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DeltaBeta
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It's a good thing too because Luis couldn't finish painting this place by himself.

12/18/2008 4:51:40 PM

EuroTitToss
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where?

12/18/2008 4:52:03 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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i've heard this one before, except they were cutting grass

12/18/2008 4:52:29 PM

DeltaBeta
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The gas station around the corner. Just chillin, sitting on the curb.

12/18/2008 4:52:45 PM

ReceiveDeath
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BLACK JESUS

12/18/2008 4:53:29 PM

sd2nc
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He was drinking Budweiser again wasn't he?

12/18/2008 4:54:07 PM

Jeepin4x4
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i never knew he was lost...

12/18/2008 4:54:56 PM

Paul1984
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he wasnt exactly lost, but you never know if hes at hess or home depot

12/18/2008 5:18:23 PM

fleetwud
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He goes by the name (hey-zeus) and steals hubcaps from cars.

12/18/2008 5:19:50 PM

Walter
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I found him downtown sucking cock for money and doing lines of coke

12/18/2008 5:22:34 PM

Paul1984
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how did you catch sight of them while you were busy doing all that?

12/18/2008 5:24:00 PM

jackleg
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lame duck lord

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 5:25 PM. Reason : crucified and all i got was this lousy t-shirt]

12/18/2008 5:25:34 PM

DeltaBeta
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Big Butter Jesus is the Oleo Lord.

^^ Luis started bitching in Spanish and he kept saying Jesus over and over and pretty soon I started to give a shit enough to look for him when I realized he wouldn't finish painting this shit alone. So I looked at the first probable location, the gas station. There he was giving me some bullshit about being on "break, mang" even though they'd just come back from lunch less than an hour before.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 5:36 PM. Reason : *]

12/18/2008 5:34:48 PM

ambrosia1231
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knock knock knocking on heaven's door?

12/18/2008 5:37:09 PM

redburn
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raptor jesus...

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12/18/2008 7:08:14 PM

slingblade
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12/18/2008 7:54:10 PM

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