I went to Charlotte (Harrisburg actually but nobody knows where that is) this weekend to visit the family. The Rents go to be and my buddy and I head downtown to meet some friends of his. We park and start walking to the club. About a block away this crippled guy sporting a mullet and a tux comes rolling out of an alley in his wheelchair and says "Who the fuck do you think you are!?" and I said " Take it easy buddy." He goes "I'll kill you bitch" I had had enough. This guy was serious so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 11:48 AM. Reason : d]

11/10/2008 11:46:39 AM

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11/10/2008 11:47:25 AM

I was expecting a picture.

11/10/2008 11:47:50 AM

you have to type out more than that so we don't see the Bel-Air part right away

11/10/2008 11:48:10 AM

11/10/2008 11:48:21 AM

I lol'd at the mental image.

11/10/2008 11:51:12 AM

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11/10/2008 11:54:06 AM

Saw it coming the second I realized you were telling a story.

11/10/2008 11:57:53 AM

everyone sees it coming

11/10/2008 12:01:57 PM

I KNOW WHERE HARRISBURG IS


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11/10/2008 12:45:49 PM

well considering you have been to my house I would hope so

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 1:00 PM. Reason : and you used to live there]

11/10/2008 12:54:11 PM