That fat motherfucker needs to hurry up.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

12/24/2008 7:44:45 PM

Cape Verde

Apparently he's going to take the same path to North America that hurricanes take.

12/24/2008 7:57:53 PM

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12/24/2008 7:58:04 PM

nigga, I am way above having to use the search function

12/24/2008 7:59:15 PM

12/24/2008 7:59:47 PM

OMG, HE'S IN ARGENTINA!!!!

GETTING CLOSE

12/24/2008 9:24:32 PM

IN URUGUAY NOW! HE IS MAKING GOOD TIME.


I will let you all know when it is time to go to bed

12/24/2008 9:31:42 PM

OH SHIT!!!


HE IS IN RIO


I hope he is picking up the hot Brazilian chick I asked for this year

12/24/2008 9:46:27 PM

damn, that nigga jumped to Greenland. Is he going to make a quick stop at the Pole for a hummer?

12/24/2008 9:52:15 PM

what the fuck is this fat motherfucker trying to prove? now he is back down in Barbados

12/24/2008 10:22:39 PM

What a show off that Santa is.

12/24/2008 10:26:23 PM

Canada to Barbados in 20 minutes. That shit is impressive

12/24/2008 10:28:11 PM

shit. that ain't nothin

12/24/2008 10:28:58 PM

are you factoring in the fact that he is delivering presents along the way to all the kids on the good list?

yeah, nigga is doing serious work tonight. I just added some Khalua to his milk and doubled his cookies

12/24/2008 10:31:14 PM

oh, I just wanted to pad

12/24/2008 10:33:13 PM

look you mother fucker
iposted about this last night
so eat my fuckin christmas spirit

12/24/2008 10:45:53 PM

you bet not be talking to me woman

btw, he is in Paraguay. If I were you I would go to bed

[Edited on December 24, 2008 at 10:49 PM. Reason : d]

12/24/2008 10:48:32 PM

my six year old cousin just asked why santa doesn't make a sonic boom.

kids are too damn smart these days.

12/24/2008 11:01:14 PM

Mine asked me why he is giving presents to the Mexicans

12/24/2008 11:02:31 PM

OH SHIT, HE IS IN ATLANTA!!

I am going to bed so I can get my shit. You guys can stay up if you want, but I don't recommend it

12/24/2008 11:10:24 PM

He is in Charleston SC now. FUCK!!

GET IN BED NOW

12/24/2008 11:11:48 PM

Fuck it, He's in Charlotte now. We're screwed

12/24/2008 11:13:47 PM

Well I am about to drink this milk and eat these motherfuckin' cookies then I guess. Night TWW, and Merry Christmas.

12/24/2008 11:17:03 PM

lol im breakin up this quintuple post

12/24/2008 11:39:04 PM

oh no .... he's in Vermont, looks like I was awake and he didn't come

12/24/2008 11:49:59 PM

do you think that santa has an easier time in some parts of the world than others? i mean, wouldn't the middle east and most of africa be a breeze?

12/25/2008 1:37:09 AM

Cool! He even took toys to the kids in the Middle East!

12/25/2008 1:47:01 AM

I didn't know that Donner and Blitzen had relatives in Canada. I learn something new every year.

12/25/2008 7:43:21 AM

Quote :

"Cool! He even took toys to the kids in the Middle East!"

Yeah, American bullets

12/25/2008 8:50:15 AM