After thinking of the best of all time, I realized how many shitty gimmicks and performers there have been. I'm trying not to include guys that were obvious jobbers like "Iron" Mike Sharpe and the Brooklyn Brawler

Singles:
-the Wall
-Prince Ieukea
-Skinner
-Max Moon
-Avatar

Tag Teams:
-Beverly Brothers
-American Males (just for their TERRRRRIBLE entrance music. "american males, american males. american males, american males. american males, american males....")
-Power and Glory
-Vicious and Delicious (I'm not callin another dude Delicious)
-the Colossal Connection

1/2/2009 3:44:58 PM

The Nasty Boys

1/2/2009 3:52:12 PM

true, no finishing move is as deadly as the Pit Stop

1/2/2009 3:57:29 PM

Goldust

1/2/2009 4:06:10 PM

the bushwackers

1/2/2009 4:19:40 PM

Robocop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNybksDGjcE

What strength by Robocop!

1/2/2009 4:21:22 PM

Quote :

"Goldust"

go to hell

1/2/2009 4:21:57 PM

FIT FUCKING FINLEY

1/2/2009 4:23:32 PM

Finley can work his ass off!

also, Robocop should have to be on a tag team with the Shockmaster!

1/2/2009 4:25:22 PM

Fujiyaki or whatever his name is.

Oh, and me <---

1/2/2009 4:32:17 PM

Prince Iaukea and Glacier are the only two answers

1/2/2009 4:57:03 PM

ahahahahah

Glacier

ahahahah lol

1/2/2009 5:01:02 PM

alex wright
those 2 fags from WCW (lane bro's i think?)
Vincent

last and definately least

chris jerico

1/2/2009 5:02:04 PM

1. Sting
2. Goldberg
3. Hogan
4. The Rock
5. Booker T

1/2/2009 5:06:12 PM

wow, did your skank come up with that one?

1/2/2009 5:08:18 PM

1/2/2009 5:21:51 PM

1. Ernest "The Cat" Miller

1/2/2009 5:23:51 PM

^^ did they really need to loop that twice. I sat through the whole thing

And I cant believe I forgot about Vincent.

1/2/2009 5:38:30 PM

gangrel

that shit was just lame.

1/2/2009 7:27:30 PM

The Boogie Man
the worm/slobber gimmick makes me want to puke everytime I see him

1/2/2009 8:04:51 PM

- Mabel
- Giant Gonzales

1/3/2009 12:20:04 AM

god i hated mabel so much

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : and gold dusts character was so lame]

1/3/2009 12:22:05 AM

the original goldust character is fucking great

just like the original doink character

then they let it run too long and it got ridiculous

1/3/2009 12:24:36 AM

Alex Wright and Disco Inferno ftw

1/3/2009 12:29:25 AM

Hahaha

what about vampiro or kanyon...the godwin brothers as well

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 12:54 AM. Reason : steve "mongo" mcmichael comes to mind as well]

1/3/2009 12:53:03 AM

kanyon can work. but he was often stuck with SHITTY gimmicks like Mortis.

1/3/2009 1:10:39 AM

Kanyon ruled when he was busy doing the Kanyon Kutter to random camera guys and shit in the background of DDP promos

1/3/2009 1:20:10 AM

Quote :

"the original goldust character Marlena is fucking great"

she was so hot smoking those cigars

1/3/2009 1:25:09 AM

Rey Mysterio

1/3/2009 2:12:48 AM

Just a few names:

Barry Horowitz
Bastion Booger
Brooklyn Brawler
Duke The Dumpster Droese
The entire Dungeon of Doom, haha

1/3/2009 9:57:59 AM

Barry Horowitz rules.

Just because he's a jobber doesn't mean he sucks.

1/3/2009 10:41:55 AM

Men on a Mission

the Berserker

Glacier

Goldberg

Gillberg

1/3/2009 10:51:17 AM

Rhino

1/3/2009 10:57:19 AM

prince albert
viscera
david flair

1/3/2009 1:25:10 PM

gillberg was a gimmick where he was SUPPOSED to suck and lose every match. He doesn't count.

holy fuck, how could I have forgotten about David "I have no passion for this industry" Flair!?

1/3/2009 1:42:50 PM

Droz

"My gimmick is that i puked during Monday Night Football!!!, oh and I'm trying to kill Hawk"

1/3/2009 2:05:05 PM

1-2-3 Kidd / X-Pac

1/3/2009 3:57:07 PM

The Repo Man

1/3/2009 4:49:36 PM

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese

1/3/2009 4:57:58 PM

Thurman "Sparky" Plugg
Kwang
Aldo Montoya ("The Portuguese Man of War")

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 5:16 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2009 5:14:17 PM

meat

1/3/2009 5:38:28 PM

what about Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwin?

1/3/2009 6:04:22 PM

Quote :

"HILL BILLY JIM"

and Hugh Morrus, despite his huge ass pulling off credible moonsaults.

1/3/2009 6:30:42 PM

dude wtf...sometimes i REALLY want to take vinylbuilt seriously...but then he posts shit like goldust being "fucking great"

1/3/2009 7:11:55 PM

are we talking worst wrestlers or worst gimmicks


Forgot about Lance Storm

1/3/2009 7:35:50 PM

Great heels play against what people truly hate; rednecks hate flamers, and Goldust was as flaming as they come. It was just a bonus that said flamer was Dustin Rhodes.

1/3/2009 7:44:10 PM

Quote :

"It was just a bonus that said flamer was Dustin Rhodes."

That's what made it so awesome

Dusty Rhodes' son was playing a homo

A homo!

1/3/2009 7:51:16 PM

Quote :

"dude wtf...sometimes i REALLY want to take vinylbuilt seriously...but then he posts shit like goldust being "fucking great""

that's because he was. that feud between him, terri runnels and val venis was great. shattered dreams was an awesome finishing move too.

1/3/2009 8:10:26 PM

you can probably name anyone who wrestled on WCW Saturday Night or WWF Shotgun and it would suffice

1/3/2009 10:26:35 PM

Golddust was an awesome heel during his first run in the WWE

You hated to see him come on the screen because you knew he would do something to infuriate you. Playing on the fanbase's homophobia isn't the most original thing to do, but they had a nice twist on it.

And Dustin Runnels was, at least, a hard worker (haven't seen him in his current run). You weren't going to be let down by him phoning it in. He wasn't one of the top tier, but he gave you all he could.

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 10:32 AM. Reason : .]

1/4/2009 10:31:21 AM