didn't know what was going on.

We had to call the cops to get him to leave.

He also shat himself.

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11/8/2008 7:03:25 AM

nice

11/8/2008 7:05:04 AM

pics or it didnt happen

11/8/2008 7:09:17 AM

Fucking weirdo left shit stains

11/8/2008 7:13:13 AM

should have pepper sprayed him

11/8/2008 7:14:51 AM

I always think I here something downstairs and make Phil go check it, and unfortunately the satisfaction of being right is greatly outweighed by the fact a guy was actually downstairs shitting himself. I'd rather be wrong :\

11/8/2008 7:31:20 AM

you should have shot and killed him with a firearm.

11/8/2008 7:32:43 AM

i hope he didn't leave any corn

11/8/2008 7:32:49 AM

hey I am sorry about that, your house looks a lot like mine

11/8/2008 9:24:52 AM

umm do you lock your door?

11/8/2008 9:35:33 AM

^
SRSLY

11/8/2008 9:37:41 AM

if your boyfriend can't overpower a completely obliterated guy who is shitting on himself... well i'm just sorry

11/8/2008 9:58:46 AM

Holy crap! I'm so sorry darlin. That must have been scary.

11/8/2008 10:03:38 AM

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"should have pepper sprayed him."

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"you should have shot and killed him with a firearm."

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"i hope he didn't leave any corn "

EXACTLY SON.

11/8/2008 11:13:00 AM

This has actually happened to me before. (minus the pants shitting part)

My neighbors have stumbled in here before drunker than shit. They did not shit themself though and went to the right house once it was pointed out to them.

11/8/2008 11:36:51 AM

always keep your blow gun close by

11/8/2008 11:41:27 AM

AHAHA

11/8/2008 11:42:14 AM

SORRY, MY BAD- NEXT TIME I'LL WIPE, K?

11/8/2008 11:43:04 AM

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"umm do you lock your door?"

11/8/2008 11:44:21 AM

That is pretty crazy. But yeah, this isn't Mayberry -- lock your doors.

11/8/2008 11:50:17 AM

Was this 6:30 am or pm?

[Edited on November 8, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : wat]

11/8/2008 11:50:44 AM

Morning. Poor guy was probably trying to get out of the rain.

Still IT WAS CREEPY

11/8/2008 11:55:25 AM

well i guess you didnt have to beat the shit out of him

11/8/2008 12:08:36 PM

yeah, going to have to start locking the doors.

i could tell pretty instantly that he was either a drunk or a serial killer.

it was kinda funny, the cops were like "ugh, he shit himself." then they were arguing about who was going to get to cuff him.

11/8/2008 4:05:49 PM

11/8/2008 4:53:08 PM

^haha

11/8/2008 4:54:53 PM

Shitting yourself in front of people has got to be like the most humiliating thing ever.

11/8/2008 4:56:35 PM

Time to buy a new couch!!!!!!!!!!!

11/8/2008 5:49:06 PM

fuck yo' couch




(maybe)

11/8/2008 5:52:34 PM

So I'm still pretty shaken from earlier today. I have a permit and everything to buy a handgun (or a shotgun or whatever). Suggest me a self-defense weapon.

11/8/2008 8:10:23 PM

you don't need a permit for a shotgun

just go to walmart

11/8/2008 8:11:52 PM

.50 cal sniper rifle.

The best defense is a good offense.

11/8/2008 8:12:13 PM

i was going to ask if it was Str8BacardiL

11/8/2008 8:14:35 PM

^^hahaha

You could go to that gun shop off Tryon, my friend went there and they suggested a good gun for his needs.

11/8/2008 8:19:44 PM

I mean killing this guy b/c he was belligerently drunk and you left your door unlocked doesn't seem like an acceptable plan...

side note: are ya'll in Hunters Creek?

11/8/2008 8:21:53 PM

I would have blasted his ass. locked my door

[Edited on November 8, 2008 at 8:22 PM. Reason : ]

11/8/2008 8:22:06 PM

^what he said

11/8/2008 8:31:51 PM

This is more of an argument for locking your door than anything, but I think that it would be safer/SANER to have a non-lethal method of self defense.

*always wanted to shoot the crap out of someone with rubber bullets*

11/8/2008 8:34:42 PM

You never know.

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""Two home-invasion suspects were unceremoniously shot to death lastnight in Tucson by a University of Arizona student. At least on of the (deceased) suspects was armed with a pistol. The 23-year-old college student was home alone when there was a knock on his door, a half hour after midnight. Owing to the late hour, he armed himself with a pistol before answering. A man at the door asked to see someone the student had never heard of. A second man suddenly appeared, with a ski-mask over his face and a pistol in his hand. The two suspects then burst into the home knocking the student off his feet. The student, a former Marine, called police several minutes later to report a shooting. Police arrived shortly thereafter, to discover the two suspects, both DRT, inside the student's home. Local police investigating the incident say no charges are being contemplated against the student, as the shooting appears to have been justified by the circumstances. A neighbor commented, 'It's really the scariest thing... I don't know what I would've done if those two guys tried to break into my house.'" Comment: You would have died, Nimrod! You would have been murdered hideously, as many other VBCs are, every day. You would have been just another " good-little-victim" that keep politicians and newspapers alike busy. This young Marine was prepared! More to the point, he didn't hesitate to do what had to be done. He is an Operator, alive and well due to his own personal courage!"

11/8/2008 8:41:42 PM

How about a baseball bat? I perfer the shotgun myself even if you load it with birdshot. Hard to miss with the shotgun.

11/8/2008 8:46:04 PM

meh, a birdshot won't do shit if they're all pcp'd up

11/8/2008 8:46:45 PM

Baseball bat isn't a sure thing. Your hit could not take the guy out, or (like my dad says) you could lose it and the assailant could use it against you.

11/8/2008 8:49:24 PM

I own a shotgun, I murdered the hell out of some Clay Pigeon's today...

but I see no reason to have brought a gun into this scenario. The dude was drunk and disorientated and probably belligerent. BUT WHY THE HELL DID HE GET INTO THE HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

also that story ^^^ how the hell do you break down a door? have you ever TRIED to kick in a front door?

11/8/2008 8:50:02 PM

He didn't kick in the front door. The door was open cause the Marine was talking to the first guy, and then the assailants forced their way in and knocked him over in the process.

11/8/2008 8:51:46 PM

ah... speed reading FTL

11/8/2008 8:52:22 PM

that story is some pro gun bullshit.


coming from someone who has absolutely no problem with the 2nd amendment

11/8/2008 8:52:49 PM

Its pretty much THE reason for having a home defense weapon. What else are you defending against, errant deer?

11/8/2008 8:53:38 PM

I think some people are ENTIRELY too trigger happy.

11/8/2008 8:57:25 PM

Yes. Anyone who has taken a self defense class knows that even a gun is more likely to be turned on the owner than used successfully as defense.

11/8/2008 8:58:27 PM

i have crosbows set to motion detectors.


set em up

[Edited on November 8, 2008 at 9:14 PM. Reason : set them up]

11/8/2008 9:12:43 PM