http://www.paliban.org/

So a bunch of people, "inspired by the principles of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (who is so intimately familiar with the Lord that she knows that a $30 billion natural gas pipeline across Alaska is God's Will!) and the Evangelical and Christian Reconstruction movements," have founded an organization to "pray for the day when God's Law is the law of the land." And they have a blog. It looks almost fake to me, but I am familiar enough with Christian Fundamentalism to realize that it might be agonizingly true. This one made me laugh and cry at the same time:

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"http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE4BS5KG20081229?rpc=64 Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, gave birth to a 7 pound, 4 oz baby boy on Sunday. So, why is he on a guaranteed one-way Tripp to Hell? Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 election, revealed during the campaign her 18-year-old daughter was pregnant and that Levi Johnston was the father. The couple have said they plan to marry. Plan to marry. Unwed. Born out of wedlock. Bastard is defined as: a child begotten and born out of wedlock; an illegitimate child; one born of an illicit union. So? Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. So . . . if the bastard (that is, newborn Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston) shall not enter the congregation of the Lord (nor any of his descendants to the 10th generation), then he must be damned to eternal Hellfire as a punishment for being born a bastard. Poor child. If only Governor Palin had forced Bristle and Levi Johnston to marry before the child was born! Lord knows she's got the shotgun! Jesus weeps, and so do we."

At least they only worship Palin and not the rest of her family. Though they could have picked a better name than "the Paliban," for crying out loud.

[Edited on December 31, 2008 at 11:24 AM. Reason : .]

12/31/2008 11:23:58 AM

dumb bitch with too much attention

12/31/2008 11:28:17 AM

it's funny to me that the hard core fundamentalists cite passages like this in the old testament that are in direct contradiction to the new testament (on which they base the majority of their beliefs) when it suits their motives.

12/31/2008 11:42:13 AM

I've been perusing the site a little more because I am bored out of my mind, and I think now that it is a giant joke, not worth anyone else's time. Whoops.

12/31/2008 11:42:28 AM

Really? You think so? I question your intelligence if you EVER thought it wasn't fake. Your first clue should have been, you know, the friggin web address.

12/31/2008 1:19:23 PM

we dodged a major major bullet this November

12/31/2008 1:22:53 PM

words used in this website:

Paliban
McPalin

And they call for "Theocracy now"

Shame on anyone who ever treated this as not being fake.

12/31/2008 1:26:53 PM

Paliban sounds like Taliban

I wish we could send evangelicals like these to the nazi gas chambers.

12/31/2008 1:29:42 PM

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"Really? You think so? I question your intelligence if you EVER thought it wasn't fake. Your first clue should have been, you know, the friggin web address."

I mean, I've seen enough REAL ones to think it could be, but I wasn't sure.

12/31/2008 1:56:45 PM

I agree, the warped logic in their argument could be from a fundamentalist, but I think the McPalin and "Theocracy Now", two popular mockings of Obama supporters during the last election,pretty blatantly gave it away (as mrfrog put it).

[Edited on December 31, 2008 at 2:37 PM. Reason : spellin']

12/31/2008 2:36:38 PM

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"[Edited on December 31, 2008 at 2:37 PM. Reason : spellin']"

You mean, sPalin'

12/31/2008 5:42:18 PM

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"we dodged a major major bullet this November"

word.

12/31/2008 6:02:38 PM

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"You mean, sPalin' "

i lollered

12/31/2008 6:08:22 PM