why cant we have a closed digestive system?

12/24/2008 9:32:02 AM

everyone poops

12/24/2008 9:32:56 AM

when I do the no carb thing I only poop like once a week.

12/24/2008 9:33:21 AM

why do cars have exhausts
why do powerplants have waste


matter cannot be created or destroyed

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 9:34 AM. Reason : ^ pooping once a week is terrible for you... ]

12/24/2008 9:33:50 AM

seriously if we pooped out of our mouths, would we bother having to go to the restroom since we wouldnt have to remove clothing?

^clearly you fail to understand what a closed system is

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 9:34 AM. Reason : f]

12/24/2008 9:34:11 AM

WHAT IF WE JUST PEED

12/24/2008 9:34:24 AM

12/24/2008 9:34:28 AM

"You're a naughty child, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you."

12/24/2008 9:44:48 AM

dont roll your eyes at me bia

12/24/2008 9:44:48 AM

i think the Q here is why arent we more like cars in a way that we can change our fluids to flush ourselves?

unplug our butthole and gallons of fluid comes pouring out, and we just refill. good for 3-5 months

12/24/2008 10:03:49 AM

you want to carry around 3-5 months worth of crap all the time?

12/24/2008 10:07:21 AM

i meant to say it fluids... we can still poop.. but like we can swap out our blood and other liquids for fresh stuff.. stuff thats not sooo tainted.

same with a car. they poop every day (exhaust), but get fluids changed couple months at a time

12/24/2008 10:47:42 AM

i would just rather it go out the way it came in

12/24/2008 10:48:26 AM

Because you touch yourself at night.

12/24/2008 10:50:11 AM

Another knock on "Intelligent" Design

12/24/2008 10:50:26 AM

I absolutely love to poop. The smoother the better!!

12/24/2008 10:53:41 AM

...

12/24/2008 10:54:52 AM

woah...

12/24/2008 10:55:17 AM

Quote :

"seriously if we pooped out of our mouths, would we bother having to go to the restroom "

yes, to brush your teeth of the dookie that inevitably scrapes your teeth on it's way out

12/24/2008 10:57:41 AM

I could not imagine vomiting and having diarrhea come out of my mouth at the same time.

12/24/2008 10:58:43 AM

12/24/2008 11:03:06 AM

Quote :

"Another knock on "Intelligent" Design"

my mere existence is a knock on intelligent design

12/24/2008 11:11:11 AM

12/24/2008 11:13:34 AM

Quote :

"my mere existence is a knock on intelligent design"

your thread is a knock on intelligent existence

12/24/2008 11:15:25 AM

12/24/2008 11:30:21 AM

ahahahahaah

)) <<>> ((

12/24/2008 11:31:27 AM

I posted that for you Woodfoot!

12/24/2008 11:32:20 AM

12/24/2008 11:34:59 AM

That has got to be one of the funniest videos that I have ever seen.

FOREVER.

12/24/2008 2:19:24 PM

when i'm on my super diet i usually have 1-2 hearty dumps a day

12/24/2008 2:20:50 PM

i'm really glad i watched that video

12/24/2008 2:29:00 PM

hahaha, at that clip.

Is that what the whole movie is about?

12/24/2008 2:43:02 PM

no, the rest of the movie is awesome though

it was my favorite movie of 2005

the movie covers everything from aging, divorce, modern art, love, statutory affection, the sex vs emotion divide, emotional release, and whether its better to light your hand on fire with lighter fluid or alcohol

and it has a kickass score

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 2:47 PM. Reason : `]

12/24/2008 2:45:09 PM

what movie is that from??

12/24/2008 2:45:41 PM

^ It says it at the link, when you click the video.

12/24/2008 2:46:48 PM

^^ "me and you and everyone we know"

12/24/2008 2:48:05 PM

b/c we can

12/24/2008 2:48:47 PM

HELL YEAH

i enjoy a good shit

of course, the bad ones make me think i'm being punished for something

12/24/2008 2:50:04 PM

))<>((

12/24/2008 2:51:10 PM

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=2411272370380732887&hl=en&autoplay=1

me and you and everyone we know^

12/24/2008 2:56:28 PM

12/24/2008 2:56:49 PM

it can be a closed system because of the irreversibility

12/24/2008 2:58:28 PM