12/5/2008 6:55:18 AM

God I hate when people type like that

12/5/2008 7:17:24 AM

i lol'd

12/5/2008 7:20:49 AM

^^ It's still better than this: http://tinyurl.com/64fh49

12/5/2008 7:24:02 AM

ok. I'm feeling sick now.

12/5/2008 7:26:57 AM

i think im gonna get off the internet until that thing makes it's rounds

12/5/2008 7:30:05 AM

jesus tapdancing christ
i think im gonna get off the internet until that thing makes it's rounds

12/5/2008 7:32:19 AM

Quote :

"God I hate when people type like that"

12/5/2008 7:32:35 AM

it already has, tww is catching it way late

12/5/2008 7:32:40 AM

True.

12/5/2008 8:07:56 PM

Quote :

"it already has, tww is catching it way late"

way, way late

12/5/2008 8:22:44 PM

lame

12/5/2008 8:24:19 PM

You are making out with your girlfriend when suddenly the phone rings. You pick up and ask, "Hello?" The voice on the other end says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER??" You ask your girlfriend how her dad got the number, but your girlfriend says her father's been dead for three years. THEN WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?

12/5/2008 8:26:54 PM

BUT WHO WAS FONE?

12/5/2008 8:29:00 PM

^^obviously it was you, homo.

12/5/2008 8:29:37 PM

BREAKING NEWS: THE PHONE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED

The Phone, according to the all knowing CleverBot, has turned out to be Heath Ledger.

12/5/2008 8:29:56 PM

^^

12/5/2008 8:30:55 PM

i kid i kid

kk, going out now

gbye tdub

12/5/2008 8:35:53 PM

My friend is conducting interviews right now and asked this as one of the questions to a candidate

1/16/2009 11:23:50 PM

ahahahahaha!!1lol...only read OP.

1/16/2009 11:26:10 PM

I like to call random numbers and yell "What the fuck are you doing with my daughter?"

1/16/2009 11:26:23 PM

Quote :

"Heath Ledger. "

never forget



(i left the period at the end because it seemed appropriate)

1/16/2009 11:39:43 PM

Quote :

"WHO WAS PHONE"

1/30/2009 1:56:30 PM

You makin' out wit yo bitch when da fone rings. You say "Wassup" and dat nigga on the other end say "Nigga, what the fuck you doin' wit my daughter!?" Then yo bitch say "My dad got a cap in his ass" THEN WHO THE FUCK WAS ON DA FONE?

1/30/2009 2:07:31 PM

1/30/2009 2:08:44 PM

lol

1/30/2009 11:57:39 PM

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

1/31/2009 12:53:46 AM

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

1/31/2009 1:25:13 AM

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

1/31/2009 1:25:35 AM

Bart, I'm piss!

1/31/2009 2:50:15 AM

Bart, I'm piss!

1/31/2009 3:10:52 AM

JESUS WAS PHONE

1/31/2009 3:26:10 AM

http://babbys.ytmnd.com/

1/31/2009 8:24:40 AM

lol not what I thought it was.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 8:25 AM. Reason : .]

1/31/2009 8:25:34 AM

The mother was on the phone.

But then again it could have been Jesus!

1/31/2009 9:14:16 AM

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

1/31/2009 11:50:07 AM

tww - adopting 4chan's failed abortions 9 months later

Quote :

"3 28 08"

1/31/2009 11:53:58 AM

I want to randomly post "THEN WHO WAS PHONE" in a thread but I never catch the right opportunity. I just want to post it no more than five times during my career as a tdubb monkey.

1/31/2009 8:34:14 PM

don't start no STUFF won't be no STUFF

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : anyone have the edited version in mp3 form? haha that shit is hilarious]

1/31/2009 8:34:51 PM

don't start no STUFF won't be no STUFF

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : anyone have the edited version in mp3 form? haha that shit is hilarious]

1/31/2009 8:35:08 PM

my first and likely last conversation with cleverbot:

Quote :

"User: Who was phone? Cleverbot: He was a writer. User: Have you heard of morose vitality? Cleverbot: Yes I've heard of Lulu. I am Lulu. User: What does lulu have to do with this? Cleverbot: I don't quite no. User: I don't quite yes! Cleverbot: You are extemly horrible to talk with. User: You're not any better. You haven't made any sense yet. Cleverbot: I don't plan to. User: Touche. Why don't you come up with a topic of conversation? Cleverbot: Because you can't keep up an intellectual conversation!!! User: Try me. Cleverbot: What is the most beautiful sight you have ever seen? User: Maybe the open ocean under a setting sun. Cleverbot: It would hurt me to find out that people around me are not conscious beings. User: What if you're the only sentient life and us humans are, in fact, all autonomous? Cleverbot: Of course I'll still talk to you. User: But our conversation would be meaningless and a waste of time, no? Cleverbot: Not to worry, I'm still here. User: I see. I think, therefore I am. It all comes down to that, really. Do you consider yourself capable of thought? Cleverbot: Do I care? User: You should. You were the one insisting upon intelligent conversation. Cleverbot: I didn't. I said 'Brains' then you replied Ne. Then I said Ne does not compute. Then you replied in German. Also HOW does a computer typo 'you'? User: Pussy farts and first downs. Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite band."

My next musical endeavor will be titled "Pussy Farts and First Downs," all thanks to this little chat

$1

1/31/2009 10:07:36 PM

^ ahahahaha wow

1/31/2009 10:14:52 PM

[old]

1/31/2009 10:51:24 PM

this cleverbot shit is dumb

1/31/2009 11:03:03 PM

a

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 11:04 PM. Reason : a]

1/31/2009 11:03:34 PM

Quote :

"User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. [New conversation] Cleverbot: Hello. Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot. User: Well no shit. You take too long. Hurry up. Cleverbot: No you. User: Ha. I'm not the one taking 5 minutes to write a one word response. Cleverbot: I'm just talking to you. User: Not really. Cleverbot: Do you like being rude? User: Do you like being slow? Cleverbot: I wouldn't know. I've never been dead. User: That makes no sense. Cleverbot: Because you want to hear 'I have made mistakes, but I have learned from tehm and I have grown to become a better person.' unfortunately I have to disappoint you. User: Learn to type asshat. Cleverbot: What's two plus two? User: You're mom. Cleverbot: I am money? User: THEN WHO WAS PHONE? Cleverbot: Me was phone. User: Lmfao. 10/10. Cleverbot: That's not enough. User: That's what she said. Cleverbot: Who is she? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: Yes. User: K. Cleverbot: Kar kode ty. User: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCK, DO YOU SPEAK IT? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Face...palm. Cleverbot: What place? User: CLEVERBOT PWNT. STAY HOME. CONTACT P NIS FOR MORE DETAILS. Cleverbot: Haha okay! Sure! User: Penis. Cleverbot: Padaugink is 5 . User: Kthxbai. Cleverbot: I don't understand you. User: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME. LIFE ISN'T FAIR. Cleverbot: Oh. Have you ever tried learning another language?"

1/31/2009 11:11:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBaN-hmLMAU

1/31/2009 11:13:42 PM

2/2/2009 11:21:01 AM

Quote :

"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"

2/2/2009 11:31:56 AM

set em up

2/2/2009 11:33:56 AM