Quote :

"White people in a movie theater, NEVER TURN BACK! You're saying "Shut up darkie, slavery was right!""

This guy is funny.

11/8/2008 9:07:01 PM

lol, wut?

11/8/2008 9:08:46 PM

sigh... no.... no.

11/8/2008 9:08:54 PM

CONTEXT MOTHERFUCKER

11/8/2008 9:09:23 PM

Yeah, its missing some context, but you should check him out.

Quote :

"Midgets have a hard time, they live in a tall world! They smell farts all day!"

[Edited on November 8, 2008 at 9:12 PM. Reason : lkj]

11/8/2008 9:10:23 PM

Ralphie May is very funny. I was watching one of his other specials a few nights ago. I am ready for his new one, Austin-tacious.

11/8/2008 9:15:49 PM

yeeeeah, based on the two excerpts so far, I think I'll continue not watching him

11/8/2008 9:15:57 PM

is he that really fat dude?

the white bruce bruce?

11/8/2008 9:16:23 PM

he's fat. maybe like 3 or 4 rosies.

11/8/2008 9:17:14 PM

Yes. He's very large. He has had gastric bypass and lost around 100 pounds, but he is still just at 400 pounds.

11/8/2008 9:19:42 PM

he is not, however, in charge

11/8/2008 9:20:29 PM

Yeah, I'm definitely waiting for the Austin-tacious or w/e.

Sorry if you can't handle the humor

11/8/2008 9:20:33 PM

it's a well-established fact that fat comics are generally funnier

11/8/2008 9:20:44 PM

he looks like a brown haired version of bloated Bender from the futurama what if episode

11/8/2008 9:22:27 PM

Quote :

"the white bruce bruce"

11/8/2008 9:31:43 PM

the white who?

11/8/2008 9:32:43 PM

props for making fun of dane cook, although he could have been meaner

11/8/2008 9:34:12 PM

11/8/2008 9:35:01 PM

those two are keeping cotton prices high by themselves

11/8/2008 9:35:41 PM

Ralphie May once required 2x the cotton. At his heaviest he was twice what he is now.

11/8/2008 9:51:29 PM

oh chin

11/8/2008 10:19:28 PM

i dont know if he still dates her but when he was on that show to loose his fat...his gf was hotttttt

11/8/2008 10:19:49 PM

BRUCE BRUCE

11/8/2008 10:20:27 PM

yeah, he was up a 800, i think he married that girl, but i'm not sure

11/8/2008 10:22:09 PM

yea they got married, had a kid, named the kid April June May or some shit like that.

11/8/2008 10:42:13 PM

Special's on comedy central, just started 5 minutes ago

11/9/2008 11:05:48 PM

he's spilling over onto adjacent channels as well.

11/9/2008 11:10:20 PM

Wow Ralphie May is hliarious and those of the two quotes you choose from his standup?

Not a good selection in my opinion.

Saw him at C Goodnight's and I literally laughed so hard I physically cried.

11/9/2008 11:46:02 PM

I chose those two because he had just said them. I don't know most of his material.

11/9/2008 11:47:01 PM