http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1104663/Pictured-The-orangutan-just-loves-jet-ski.html

that last picture of them, the orangutan i straight staring at her monkeyfist

Quote :

"'The orangutans love playing in the bath. But they don't swim naturally and so if you introduce them to the pool, they'd sink to the bottom,' he added."

i'd pay to see tha

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 1:52 PM. Reason : SHIT - JETSKIING]

1/3/2009 1:51:32 PM

1/3/2009 1:53:50 PM

i bet that girl has spanked a monkey or two in her time

1/3/2009 2:34:30 PM

is the wetsuit on the orangutan really necessary?

1/3/2009 2:36:21 PM

i bet it smells better than full on wet orangutan

1/3/2009 2:36:48 PM

I think she may me smuggling a cock in those bikini bottoms.

1/3/2009 2:39:24 PM

i wonder if it makes a BLOOP sound if you accidentally drop one into the water?

also, i bet shamu would eat it

1/3/2009 2:40:35 PM

Left turn Clyde

1/3/2009 2:42:25 PM

I'D HIT IT

1/3/2009 2:54:56 PM

Quote :

"I think she may me smuggling a cock in those bikini bottoms."

now that you mention it, she does have man hands and sort of mannish legs. i'm willing to overlook those things though.

1/3/2009 3:01:24 PM

i, too, would hit it

1/3/2009 3:04:19 PM

Quote :

"is the wetsuit on the orangutan really necessary?"

yes, as noted in the first post, if you don't give them a wetsuit they will sink immediately

1/3/2009 3:06:46 PM

this thread has everything

1/3/2009 4:16:49 PM

She looks like Jane Krakowski from 30 Rock

1/3/2009 4:37:22 PM

^^^is wetsuit another mixed up British term that means life jacket to Americans, sort of like biscuits=cookies?

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2009 4:42:32 PM

_{The initial thought I had was wayyy off, not the same actress, whoops}

1/3/2009 4:47:55 PM

How did they get that corpse to stand up on the surfboard? It barely looks dead.

1/3/2009 5:15:53 PM

Chop - whoops >.<

1/3/2009 5:26:00 PM