I'm a really modest person

The best I can think of is to snag some sheets from the hotel and be modest that way.
Barring all else, I'll do some haute Trash Bag Fashion

Other suggestions?

11/13/2008 12:51:26 PM

please. for my sake, don't go

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/13/2008 12:51:48 PM

cheap trash can

aluminium foil

11/13/2008 12:53:14 PM

i saw someone wear a twister mat once

11/13/2008 12:53:59 PM

duct tape

11/13/2008 1:01:39 PM

Oh yeah

I gotta doll up my man, too

Maybe he can wear the trash bags.

11/13/2008 1:02:59 PM

I'm guessing there is enough cat hair on your couches, bed, car seats, etc. that you could just collect it with a lint brush and make a fur coat to wear to the party.

11/13/2008 1:10:53 PM

boxes! aluminum foil!

This is such a cool idea

11/13/2008 1:13:49 PM

yeah, if it's not obvious, they're not at home/in town. so, lols but no lols at the cat hair joke.

11/13/2008 1:14:47 PM

this sounds like a fun idea

11/13/2008 1:17:28 PM

I wore a cape and skirt made of that industrial cling wrap stuff into food lion a few weekends ago. Obviously you need something under it, but it's good for accessories.

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : I am only slightly crazy; friends were moving and we had to find our own entertainment ]

11/13/2008 1:26:58 PM

a barrel

11/13/2008 1:31:14 PM

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE4AC4QA20081113?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

11/13/2008 1:33:29 PM

trash bags are too hot and dont breathe

11/13/2008 1:45:28 PM

I went to one of these before wearing a speedo, a stuffed bear, and a rain coat.

Some interesting get-ups were:
Orange construction fence
A traffic barrel
Frissbees + ducktape
deck of cards + fish net
colored saran wrap
news paper
potato chip bags
packaging foam
playboys cut out
big shopping bags
a kite
trash bags

A note about trash bags though, you will be very hot while wearing it.

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 1:46 PM. Reason : ^Yea]

11/13/2008 1:45:39 PM

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"trash bags are too hot and dont breathe "

I know. I've worn them before. At least it's cold. I could poke ventilation holes all in it.

But I can't think of anything better. To reiterate: we aren't at home. Also, apparently, everyone else has known about this party for quite some time. I just found out about it yesterday

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"deck of cards + fish net"

I like that

11/13/2008 1:50:36 PM

I was thinking this was going to be a nekkid party.

11/13/2008 2:22:29 PM

you should make that shower costume that Mr. Miagi made for Daniel in Karate Kid.

11/13/2008 2:23:14 PM

I've seen some really amazing saran wrap outfits. with the colored saran wrap so you can't see through it so easy.

11/13/2008 2:23:34 PM

i like this idea

11/13/2008 2:57:58 PM

these parties either go really good or really bad

11/13/2008 3:03:12 PM

this sounds so fun!!!

11/13/2008 4:27:49 PM

where is it?

11/13/2008 4:31:53 PM

i would want to wear tinsel

or maybe those stringed popcorn things you put on christmas trees

or rope/yarn/shoelaces

if i was a supermodel, i'd wear paint

it would be really gross to wear hair

11/13/2008 4:33:11 PM

Paint? As in paint and no underwear? Cause that's awesome.

11/13/2008 4:37:00 PM

I went to one and I cut open two basketballs and made sort of a loin cloth type thing out of them

I kinda underestimated the material and my balls flopped out a few times, but no one seemed to mind

11/13/2008 4:39:05 PM

^^ haha yes. that is why i said IF i was a supermodel. or if i had more self confidence in general (i'm assuming if i was a super model, i wouldn't give a shit)

^ lol

11/13/2008 4:40:04 PM

Is this common? It sounds like it would be fun, but I think I know like 2 people who would actually be willing to do it and that would not be a very fun party.

11/13/2008 4:40:59 PM

you could flatten out a bunch of cereal or cracker boxes and fashion them together with duct tape.

