IN "TRENTE-SIX STRATAGÈMES CHINOIS" (IN FRENCH, ISBN 2-911858-06-9), MONKEYS WERE USED, IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SOUTHERN SONG DYNASTY, IN A BATTLE BETWEEN REBELS OF THE YANZHOU PROVINCE AND THE CHINESE IMPERIAL ARMY, LED BY ZHAO YU.

THE MONKEYS WERE USED AS LIVE INCENDIARY DEVICES. THE ANIMALS WERE CLOTHED IN STRAW, DIPPED IN OIL AND SET ON FIRE. THEY WERE SET LOOSE INTO THE ENEMY'S CAMP, THEREBY SETTING THE TENTS ON FIRE AND DRIVING THE WHOLE CAMP INTO CHAOS.

11/15/2008 6:14:24 PM

k

11/15/2008 6:14:46 PM

DO YOU NOT REALIZE THE GOD DAMNED SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS YOU METRO ASS BITCH SON?!

11/15/2008 6:17:55 PM

k

11/15/2008 6:33:53 PM

^ WELL YOU DON'T EVEN COUNT YOU GOD DAMNED PADDER.

11/15/2008 6:35:12 PM

k

11/15/2008 6:36:22 PM

FUCK YOU SON.

11/15/2008 6:41:51 PM

YOU FUCKING COCK BAGS.

I GIVE YOU FLAMING MONKEYS AND YOU GIVE ME "K."

IT'S NOT EVEN KETAMINE SON, IT'S JUST THE LETTER.

11/15/2008 7:06:59 PM

THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY SON.

I, FOR ONE, THANK YOU BRINGING THIS TO MY ATTENTION SON.

THAT'S LIKE THOSE BATS THEY USED SOMEWHERE IN ASIA TO SET SHIT ON FIRE SON. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE SPECIFICS SON. MAYBE I'LL LOOK IT UP WHEN I HAVE TIME SON.

11/15/2008 7:09:52 PM

INCENDIARY BATS, THEY DIDN'T USE THEM BECAUSE THE ATOMIC BOMB ENDED UP BEING A BETTER IDEA.

THEY HAD A BOMB WITH LITTLE CHAMBERS FOR THE BATS, THEY GOT DISPERSED WITH TIMED INCENDIARY DEVICES ON THEM. THEY'D "BURROW" IN THE BUILDINGS OF THE CITY/TOWN THEY WERE DROPPED ON AND THEN THE DEVICES WOULD GO OFF, BURNING DOWN THE CITY/TOWN.

11/15/2008 7:11:20 PM

OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT SON.

CRAZY SHIT SON. IT QUESTIONS YOUR MORALITY SON.

11/15/2008 7:14:04 PM

THE RUSSIANS HAD ANTI-TANK DOGS IN WWII SON. THINK ABOUT TRAINING A DOG TO RUN UP TO TANKS AND SET OFF A DEVICE OVER AND OVER. THE DOG NEVER REALIZES THAT IT'S LEARNING HOW TO BECOME A KAMIKAZE, BUT YOU DO SON.

IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP SON, THAT SHIT TRUSTS YOU AND YOU TRAIN IT TO KILL ITSELF SON. AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR BEST FRIEND.

11/15/2008 7:16:30 PM