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hooksaw
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Ackerman compares Caroline Kennedy to Palin

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"'They've basically Sarah Palin-ized her, if I could coin a phrase,' said Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-N.Y.), referring to the Alaska governor and former GOP vice presidential candidate criticized for being sheltered from the media. 'They're answering questions that you have to submit in writing. She's not talking to reporters as she makes this grand tour. They're, kind of, building a mystique and an industry around her, when we need somebody to fight.'"


http://tinyurl.com/9lpewr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM0uexuZGcc

Of course, most of you younglings are too stupid to know who Caroline Kennedy is, so this won't matter to you. I guess Hillary Clinton's Senate seat just isn't that important to you.



FYI: This is Kennedy having the obligatory sit-down at Sylvia's--of course, I realize you don't know what this means.

12/23/2008 10:22:36 AM

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i'll lawl

12/23/2008 10:31:18 AM

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" I realize you don't know what this means."


You're the smartest guy you know, aren't you?

12/23/2008 10:36:29 AM

hooksaw
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^ No--did you have to think hard to come up with that? But comparatively, I do well.

In any event, save your venom for The New York Times:

The Young Know Caroline's a Kennedy, but Which One?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/21/nyregion/21caroline.html

12/23/2008 10:43:12 AM

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It must be tough to be better than everyone else.

12/23/2008 11:11:08 AM

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hooksaw, i know what you are trying to do here, but the kennedys aren't relevant any more

12/23/2008 11:12:53 AM

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Wait, guys, isn't this where we are supposed to be outraged or something? Hooksaw is nearly the Tdub equivalent of Boortz. Makes a lot of noise, doesn't say much of anything new or interesting, seems to have impotence issues.

12/23/2008 11:18:07 AM

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^^ Yeah, that's why Ted Kennedy gave such a prominent speech at the Democratic National Convention. And there's this:

Kennedy Brand Leaves Cuomo Feeling Stymied
By DANNY HAKIM and RAYMOND HERNANDEZ
Published: December 19, 2008


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"Ms. Kennedy ended up on the cable television networks, in national newspapers and on blogs everywhere. Mr. Cuomo got a story in The Buffalo News."


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"That, friends say, has left Mr. Cuomo feeling outfoxed and frustrated. 'It's driving him crazy,' said one confidant of Mr. Cuomo's, who spoke to the attorney general about the Senate seat this week. 'He's boxed in. He can't do anything except fume, and he is fuming.'"


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"Meanwhile, some of the state's most powerful labor groups say that unless they receive a signal from Mr. Cuomo, they are moving to openly endorse the daughter of the late president and niece of Senator Edward M. Kennedy, a longtime ally of the unions."


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/20/nyregion/20cuomo.html

Sweet Jesus! Some of you are so ill-informed that it should be an embarrassment--except you're too stupid to care.

Caroline Kennedy is evidently quite new to you and your ilk, nattrngpeenbobber. Shut. . .the fuck. . .up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmV_YJm5jAc

12/23/2008 11:33:51 AM

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How is she even under consideration? Her sole qualification is her last name. She has a law degree, but has never practiced, and she hosts a charity dinner, and .... that's it. Of course the media is jacking themselves off because her last name is Kennedy.

12/23/2008 11:40:56 AM

hooksaw
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^ True.

12/23/2008 11:41:57 AM

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"Of course the media is jacking themselves off because her last name is Kennedy."


Sounds like someone else we know...

Ted Kennedy was also the guy who initially got Obama thinking about running for pres. and helped organize some of his first fundraisers.

12/23/2008 11:46:02 AM

hooksaw
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"Sounds like someone else we know..."


Who, you experiencing an Obamagasm?

12/23/2008 11:50:12 AM

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"Caroline Kennedy is evidently quite new to you and your ilk, nattrngpeenbobber. Shut. . .the fuck. . .up."


Calm the fuck down Dalton. I actually don't give a shit about this bitch on the same level as your porn goddess Palin you impotent cunt.

12/23/2008 11:51:08 AM

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^^Haha, did your Cialis run out or something? You're a little irritable for this time of the year.

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 11:53 AM. Reason : ]

12/23/2008 11:53:02 AM

hooksaw
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nattrngnabob = nutsmackr?

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM. Reason : ^^ and ^ Address the topic or GTFO. ]

12/23/2008 11:54:05 AM

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"How is she even under consideration? Her sole qualification is her last name. She has a law degree, but has never practiced, and she hosts a charity dinner, and .... that's it. Of course the media is jacking themselves off because her last name is Kennedy. "


Yeah...you pretty much nailed it with that statement.

12/23/2008 11:58:22 AM

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i hate this fucking internet connection.

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 11:59 AM. Reason : ]

12/23/2008 11:58:51 AM

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the problem with hooksaw is that he is so closed minded that he cannot seem to understand that many DEMOCRATS have the same problems with Caroline Kennedy

quit being an idiot

12/23/2008 11:58:52 AM

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^ YOU are the idiot, notastute.