11/13/2008 4:43:08 PM

Its basically another excuse for girls to dress really scantily other than halloween and not get judged for it

And for the dudes, its basically about looking at the girls and trying to match up your costume with them like the guys in the captain morgan commercial

11/13/2008 4:43:17 PM

i cut holes in a car seat cover and wore it last year

...including a large hole over the crotchal region

11/13/2008 4:51:36 PM

GREEN MAN

11/13/2008 4:54:07 PM

/thread

11/13/2008 4:57:09 PM

i went to halloween as a bag of jelly beans. two trash bags and water balloons blown up w/ a jelly belly symbol on the front. or you could make a cupcake costume...http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/homemade-halloween-costume.html#c9

11/13/2008 5:29:52 PM

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 5:36 PM. Reason : epic fail on the picture posting]

11/13/2008 5:35:58 PM

tape a few cases from beer up and make clothes from them

11/13/2008 6:01:29 PM

I'm with walls, please don't let this beached whale go out in public with anything BUT clothes

11/13/2008 6:02:44 PM

could she even fit in a sheet?

11/13/2008 6:27:20 PM

SHEETS COME IN A LOT OF SIZES SON.

11/13/2008 6:29:19 PM

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"these parties either go really good or really bad "

You know, I'd say it went really well, but I Was among brethren.

Quote :

"where is it?"

Lowell, MA

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"would want to wear tinsel or maybe those stringed popcorn things you put on christmas trees"

Tried, but was in a hurry.
I'll friend you on facebook so you can see some pics when I upload them \

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"I went to one and I cut open two basketballs and made sort of a loin cloth type thing out of them"

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"you could flatten out a bunch of cereal or cracker boxes and fashion them together with duct tape."

I saw some great shit there. Dudes wearing nothing but a basket at the crotch, girls wrapped in caution tape, and skirts on dudes made of beer boxes, and a dude I <3 stuck his wang in a TP tube, duct taped that, and and his balls, and it was oh so fun tonight.

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"could she even fit in a sheet?"

Word on the street is that you could feed all of ethiopia for a couple years, so shove it and go pick some jam out of your rolls and STFU.
Of course, if word on the street is inaccurate, I apologize a little more than halfheartedly, but I seem to recall a garage post along the lines of 'yeah, being fat kills your mileage. I'd know'. Choke on a cock, you anonymous internet sheepfucker.

11/14/2008 3:23:21 AM

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"Word on the street is that you could feed all of ethiopia for a couple years, so shove it and go pick some jam out of your rolls and STFU. Of course, if word on the street is inaccurate, I apologize a little more than halfheartedly, but I seem to recall a garage post along the lines of 'yeah, being fat kills your mileage. I'd know'. Choke on a cock, you anonymous internet sheepfucker."

haha that is classic. i really laughed hard at the sheepfucker part. you must be dildo deep up in that fattie to be getting so pissed. i am not a skinny bitch but i am neither a tub of lard so talk all the shit you want. its the beauty of the interweb

11/14/2008 7:21:32 AM

I didn't get a picture of the best female get-up, which was basically a sheath dress out of CAUTION tape

These are some of my favorite costumes



Dude 2nd from left: made a skirt out of bud light boxes and duct tape

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : holy crap I don't remember making that post ]

11/19/2008 12:17:47 AM

why are the logos censored?

11/19/2008 12:42:23 AM

Needs moar boobs.

11/19/2008 12:42:59 AM

prob. something to do with the picture posted in show your face thread.... you may want to take that one down and block those letters out.

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:46 AM. Reason : sorry not posting the pic you can search for it. ]

11/19/2008 12:44:45 AM

seriously...looks like a damn typical sausage party

11/19/2008 12:46:32 AM

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"seriously...looks like a damn typical sausage party"

About the time of that picture, I made a comment to Z about how it felt just like a party back here

It was indeed a sausage party.

11/19/2008 12:47:39 AM

11/19/2008 3:31:46 AM