Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's
private plane.

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people... Read More very happy.

Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their asses out
of the window and make 56 million people very happy!"

11/10/2008 9:18:11 PM

FIRST

11/10/2008 9:18:54 PM

10/10

11/10/2008 9:18:55 PM

they don't make $1000 bills anymore

11/10/2008 9:19:11 PM

in this joke they do

11/10/2008 9:19:33 PM

11/10/2008 9:19:44 PM

10/10

11/10/2008 9:19:48 PM

10/10

11/10/2008 9:20:46 PM

I chuckled

11/10/2008 9:20:50 PM

yeah, but what about all the people that the pilot would make sad by tossing them

11/10/2008 9:21:18 PM

Racist

11/10/2008 9:21:22 PM

I was hoping for pennies of death

11/10/2008 9:22:42 PM

I have noticed an extreme hatred for Obama from the tke's on this board....is in a race thing?

11/10/2008 9:23:20 PM

nope, common sense

11/10/2008 9:24:02 PM

HILARIOUS

11/10/2008 9:24:24 PM

^,^^

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : ^^]

11/10/2008 9:24:25 PM

But he would also make 66 million more people very unhappy.

11/10/2008 9:24:27 PM

and alot more ppl richer

11/10/2008 9:24:53 PM

some Tekes, but not all


<------ drank the Kool-Aid

11/10/2008 9:25:00 PM

haha

^ 10/10

11/10/2008 9:25:28 PM

i think heard that before but last time it had the bush's names inserted instead

11/10/2008 9:41:40 PM

some people may not like obama but like oprah. and vice-versa.

bad joke. doesn't make sense.

11/10/2008 9:44:29 PM

OMFG AN OBAMA JOKE? RACIST

11/10/2008 9:45:36 PM

heh, some guy we were sitting next to at kanki told us this joke sunday. i lol'd.

11/10/2008 9:55:19 PM

This would of been a better if based on the results in 2000.

11/10/2008 9:57:44 PM

Quote :

"i think heard that before but last time it had the bush/clinton/bush/reagan's names inserted instead"

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : ...]

11/10/2008 10:00:20 PM

10/10

11/10/2008 10:04:29 PM

__________, ___________, and ___________ (three people who aren't universally popular) were in an airplane

the first person said, "I could ____________ and make people happy."

the second person said, "I could _______________ and make people happy."

the third person said, "I could _______________ and make people happy."

the pilot said, "I could throw all of them out of the airplane and make (number of) people happy."

Quote :

"OLDEST JOKE EVER (since the invention of airplanes)"

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason : ]

11/10/2008 10:24:23 PM

works especially well with Earth, Wind and Fire

11/10/2008 10:29:46 PM

OOOH MADLIBS

Quote :

"Derek Jeter, Janet Reno, and Pol Pot (three people who aren't universally popular) were in an airplane the first person said, "I could quit baseball forever and make people happy." the second person said, "I could admit that I'm really a man and make people happy." the third person said, "I could slaughter 1.7 million people and make people myself happy." the pilot said, "I could throw all of them out of the airplane and make (number of)millions of people happy." "

11/10/2008 10:38:27 PM

made me smile. would read again.

11/10/2008 10:38:43 PM

Quote :

"Read More"

my personal favorite part of the joke

11/10/2008 11:23:03 PM

lol

11/10/2008 11:23:58 PM