Poll shows N.Y. Democrats favor Kennedy for Senate

http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/518682.html

Now, why don't you run along and post another shit thread, okay? Thanks for trying, though!

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM. Reason : PS: You want a trophy?]

12/23/2008 12:09:14 PM

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" Attracts 44% support to Cuomo’s 23% in poll "


i don't know why I even respond

you're like a stupid rabid dog

12/23/2008 12:11:01 PM

hooksaw
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You have no response and you know it.

12/23/2008 12:11:49 PM

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~1/4 is a pretty sizable chunk of democrats...

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM. Reason : ]

12/23/2008 12:17:35 PM

hooksaw
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Um. . .then, ~1/2 is an even more "sizable chunk," right?

12/23/2008 12:25:08 PM

nastoute
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how about 56%

do you want to make out with that number now?

12/23/2008 12:26:06 PM

hooksaw
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GG.

12/23/2008 12:28:19 PM

nastoute
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i mean seriously, what is your problem?

12/23/2008 12:28:43 PM

hooksaw
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"quit being an idiot"


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"you're like a stupid rabid dog"


notastute

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hooksaw

You lose.

12/23/2008 12:30:33 PM

nastoute
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I lost the instant I thought about posting in this thread.

12/23/2008 12:31:38 PM

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I came for the LOLs -- saw none -- now leaving confused and angry

12/23/2008 1:29:33 PM

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"nattrngnabob = nutsmackr?"


No, I have no need to use your real name or out your private life publicly.

12/23/2008 2:47:12 PM

Mr. Joshua
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I guess the real question is what tragic untimely death is going to get this one?

12/23/2008 3:09:58 PM

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"Ytsejam
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How is she even under consideration? Her sole qualification is her last name. She has a law degree, but has never practiced, and she hosts a charity dinner, and .... that's it. Of course the media is jacking themselves off because her last name is Kennedy.

12/23/2008 11:40:56 AM
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^ True."


wait a minute ... hooksaw agrees that Caroline Kennedy hasn't accomplished a single noteworthy thing. But everyone under 25 is a drooling retard for not knowing who she is. this attitude does not compute

sure she was the President's daughter. can hooksaw name all the children of all the Presidents in the past 40 years?

12/23/2008 9:47:27 PM

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I'm very curious as to why hooksaw thinks that I should be aware of a woman who is from another part of the country, has done nothing noteworthy, and whose sole connection to importance is from a last name that I do, in fact, recognize, but only because it puts her in a family of near-extinct national punchlines that arguably produced two competent offspring, both of which hooksaw's generation promptly shot.

12/23/2008 10:39:58 PM

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seriously

its not that we dont know who she is, its that we dont care because its not relevant to our politics in nc

12/24/2008 12:43:56 AM

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hooksaw is like one of those indie scene kids who assumes he's the only one in a room who has heard of some band

but instead of "some band" he's talking about "BASIC FUCKING INFORMATION"

12/24/2008 2:46:25 AM

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1. This image is iconic--any informed American should immediately recognize it and those pictured in it.

2. How many presidents have had so many family members serving in such high-profile positions for so many years?

3. How many presidents have been assassinated in the last, say, fifty years? This type of tragic event brings a president and his family even more to the fore on the national consciousness--unless you're ill-informed, of course.

4. CAROLINE KENNEDY'S A CURRENT EVENT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!1 Even if you didn't know who in hell she was before, you should have picked up on it over the last few weeks--only the incurious would not have.

Pitiful--absolutely pitiful.

12/24/2008 4:28:56 AM

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"2. How many presidents have had so many family members serving in such high-profile positions for so many years?"


So you're saying there are a large number of Kennedy relatives. Caroline is not one who has had a high profile position. The young woman from the article asked a perfectly reasonable question. "Is she a Kennedy Kennedy, or is this one of the cousins?"

You're just gonna have to accept that something important to you growing up is not important to history. I mean seriously, the President's family?? Can you name McKinley's kids?

12/24/2008 9:06:18 AM

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"unless you're ill-informed"


does this mean we are to blame your professional contemporaries?

self-pwnt?

seriously, every time I read one of your posts, I imagine you look like Gilbert Gottfried, just squinty-eyed and lamenting that there were people even born after you.

fuck, I've never seen a more self-gratified, putz in all my years on the internets. and ya know, you don't want our generation to "wake up". You'd have no one to blame for problems you and your generation are immersed in wholly--problems your prior generations chided you for some 20 years ago already.

and, for the record, I know who Caroline Kennedy is. I only do, however, because I spent the earlier span of my 20s being very interested in political history. If I hadn't had any kind of self-imposed involvement in said field, I'd probably not know shit about her, because she is, on the whole, irrelevent until the last 6 months. Sarah Palin effect.

