All of Kiwi's hotel art got me thinking that some of you idiots are most likely aspiring to be artists or something. If you write shitty songs you can post them on here to if you like.

im sure its going to suck so i'll break the ice.


"Bald Man Peeing on a Flower" - Nick, 2009

1/16/2009 11:49:47 AM

wow, that is a spot on red x, nice job. blinding realism.

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1/16/2009 11:50:30 AM

Do the Kiwi!

1/16/2009 11:50:31 AM

OKAY IT LOADED THIS TIME

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1/16/2009 11:50:53 AM

Looks like an MS PAINTing

1/16/2009 11:52:10 AM

i made this in 1992, when I was 11

1/16/2009 11:55:05 AM

Aw, I did inspire someone!

1/16/2009 11:56:11 AM

This was done one day in my sociology class. I might frame it.

1/16/2009 11:57:47 AM

mildly offensive

1/16/2009 11:58:41 AM

you said BAD

1/16/2009 11:59:44 AM

Winona looks hawt. I'd scalp that ass.

1/16/2009 12:00:22 PM

haha

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1/16/2009 12:00:44 PM

LOLOOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOOLOL

Diva wins

1/16/2009 12:13:16 PM

I'd hafta say my inspiration was pure boredom.

1/16/2009 12:14:25 PM

Do crappy photoshops count??

1/16/2009 12:15:26 PM

yessss this is the thread of a lifetime. my parents save EVERYTHING. so just wait. you will get to see my artistic career progress through watercolor, marker, clay, sewing, etc.

but in all seriousness, i did draw this in 1st grade and it is still on display in the bonus room. sorry for the bad pic, i took it with photo booth.....though i don't think a good photo would help me out any

1/16/2009 12:34:07 PM

sometime in HS, freshman or sophomore year i think... as you can tell it was a terribly crucial piece...

(i probably got a C on that one....)

^ that's not bad for 1st grade

[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 1:02 PM. Reason : s]

1/16/2009 1:00:45 PM

^ ok that is WAY better than anything i did in high school.

and there's a CHANCE it may have been 2nd grade. but no higher than that. i'm pretty sure it was 1st.

1/16/2009 1:06:50 PM

eel, undated.

but judging by my previous drawing, and my obviously affinity for sea life, i'm going to say this is from the elementary era. perhaps 3rd or 4th grade.

1/16/2009 1:44:07 PM

your fish are rather dongish

are there stories you're going to have to tell us

1/16/2009 1:46:00 PM

my fish do not look like dongs

you are just dirty

1/16/2009 1:50:45 PM

perhaps

1/16/2009 1:55:01 PM

very dong like

1/16/2009 1:56:03 PM

more straponish but still dong shaped

you must have been a very naughty little girl

1/16/2009 1:56:34 PM

i thought this was bad art, I win so far, mine is really bad

1/16/2009 2:10:17 PM

^ no, yours was funny. and mine are really bad. that pool stick one isn't that bad though

ps is that really yours? and pps does it say copyrighted in the top right corner?!



[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 2:13 PM. Reason : ahahaha and "sale 50 cents"]

1/16/2009 2:12:35 PM

1/16/2009 2:13:54 PM

its really mine, i am Nick and it was Nick comics. I copyrighted everything back then because my friend john would steal my ideas. We got in a fight one time about this

ps. My whole name is on the comic on the top on the left side, I signed it

[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 2:22 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2009 2:20:53 PM

Not bad art, actually good art....

1/16/2009 2:23:46 PM

maybe

1/16/2009 2:26:20 PM

^^is it good art if it's a drawing of a bad artist?

1/16/2009 2:27:42 PM

to answer your question..






[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 2:29 PM. Reason : wait, no.. noooo bad art]

1/16/2009 2:29:20 PM

just because you're a good artist doesnt mean its good art.

1/16/2009 2:29:47 PM

you artsy fartsy faggots

1/16/2009 2:34:57 PM

i'm pretty disappointed my under the sea drawing (aka dongfish drawing) didn't get more comments.

and no one commented on my eel.

i'm so done with this thread

1/16/2009 5:35:44 PM

KHCADWAL I LOVE YOUR ART CAN I PURCHASE IT?????????

1/16/2009 5:36:58 PM

YES!!!!!!! its going to cost you thought. see kiwi sells her stuff for a few hundred bucks, but i drew that in first grade. therefore, it must be worth more.

$12,000

1/16/2009 5:38:31 PM