...he would just stick the turkey baster in his ass and imitate a rooster because it's the only way I can become aroused. "That's what marriage is all about," I told him. He didn't seem to agree.

11/17/2008 5:43:46 PM

oh lawd

11/17/2008 5:45:00 PM

i put on my robe and wizard hat

11/17/2008 5:46:02 PM

11/17/2008 5:46:49 PM

11/17/2008 5:46:59 PM

i said, "i think i love you"
you said, "what's not to love?"
i thought about a kiss
but i wasn't quick enough
i guess while i was thinkin you were readin my mind
cause you wrapped your arms around me and you pressed your lips to mine
you sent my head a-spinnin just like a tilt-a-whirl
that's when i knew you were my kind of girl

11/17/2008 5:49:33 PM