Did you know shit about Sarah Palin before the GOP polished her up and put her on the hood of the proverbial Right machine? Highly doubtful, and if you did, you'd be very hard-pressed to find other members of your generation who did either.

Bye.

Oh, and before you pull the old "Sarah Palin didn't come from a high-profile political family," drop it quick. Unless you were alive anywhere from 1962-1965 or so, the only people who mattered around that debacle were JFK, Jackie O, and Bobby, along with very tangential figures such as the elder Kennedys. Very few people beyond the 60s and 70s knew shit about their kids, aside from them being "the Kennedy kids". If you want to feel validated in chiding a generation for not knowing who Caroline Kennedy is, chide your contemporaries who don't know. I can guaran-fucking-tee about 50% of the people in the United States in your own water-walking demographic either don't know who the fuck she is, or didn't know until 2008. At best, they'd guess she was the daughter of Jack Kennedy.

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 10:31 AM. Reason : eat a dick you overwrought, delusional shitbag.]

12/24/2008 10:21:02 AM

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According to the rules, the Gov. of New York can appoint whomever he wants. Chances are, though, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg would get swept away in a actual election.

If he wants to stick someone in with weak political chops, let him.

12/24/2008 11:06:56 AM

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I have no idea who caroline is despite having met her years ago.

Hooksaw: what's it like to be better than everyone else?

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"Chances are, though, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg would get swept away in a actual election."


To whom?

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Reason : .]

12/24/2008 11:10:38 AM

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why is this not locked or in chit chat? The cocksucker started this thread for the sole purpose of insulting everyone younger than him. There is no actual discussion going on, here.

12/24/2008 11:21:24 AM

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She is qualified based on her last name? Isnt that why W got to become governor and President...because of his FIRST and his LAST name? Not like he was qualifed and he proved it.

12/24/2008 1:51:30 PM

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Responding to hooksaw's 4 points:

1) I know what the bloody picture is. I suspect most people on here do. I also recognize JFK, Jr., Bobby Kennedy, and Jakie. The other kid, who didn't think to salute and who therefore didn't immediately get to be the actually icon in the iconic picture, I figure is Kennedy's, but I wouldn't know her name because she NEVER DID ANYTHING. At least JFK, Jr. saluted, had a magazine, and managed to kill himself.

There's plenty of other iconic images. There's the one with the Vietnamese guy blowing another's brains out in the middle of the street. Honestly, I'd call it the more important image, but I can't name either person in it and I sincerely doubt you can, either.

2) The Bush family got two Presidents out of having a massive, wealthy, and potentially corrupt family. Not to mention governorships and spots in Congress. Frankly, the only thing the Kennedy's have been better at is dying young.

3) It brings it to the fore of your consciousness. It's more than four decades separated from ours. Lincoln was far and away the more important president; I wonder how many people in major photographs with him you can name?

4) On the scale of current events, she ranks low, especially for North Carolinians. Of far more concern is the appointment to Barack Obama's seat, if only because it is surrounded by such deplorable corruption. We could all rest fairly comfortable in the idea that Hilary Clinton would be replaced by a Democrat. Whether or not it's some Johnny-come-lately political heir really doesn't concern me one bit.

So I ask you again: Why should I give two shits about Caroline Kennedy?

12/24/2008 2:54:33 PM

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is this like the third fucking thread that hooksaw shows his raging hardon for those darn kids these days, who didn't know which kennedy was which.



but FWIW, hooksaw, I hope Caroline Kennedy gets shut down.

12/24/2008 3:42:38 PM

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LOL YOU GUYS WERE BORN IN THE 80S SOOOOOO STUPID LOL GET A LIFE

YOU KNOW WHY I'M AWESOME?

I WAS BORN BEFORE THE 80S LOL

12/24/2008 7:42:26 PM

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I actually don't care if Americans can't recite the Kennedy saga from memory. It's a waste of brain cells.

AMERICA DOESN'T DO ROYALTY. We just occasionally forget that guys are in the same family and elect them anyway.

12/25/2008 8:08:23 PM

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Wait, why would I be concerned about what the people of New York State do with that now vacant senate seat? It was always going to be some democrat, it was only a question of which one.

Further to the point, why would I give two shits about Caroline Kennedy, a woman who has accomplished little if anything in her life?

12/26/2008 12:41:02 AM

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"I came for the LOLs -- saw none -- now leaving confused and angry"


winner.

12/26/2008 3:01:38 AM

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^^Yes. It's fucking New York. I have no influence over what happens in New York. It's nice to be aware of events in our great country, but your rant is a little extreme.

If that governor does choose her, however, my estimation of New Yorkers will drop a bit.

12/26/2008 11:31:20 AM

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I would have to for the first time agree with hooksaw that this is certainly the LOL thread......

But that's about the only thing I'd agree with him on in this thread......

12/26/2008 12:30:29 PM

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