the first and second editions of the LG Chocolate Phone from Verizon.
the third one is just as shitty as the first two versions, except now
they've back pedaled and made the fucking piece of shit a flip phone.
damnit.

remember how everyone thought it was real trick and bad ass when they came out
with all those new cool colors and they called em' flavors like vanilla and mint.

wtf, damnit. i mean shit. the chocolate was the worst mp3 player ever.
i mean shit, everytime i tried to play creed, it ended up callin my mom.
wtf. i love creed and my mom got pissed cos' she didnt wanna talk to me THAT much.
FUCK THE CHOCOLATE.

cake is stilll ok though.

12/28/2008 3:21:51 AM

first

12/28/2008 3:22:42 AM

fucking post this motherfucker in thread of the year

12/28/2008 3:23:17 AM

Rust in PEICE

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/28/2008 3:24:23 AM

NO SHIT.
damnit

12/28/2008 3:24:52 AM

i tell you what's thread of the year.

remember when that fucker tried to ask for some boots?
you can put me some salt in a sandwich and fry me up a cuntry ham biscuit before i'll take that chocolate
mcguyver couldn't even get that thing to do something useful

12/28/2008 3:25:43 AM

goddamnit
go drink some christmas nig nog
you obama voter
lol internet is fun cos' i can say shit i dont mean
lols

12/28/2008 3:27:35 AM

that shit melted in my hand

[Edited on December 28, 2008 at 3:30 AM. Reason : that's what she said]

12/28/2008 3:30:01 AM

racist

12/28/2008 3:41:21 AM

e-racist.

i'm also a pedophile!

12/28/2008 3:42:04 AM

DALE EARNHARDT DIED FOR YOUR SINS

12/28/2008 3:43:03 AM