i also used to be able to bench press 490lbs, but this, I think, is my most impressive deed to date

11/15/2008 12:16:37 AM

i bite my toenails sometimes...obviously dont tell anyone or do it in public etc

11/15/2008 12:17:09 AM

Damn. I thought I was badass at 65.

11/15/2008 12:17:21 AM

k

11/15/2008 12:17:27 AM

i also have a really pronounced "hitch hiker's" thumb (i can bend it back almost completely at the first knuckle) and when I press really hard it will pop out into the regular bent position and it does it so fast i t can hurt people

11/15/2008 12:20:37 AM

so did you really use to be able to bench press that much?

or is this one of those "i say i can bench 490 but really only benched 300" type of things?

11/15/2008 12:21:35 AM

nope no lying no way i could do it now that I lost all that weight.

it was sweet too. i only lifted in the old shitty weight room at carmicheal, all the pretty boys would go to the blue padded room and brag about how much they could push up on that incline leg press. (you know, the one on frictionless bearings)
plus ive never liked to show off. but i gotta say its a pretty nice feeling grabbing bar and having it bend in your hands and when you're done, the whole room is so quiet you could hear a mouse fart

i think 400 would pin me like the undertaker now though

11/15/2008 12:45:45 AM

damn...i cant even fathom lifting that much

you ever do deadlifts?

11/15/2008 12:46:54 AM

is this supposed to be difficult ? I'm really not a very flexible person but i can manage this

11/15/2008 12:48:52 AM

i can't even touch my toes, let alone chew on them. not that i'd want to anyway.

11/15/2008 12:49:28 AM

how can yall not bring your foot to your mouth...i'm pretty sure you dont even have to be flexible to do that

11/15/2008 12:50:10 AM

too much dick and/or balls.

11/15/2008 12:52:25 AM

nah man i'm pretty sure you have issues


if you sit "indian style" and bring your foot to your mouth it should not be hard

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 12:53 AM. Reason : hold up i'll take a pic]

11/15/2008 12:53:01 AM

toe jam is not a favored condiment amongst tthe coool peeps

11/15/2008 12:54:20 AM

11/15/2008 12:55:39 AM

Quote :

"it was sweet too. i only lifted in the old shitty weight room at carmicheal,"

Was my favorite room. I loved that beat up power rack.

11/15/2008 12:56:12 AM

^^^ lollloolololoolol

11/15/2008 12:56:53 AM

How can you not reach your toes?


Also, even w/ muscle soreness, I can easily get my foot to my mouth, but no way I'm putting it in my mouth.

11/15/2008 12:57:20 AM

haha, look at the stains and shit on that weasels clothes. Were you born in a barn or just raised in one, LOLOLOL

11/15/2008 12:57:49 AM

HAVE YOU NO OXYCLEAN OR BLEACH, SON?

11/15/2008 12:58:50 AM

ahahhaha...that yellow lettering you alias troll...says abercrombie and fitch....haha talk about the all time troll backfire

11/15/2008 12:59:46 AM

fuck your gay ass shirt, look at those socks........ewww

11/15/2008 1:00:37 AM

lol i could explain the socks too actually

11/15/2008 1:01:09 AM

^No you still lose because you look like that, it's like a ferret had sex with a human and fetus survived (but was severely retarded)

11/15/2008 1:01:22 AM

i know my socks stay perfectly white and clean

11/15/2008 1:01:24 AM

i take my dog out in socks quite often.. ooohh welll

11/15/2008 1:02:00 AM

^^^haha take a picture of yourself posting...i bet thats a hoot

11/15/2008 1:02:22 AM

^^yep

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 1:02 AM. Reason : ^]

11/15/2008 1:02:34 AM

LOOK AT THEM GUNS BABBY

11/15/2008 2:11:00 AM