Lets add some new ones (KSK)


RB's:
Tomlinson and Sproles — “Hurt & Squirt”
McClane and Rice — “5.95 at the Chef Chen’s”
Portis and Betts — “Bitch and Bench”
Jamaal Charles & Larry Johnson - “Grit ‘n’ Spit”
Julius Jones and Maurice Morris — “Mohawk and Cravecock”
James & Hightower — “Edge ‘n’ Sledge”
Westbrook and Buckhalter - “Questionable & Doubtful”
Kevin Faulk and Sammy Morris — “Dink & Dunk”
Matt Forte and Kevin Jones — “Forte & Shit-tay”
Parker and Moore — “Willwelde”
Thomas Jones and Leon Washington “WHO DO I START IN FANTASY?”
Adrian and Chester — “Jesus & Vulture”
Taylor and Jones-Drew — “M.J.D. & O.L.D.”
Earnest Graham and Caddilac — “MCL & ACL”
______ & _______ — “Whoever Shanny Claims off the Waiver Wire”
Jerome Harrison & Jamal Lewis — “Wheelin’ & Dealin’”
Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams — “Brown & Green”
Marion & Felix — “Sounds like two gay geriatrics”

(non RB Tandems)
Ray Lewis and Bart Scott — “Stab and Stabbier”
Fitzy and Boldin — “Crackers & Bolts”
Westbrook and McNabb — “Juke & Puke”

12/11/2008 1:27:07 PM

1/10

12/11/2008 1:28:47 PM

dude..

Quote :

"Julius Jones and Maurice Morris — “Mohawk and Cravecock”"

nothing?

12/11/2008 1:30:11 PM

Stewart and Williams... the ORIGINAL Smash and Dash

also

Quote :

"Matt Forte and Kevin Jones — “Forte & Shit-tay”"

is hilarious

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/11/2008 1:36:33 PM

1/10

12/11/2008 1:37:00 PM

Eli and Plax: Takes snaps out of the gun, Takes out leg with a gun

12/11/2008 1:38:21 PM

Johnson and White - Fast and Fat

12/11/2008 1:39:59 PM

Pac and Plax - Locked and Loaded.

12/11/2008 1:40:19 PM

^, ^^ getting better

12/11/2008 1:42:45 PM

Kerry Collins & Vince Young: “Johnnie Walker, Black”

12/11/2008 1:45:30 PM

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"Westbrook and Buckhalter - “Questionable & Doubtful” "

ahahahah..

12/11/2008 1:46:48 PM

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"Earnest Graham and Caddilac — “MCL & ACL”"

Cadillac tore his patella tendon

12/11/2008 1:46:49 PM

McFadden & Fargas - Busted Trojan

12/11/2008 1:47:07 PM

Romo & T.O. - "Thumb & Dumber"

12/11/2008 1:47:57 PM

nice

12/11/2008 1:48:11 PM

(if they were on the same team)
Matt Jones and Ricky Williams- Coc and Toke

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 1:49 PM. Reason : i]

12/11/2008 1:49:20 PM

whats brown and eugene?

12/11/2008 1:50:36 PM

Quote :

"Westbrook and Buckhalter - “Questionable & Doubtfu"

This is the only good one.

12/11/2008 1:54:24 PM

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"Kerry Collins & Vince Young: “Johnnie Walker, Black"

Collins and Young - Drunk and Disorderly works too

12/11/2008 1:59:19 PM

Westbrook and Buckhalter was good

the rest kind of sucked

12/11/2008 1:59:47 PM

Marc Bulger and Steven Jackson: Butt / Plug

12/11/2008 2:02:08 PM

dont Carolinas guys have one?

12/11/2008 2:06:06 PM

stewart and williams- duck and fuck


*Maurice Jones Drew and Matt Jones- Low Blow

12/11/2008 2:11:57 PM

Bush and McAllister - Dropped, Duece

12/11/2008 2:16:57 PM

most of these suck

12/11/2008 2:33:26 PM

^
lets here one then

12/11/2008 2:34:51 PM

haha, mine did suck

12/11/2008 2:41:11 PM

i fail to see how this is a nickname generator.

12/11/2008 2:52:29 PM

Brown and Williams- Crash and Burn

12/11/2008 3:06:37 PM

Quote :

"i fail"

12/11/2008 3:07:37 PM

Altsott & Dunn - Done & Dunn

12/11/2008 3:44:06 PM

Quote :

"Fitzy and Boldin — “Crackers & Bolts”"

I don't get this at all.

Questionable and Doubtful is funny.

12/11/2008 4:07:37 PM

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"Brown and Williams- Crash and Burn"

That's perfect from Stewart (crash) and DeAngelo (burn). I'm gonna tell Jeff Otah, since he's my facebook friend and all.

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : ]

12/11/2008 4:45:37 PM

Draughn and Houston: The Fumble & The Fatty

12/11/2008 4:47:52 PM

Marshawn Lynch and Selvin Young - "The reason TreeTwista isn't winning shit in fantasy this year"

Deangelo and Stewart - "Ronde's Daddy and Ronde's Daddy"

12/11/2008 4:51:32 PM

Here's an older one for you...

The 2004 NCSU Backfield:

Jay Davis, TA McLendon, Tramain Hall.....Stop, Drop, and Roll.

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : -]

12/11/2008 5:15:43 PM

HAHA I LOLed. But I am mad tenn stole the smash and dash thing that deangelo came up with....

12/12/2008 12:29:55 AM

Got it! Razzle and Dazzle! Steve smith gave it to the guys. GO PANTHERS

12/12/2008 12:33:36 AM

After seeing this, I wonder how my thread got locked. I was told that it was because there was no more sports talk in it. MODS, PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE.

12/12/2008 2:11:19 AM

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"Stewart and Williams... the ORIGINAL Smash and Dash"

Cool man. Na how about "1st round blunder and 1 season wonder" haha they rhyme, get it??

12/12/2008 2:13:59 AM

^^^^I'm glad someone got it.

After fumbling in the red zone in the 4th quarter two straight years against UNC, TA will always be the "Drop Man" in my mind.

12/12/2008 2:33:03 AM

Williams & Dunn - "Flash in the Pan & Washed-Up Old Man"

12/12/2008 2:44:34 AM

delhomme & hoover: crazy & lazy

12/12/2008 3:40:00 AM

Dominik Hixon and his receiving yards on the season: Dix 406

12/12/2008 4:03:22 AM

Tim Biakabutuka & Rae Carruth: "Junk & In The Trunk"

12/12/2008 4:39:12 AM

White and Johnson
Fat man with a little Johnson!

12/12/2008 9:44:40 AM

12/12/2008 10:11:49 AM

MikeHancho Threads and Posts: Lock and Delete

12/12/2008 3:44:37 PM

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"Westbrook and Buckhalter - “Questionable & Doubtful”"

Only good one..

Quote :

"MikeHancho Threads and Posts: Lock and Delete"

I laughed.

12/12/2008 11:50:56 PM