THERE ARE BIGOTS IN NORTH CAROLINA, AND, MORE SPECIFICALLY, AT NORTH CAROLINA STATE UNIVERSITY

STOP THE GODDAMNED PRESSES

ALERT THE PROPER CIVIL LIBERTY GUARDIANS

LOAD UP THE WHAMBULANCES

GIVE JESSE JACKSON A MICROPHONE

11/12/2008 8:19:31 PM

thank you.

11/12/2008 8:20:01 PM

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH

11/12/2008 8:20:16 PM

Jesse Jackson is unemployed now that da black man is keeping us down

11/12/2008 8:20:19 PM

uh no, that would actually result in Jesse Jackson getting a promotion

11/12/2008 8:20:52 PM

AND I'VE JUST GOTTEN WORD FROM OUR FIELD CORRESPONDENT THAT WATER IS WET

I'LL HAVE MORE DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE

11/12/2008 8:21:55 PM

OH MY GOD...WILLEMJOEL JUST BLEW MY MIND...ALMOST LIKE JOIE SAYING EVERYONE BECAME A PUNDIT ON ELECTION DAY ON HER STATUS

11/12/2008 8:23:01 PM

WHO CARES IF IT'S WET. OTHER THINGS ARE WET AND THEY AREN'T WATER. YOUR REASONING IS FLAWED!!!!!

11/12/2008 8:23:32 PM

aha

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:24 PM. Reason : dnl-joie-dnl sammich]

11/12/2008 8:23:49 PM

11/12/2008 8:24:08 PM

I think Joie just talked about her own vagina, WE ALL WIN!

11/12/2008 8:24:51 PM

An interesting point.

11/12/2008 8:25:19 PM

^^i love your user name

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:25 PM. Reason : ^haaay]

11/12/2008 8:25:26 PM

WHAT'S THAT, TODD?

OH MY. . .I'M SLOWLY GETTING AN UPDATE ON THE CULPRITS. . .

PLEASE STAY WITH US FOR JUST A MOMENT. . .

YES, I AM NOW GETTING WORD THAT 4 CAUCASIAN MALES ARE NOW BEING EXPELLED FROM AN INSTITUTE OF HIGHER LEARNING FOR BEING IGNORANT AND ACTING ON SUCH WITH SPRAYPAINT

11/12/2008 8:25:31 PM

11/12/2008 8:32:03 PM

I, err, A!

Haaaaaaay

11/12/2008 8:33:39 PM

Nogger (n) - Someone who steals your egg nog.

11/12/2008 8:34:59 PM

Quote :

"uh no, that would actually result in Jesse Jackson getting a promotion"

NO, you see... Now that the black man is in charge and has succeeded in the "white man's world" he can't blame everything on whitey anymore. Black folks have to open their eyes and see they can succeed if they get off their asses and try instead of blaming all their failures on whitey.

11/12/2008 8:35:52 PM

I think it's funny that filling in a certain letter also spells BINGO under stan's dad

11/12/2008 8:36:59 PM

Quote :

"Jesse Jackson is unemployed now that da black man is keeping us down"

This may be quote of the year material.

11/12/2008 9:12:53 PM

I GOT A CAPS LOCK TOO MOTHERFUCKER

NO PUNCTUATION DRIVES THE POINT HOME, MAKING THE READER FEEL ONE MORE STEP OF DISCONNECTION

MY IDEAS ARE NEW, INFORMATIVE, CREATIVE, THOUGHT PROVOKING, NOT GAY, AND WORTHY OF POSTING ON THE INTERNET FOR SOMEONE TO READ

MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS NOW BROKEN, SO YOU'RE STUCK WITH THIS BULLSHIT

I NOW REALIZE THAT TYPING LIKE THIS MAKES SAABTURBO FEEL TALLER. I TOO, FEEL TALKER INTERNET YELLING BUDDY.

ADAM SANDWICH

FDR KELLY


MYTHBUSTERS SHOULD DO A SHOW ABOUT JESUS

BLACK IS THE NEW THURSDAY.

TERMINATOR: THE SARAH PALIN CHRONICLES





[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM. Reason : ONE LESS N]

11/12/2008 9:14:19 PM

Oh lawd.

11/12/2008 10:29:14 PM