POST 'EM!!

Redneck Bob MOVED INTO AN APARTMENT IN CARY TWO YEARS AGO. ON HIS FIRST DAY THERE, HE NOTICED AN AWFUL SMELL THAT DRIFTED EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE. TURNS OUT, SOMEONE HAD TAKEN A SHIT IN HIS BATHROOM AND NEVER FLUSH IT. THAT FUCKER LOUNGED HIS TOLIET BOWL FOR WEEKS (MONTHS?) LIKE SOMKINDA TURD STEW.

THE SMELL NEVER WENT AWAY.
YOU COULD TASTE IT IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FOOD!!

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 9:41 PM. Reason : TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!! ]

11/11/2008 9:36:15 PM

I took a poop today

11/11/2008 9:38:49 PM

When I was in Owen freshman year somebody took a shit the size of a baby in a toilet in the men's room. I was the first to stumble upon it. I was simply in awe, it was huge (the sort of thing that could end a lesser man's life while pooping). I left the door to the stall open and didn't flush it. Shortly thereafter, numerous people came to the door and running up and down the hall exclaiming about the gigantic poop in the toilet and trying to get people to come see it.

True story.

I think the janitor flushed it later on.

11/11/2008 9:40:13 PM

dorm toilets are uncloggable

11/11/2008 9:41:11 PM

^bullshit. i have unclogged several.

11/11/2008 9:42:23 PM

THE FLUSH HITS SO HARD ON AN INDUSTRIAL DORM TOILET THAT YOU CAN'T CLOG 'EM. ANYTHING THAT WOULD CLOG IT IS THROWN OUT BY THE INTENSE FLUSHING ACTION.

11/11/2008 9:42:26 PM

our Carroll Hall toilet was a beast

you could flush a baguette down that shit

11/11/2008 9:43:33 PM

11/11/2008 9:45:05 PM

When I lived in a girls dorm someone laid a dump the size and shape of a football. It wouldn't flush, everytime we tried it would just rumble around the toilet and get angrier. It stayed there for a week before it finally disappeared. I still think they had to use the jaws of life to get that thing out. FTR, I'm pretty sure it was some chick's boyfriend that made that dump.

11/11/2008 9:47:09 PM

also, they are in the process of replacing all the toilets in the tri-towers with low-flow toilets, so they'll probably clog even more now

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 9:47 PM. Reason : eventually all of ncsu housing will have them]

11/11/2008 9:47:12 PM

Someone took a shit in the sink at my high school

I've seen shit stacked literally up to a seat in a porta-john before and i pissed in it haha

11/11/2008 9:47:22 PM

i had a story full of lawl, but i dare not tell it

11/11/2008 9:49:18 PM

Quote :

"dorm toilets are uncloggable"

It wasn't clogged. The dude took a shit and left it there. It was rather apparent that this was the case.

I left it there, as he did, and as many after and possibly before me did.

We respected the poop.

11/11/2008 9:51:09 PM

the poop was the king of his toilet

11/11/2008 9:52:21 PM

it was a statement that i made

11/11/2008 9:52:43 PM