12/24/2008 4:36:22 PM

yo, holmes

12/24/2008 4:38:18 PM

lol what are you doing reading dallas craigslist

12/24/2008 4:38:53 PM

wait

did he take the coke or the beer?

12/24/2008 4:39:45 PM

i think you're giving dnl way too much credit here

12/24/2008 4:40:27 PM

haha yeah no female human would ever tell DNL she was prepared to have sex with him

12/24/2008 4:41:03 PM

lol "female human"

12/24/2008 4:41:22 PM

1/17/2009 1:29:13 PM

*whew*

i almost thought dnl was unsuspended

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/17/2009 1:32:28 PM

1/17/2009 1:33:23 PM

That takes some balls to do, because imagine if he ran into her in another bar one night. Talk about AWKWARD

1/17/2009 1:36:50 PM

The guy is clearly a douchebag.


But she isn't much of a prize either, "I don't want to sleep with you right away, since I don't really know you that well. Just let me go unconscious for about 8 hours and I'll know you well enough to allow you to penetrate my vaginal cavity."

at the dude

at the chick

1/17/2009 1:40:31 PM

it's strange coming online and seeing a thread you made a month ago at the top of the page

1/17/2009 1:44:00 PM

i figured this was the most appropriate thread to post a CiCi's commercial

1/17/2009 1:44:49 PM