which I don't remember...but according to texts, phone calls, and PMs I must have come home shortly afterwards....


i also sent a 'Do me' text...


but i woke up in my bed....alone...like a good little girl


thanks NCSUGirl83....I know I put you through some shit....at least I think I did

and thanks to everybody that came out....


it was a great birthday....right up until it went bad

11/26/2008 6:24:50 AM

lol

11/26/2008 6:26:42 AM

my God i feel terrible

i wonder if they'll renew my license today since I smell like a brewery



i also managed to entirely fuck up my phone....i changed all the options and couldn't figure out how to operate it this morning


[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 6:38 AM. Reason : sasdkljf]

11/26/2008 6:31:12 AM

haha. it was more of a leaning over on the bar stool and then splat. And I don't see how you managed to change anything, you could barely open it.

11/26/2008 6:34:25 AM

i was probably trying to call my mom or something really stupid like that and managed to fuck up the whole thing



who knows why i do what i do when i'm that f'd up

11/26/2008 6:37:27 AM

lol, can't ever say I've had a birthday like that. Hike nights on the other hand...

11/26/2008 6:38:02 AM

falling down at least once is pretty standard for my birthdays


at least it has been for the past 3 years

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 6:39 AM. Reason : sdf]

11/26/2008 6:38:54 AM

if the party was that great, why are you up at 6.30?

11/26/2008 6:41:46 AM

because i was passed out cold by midnight

11/26/2008 6:42:14 AM

nice

11/26/2008 6:44:19 AM

i'm a loser


but that's ok



haha

11/26/2008 6:45:00 AM

more like she fell down ON the bar... AMIRITE?

prolly not

11/26/2008 6:58:07 AM

I too fell down last night.....


stupid taquilla shots

11/26/2008 6:59:02 AM

^^i don't really know myself


i wasn't there for it

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 6:59 AM. Reason : ^ok...i don't feel so bad now ]

11/26/2008 6:59:17 AM

hahah yeah i remember leaving the bar.... i actually fell into the drunken black hole when i got home


probably a good thing i passed out before i could do any damage

i hope....

11/26/2008 7:00:43 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!










yesterday

11/26/2008 7:01:03 AM

well i woke up with no clothes on...turned on the light in my bedroom and it looks like a disaster area


clothes laying every where


and i don't think i left in time....i think the disaster was in play before i went home

11/26/2008 7:02:13 AM

but at least there wasn't a random guy in your bed.

11/26/2008 7:05:09 AM

I think that's what she may have been going for, actually.

11/26/2008 7:06:07 AM

^^i know right

there was just a cat

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 7:07 AM. Reason : ^not this year]

11/26/2008 7:06:16 AM

OMG RANDOM PUSSY IS BETTER!!


(i'm sure it wasn't random but it made it funnier)

11/26/2008 7:07:46 AM

jesus...

the details of the night are unfolding


i suck

11/26/2008 7:09:23 AM

too bad I forgot that my phone had a video camera on it til after I left. You trying to country line dance with erica and heather was funny.

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 7:11 AM. Reason : ]

11/26/2008 7:11:32 AM

hahaha...i don't remember that at all

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 7:12 AM. Reason : i don't even know how to dance]

11/26/2008 7:12:07 AM

haha and we all know that you can't now

11/26/2008 7:14:57 AM

in my defense

i couldn't even sit without falling down....how on earth was i supposed to be able to dance

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 7:23 AM. Reason : damn...i even sent shitty text messages this morning when i woke up....god i suck...haha]

11/26/2008 7:17:14 AM

i keep tasting some sort of shot in my mouth


and that's not a good thing

11/26/2008 7:30:09 AM

i hate when that happens

11/26/2008 7:40:12 AM

this was way worse than hot dog in purse night

11/26/2008 7:42:24 AM

or way better?

11/26/2008 7:45:45 AM

maybe both

11/26/2008 7:46:15 AM

We had sex, FYI.

11/26/2008 7:47:19 AM

oh cool

11/26/2008 7:48:25 AM

Quote :

"this was way worse than hot dog in purse night "

haha..niiice. i remember making it like 10 mins out of raleigh then pulling over and sleeping for like two hours..and puking..and sleeping some more

2.5 WEEKS AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN YO

11/26/2008 7:50:54 AM

i might still be drunk from last night in 2.5 weeks



i should make a "Post here if you came to my party because I probably don't remember you being there" thread

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 7:53 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/26/2008 7:52:56 AM

then you'll just have a little head start

11/26/2008 7:53:19 AM

i'm not sure i'll live through today

11/26/2008 7:54:53 AM

they need to offer like IV fluids for post drinking escapades... you'd feel fine pretty quick then

11/26/2008 7:55:33 AM

POST!!!


i had casey's birthday party remote celebration in charlotte....


or was that my offices "See ya bitch" going away party

11/26/2008 7:55:34 AM

i really need to try to go back to sleep

i have so much shit to do today and i don't need to be sleepy

11/26/2008 7:57:00 AM

i felt your bosom last night


it was everything I thought it would be....and then some!

11/26/2008 8:03:38 AM

i'm glad to hear it


did anybody else?

11/26/2008 8:04:11 AM

Just me

11/26/2008 8:04:58 AM

i mean at the bar


not after i got home

11/26/2008 8:05:40 AM

11/26/2008 8:06:48 AM

hey look

i'm a firm believer that sometimes just holding a boob makes everything right in the world


i'm happy to oblige

11/26/2008 8:07:38 AM

11/26/2008 8:08:15 AM

it does... when i jumped off a statue and broke some bones in my feet... boobs made the pain go away ...

11/26/2008 8:16:34 AM

Oh my my my

Momma's here

BTW....You motorboated me once, figured you didn't have enough and just plowed your face between my boobies. I enjoyed every minute of it and I wish it would happen again.

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 8:23 AM. Reason : e]

11/26/2008 8:22:17 AM

damn. I bought you wings and I didn't even get to feel 'em. wtf, e.

11/26/2008 8:25:28 AM