Type'em as you sing 'em baby wrong lyrics and all don't posts some lyrics search engine crap up here!

Je m' baladais sur l' avenue Le coeur ouvert à l' inconnu J' avais envie de dire bonjour A n' importe qui
N' importe qui et ce fut toi Je t' ai dit n' importe quoi Il suffisait de te parler Pour t' apprivoiser Aux Champs-Elysées Aux Champs-Elysées Au soleil, sous la pluie A midi ou à minuit Il y a tout c' que vous voulez Aux Champs-Elysées Tu m' as dit : "Jai rendez-vous dans un sous-sol avec des fous qui vivent la guitare à la main du soir au matin" Alors je t' ai accompagnée On a chanté, on a dansé Et l' on a même pas pensé A s' embrasser Aux Champs-ElyséesAux Champs-Elysées Au soleil sous la pluie A midi ou à minuit Il y a tout c' que vous voulez Aux Champs-Elysées

-Nofx "Champs-Elysées"

11/21/2008 10:31:47 AM

I DONT GET IT

11/21/2008 10:33:37 AM

wat

11/21/2008 10:33:53 AM

good times, standin in a chow line, good times, sommmmethin sumthin sumthin, good times!

11/21/2008 10:35:50 AM

^ haha, good ol' Chappelle

11/21/2008 10:46:44 AM

It's everything that I can do right now
To not think about you moving further off with every passing second
And every night of this lonely summertime
I feel you missing from my heart, a part was kidnapped from my soul

Well I can hardly wait until I get the sun and your lips both pressing on my skin
Well I can hardly wait until I feel that thrill my heart that starts inside your eyes
And a song in my head that burns so good on my tongue
Yes I will, yeah, yeah
Yes I will

The night is aging as the sun warms your face
Won't you turn around and stay for good, the air is getting much too cold
I am nervous and anxious, it really counts this time
And you know all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines

Well I can hardly wait until I get the sun and your lips both pressing on my skin
Well I can hardly wait until I feel that thrill my heart that starts inside your eyes
And a song in my head that burns so good on my tongue
Yes I will, yeah, yeah
Yes I will, yeah, yeah
Yes I will

Someday I'll burn this bed
Only two feet wide, but where I'll hide for the next 17 days
I will ask myself, "How badly do I want this?"
I really want this
Well I can hardly wait until I get the sun and your lips both pressing on my skin
Well I can hardly wait until I feel that thrill my heart that starts inside your eyes
And a song in my head that burns so good on my tongue
Yes I will, yeah, yeah
Yes I will, yeah, yeah
Yes I will

11/21/2008 1:06:45 PM

i'll play.


I like a girl who eats and brings it up
a sassy little frassy with bulimia
her best friend's a plastic surgeon
and when her Beamer's in the shop she rolls the Benz

11/21/2008 2:47:49 PM

i was raised underneath the shade of a Georgia pine
and that's home you know
sweet tea, pecan pie, and homemade wine
where the peaches grow

11/21/2008 3:00:41 PM

buck wild to all my niggas who dont care

floss like a bunch of young black milly-yun-nares

11/21/2008 3:01:38 PM

Floss a little, invest up in a mutual fund

11/21/2008 3:24:04 PM

I got to get the beat of double vision in my head to sing it incorrectly. What are the damn words to that song?

11/21/2008 3:25:32 PM

say a little prayer for meeeeeee
foreva and evaaa you'll stay in my heart
and i will always beeee something stupid

11/21/2008 4:00:28 PM

my dick parts the seas
your dick farts and queefs
my dick, rumble in the jungle
your dick got touched by your uncle

11/22/2008 10:23:58 PM

wat

11/22/2008 10:24:23 PM

i call it like i hear it.

11/22/2008 10:25:07 PM

11/22/2008 10:26:24 PM

i'm a reasonable man get off my case

11/22/2008 10:38:49 PM

i said i'd leave a light on
just in case you wanted to come back home
you smiled and said you'd appreciate the gesture
well i took your every word to heart
cause i can't stand us being apart
and just to show how much i really miss you
every light in the house is on
the backyard's bright as the crack of dawn
front walk looks like runway lights
it's kinda like noon in the dead of night

11/22/2008 11:59:05 PM

obviously some people in here have not heard "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon.

hahah

11/23/2008 12:00:57 AM

Roffle nice job d7

11/23/2008 1:09:20 PM

^^lol, i've heard it before

I was posting 'wat' to the thread premise

11/23/2008 1:13:49 PM

I wanna see the constitution burn
Wanna watch the white house overturn
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed fucking red

I wanna tar and lynch the KKK
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA
I wanna pay the lobbyists to kill themselves
I wanna dose the DEA
I wanna join the CIA (not really)

It just seems so fucking easy to make this
Country a better place to live.
Illegalize lobbying
Jail murderers and extortionists
Legalize drugs and prostitution
Free salesmen and saleswomen

Murder the government, Murder the government
Murder the government, And then do it again yeah
Murder the government, Murder the government
Murder the government, and then
Murder the government

11/24/2008 11:23:11 AM

^ love the lyrics to that song.

especially the NRA part.

11/24/2008 11:24:33 AM

<- likes guns

hence i don't sing illegalize guns

i'll agree that the nra probably isn't the best lobbying group.

11/24/2008 11:26:13 AM

i just think it's witty.

i like guns too

[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 11:26 AM. Reason : jfj]

11/24/2008 11:26:48 AM

inverse karaoke?


like 1 over karaoke?

11/24/2008 11:26:49 AM

you type the words out as you listen to the band sing them... rather than sing the words they typed out for you


see?? get it ?

11/24/2008 11:33:55 AM

No shit. I don't have down syndrome so I could ascertain that from the posts.


I was making a math joke.

11/24/2008 11:42:11 AM

the roll of condescending douche played by foo1 to perfect execution

11/24/2008 11:49:41 AM

forget the time i said i would
replace it with i never will
beyond the facts held in your face
ignore the facts beyond your nose
say that it's too late
what a man's got he'll learn to hate

11/24/2008 11:53:34 AM

When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

She's running out the door
She's running out
She run run run run...
run...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't belong here...

11/26/2008 1:03:10 PM

i just realized i left my favorite hat in the club last night
which is tickin' me right off 'cause i've
had that cap since i was real, real small
then find out just right now
that my main squeeze went through my phone.... oooo
so i guess i'm single now
imagine that

12/26/2008 12:11:58 AM

you change your mind like your girl changes clothes
you pms like a girl I should know

12/26/2008 12:14:54 AM